| A lot of people around me have been asking me what way I'd like to be buried (don't know why though), so now I'm curious what you'd like see happening to your corpse. I myself would like to have all my useful organs removed to help other dieing people, then donate rest of my body to science. But before all of that, there should be a party in my honor and have a little part of me (like a butt cheek or something fleshy) to be cut off and be molded into some sausages to be served for dinner. Not to much, just a small percentage of the meat would be actually mine (about 2%-5%). That way, Everyone has a little piece of me inside them and I help out the other living (with the organ and body donation). It may be a sick idea, but it saves money (coffin, grave and tombstone), you get a great story out of it, and I think it's a unique way to go. Your turn. |
| Do you actually think people woud like to eat you(r butt)? |
De-JaY said: Do you actually think people woud like to eat you(r butt)? They wouldn't know, and it doesn't have to be a butt, could be any other fleshy piece, as long as there is meat to mould |
| I want to be cremated and have my ashes fired on a Taliban residence with a Tomahawk missile. Maybe one of those fellows will choke in the ashes and I would still have done something good for the world :3 Ok, for real: I want my ashes to be fired from the USS Wisconsin's artillery. It'll be in style. |
| Maybe cremated, haven't thought about it much though. |
| cremated, then buried a massive mausoleum, which will be recognized as the 8th World Wonder. |
| I want to be cremated and my ashes made into Custom CD's that everyone who knows me can get >_< Like the frisbee guy, but better. |
| This would be nice with some sort of poll. |
| IM INVINCIBLE! Ok not rly.... ;_; Oh well I'll probably donate my vital organs so people can get use of them, and then get cremated. I would like my ashes to be sent out into the space. |
| Oh! I forgot to mention: I want to be cremated ONLY when I'm dead. ...and without randomness: I want to be ensured I'm dead. Like... fill be with poison or anything, just make sure I don't wake up in the oven. |
| Cremation, rather have more money go to my family than waste it on a casket, company to build grave site, etc. I mean, I'll be dead, what the hell do I care whether I'm buried or not. |
| hmmm dont matter as long as i dont rot before the funeral and stink up everything lol |
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| Being launched into space would be pretty awesome. |
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| Dead... |
| Perelman, martyr |
khorven said: i love this answer cuz it's so logical lol Dead... |
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| I want to be cremated. The notion that maggots and stuff would eat up my dead rotten body is disgusting. Scud said: Being launched into space would be pretty awesome. Oh yeah! |
| Cremated, I'd rather people not waste money of me if I'm dead with a funeral and casket and all that. |
| I wouldn't care much, I'd be dead so... |
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| I'm not thinking about it. When I die it doesn't matter. |
khorven said: Dead... Im gona have to agree with you for once |
khorven said: Dead... This. And then I'd like a space funeral. (Like that guy in Planetes) |
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duumed said: My body should be put on a wooden craft. That craft would be set on fire and then it'd move my body across the sea/lake while burning. Something like a viking nobleman funeral (my friend wants one of those as well, except the sea/lake part, he's more of a viking warrior funeral type of guy) |
| I want my body cremated with no barbaric rituals to acknowledge my death actually, I don't care what they do with my body because I'll be fucking dead |
 and with this post my post count has increased, making me 1 post cooler than before |
| I want my heart burried under a willow and the rest of my body burned. ....but everytime I talk about this way of being burried, people tell me: "You can't bury your heart alone. Either the whole body or nothing at all." ...I guess I have to marry a pathologist, who cuts my heart out and buries it xDD |
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D: Space funeral might be fun. Or a Tibetan Sky Burial. No, really, I'll be dead, why would I care? |
Rpgwiz99 said: Naturally, a one-word post ought to be understandable for you for a change.khorven said: Dead... Im gona have to agree with you for once |
| Perelman, martyr |
khorven said: Rpgwiz99 said: Naturally, a one-word post ought to be understandable for you for a change.khorven said: Dead... Im gona have to agree with you for once Drop the fucking beef man, What the fuck do you have to prove, This is the net man you aint got shit on me. |
Scud said: I'm for this idea.Being launched into space would be pretty awesome. Brilliant thinking there. |
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Rpgwiz99 said: You really haven't noticed that I make such remarks against every-one have you?khorven said: Rpgwiz99 said: Naturally, a one-word post ought to be understandable for you for a change.khorven said: Dead... Im gona have to agree with you for once Drop the fucking beef man, What the fuck do you have to prove, This is the net man you aint got shit on me. You're just a lot easier to do than others. :') I'm a cynical guy with a big sense of humour, like I said in the other thread, my significant others get to endure the most of it, I've been beaten up by my then-thirteen year old ex and stamped upon by her fetish boots countless times because of my remarks, kind of enjoyed it of course. |
| Perelman, martyr |
| Just cremated and scattered in the wind... |
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khorven said: Rpgwiz99 said: You really haven't noticed that I make such remarks against every-one have you?khorven said: Rpgwiz99 said: Naturally, a one-word post ought to be understandable for you for a change.khorven said: Dead... Im gona have to agree with you for once Drop the fucking beef man, What the fuck do you have to prove, This is the net man you aint got shit on me. You're just a lot easier to do than others. :') I'm a cynical guy with a big sense of humour, like I said in the other thread, my significant others get to endure the most of it, I've been beaten up by my then-thirteen year old ex and stamped upon by her fetish boots countless times because of my remarks, kind of enjoyed it of course. ok |
| ...Hmm. I also want my useful organs to be removed and donated to people in need. Or be cremated, then blown away on top of a mountain. I wouldn't like to be buried in the ground. Don't want my corpse to be eaten by bugs. Grah. Or people wasting the money at my funeral. A few reasons. |
| I'd donate my corpse to scientific research or something. Might as well make some use of that lump of meat. |
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Echoes said: I'd donate my corpse to scientific research or something. Might as well make some use of that lump of meat. Agreed |
Veng said: Echoes said: I'd donate my corpse to scientific research or something. Might as well make some use of that lump of meat. Agreed I would to, If they would accept my organs. |
| Organ harvesting, then either a green burial or donation to science. |
| If you smoke, drink and do drugs will they accept your organs? I would really hate to waste them. |
| I CAN NEVER DIE, FOR I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA! :-P Ok, seriously though, when I die, I'd like to be turned into fertilizer. |
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| I don't give a shit. Am dead what to i care. They can do whatever the fuck they want with the body. |
Monad said: I don't give a shit. Am dead what to i care. They can do whatever the fuck they want with the body. Thats what I think, but if my tarred up organs could save a life I would become an organ donar. I belive my organs have so much toxins a sober persin would get an immidite high when the wake up from the donation ^^ |
| Whatever is the most useful... It's not like a need my body when im dead ;P... or do i xD But personally i always wanted to be a mummy =/.. |
Rpgwiz99 said: Meh they probably wont reuse em, but they might show em to kids to gross em out of smoking....which is fine with me.If you smoke, drink and do drugs will they accept your organs? I would really hate to waste them. I am a donor actually, I like that little heart they put on my license, makes me feel loved |
Razma said: Rpgwiz99 said: Meh they probably wont reuse em, but they might show em to kids to gross em out of smoking....which is fine with me.If you smoke, drink and do drugs will they accept your organs? I would really hate to waste them. I am a donor actually, I like that little heart they put on my license, makes me feel loved lol |
| Well I'd prefer to donate my organs, and whatever is remaining can be cremated. |
| I cant fucking believe no one else wants to be made into CD's... THAT IS THE BEST FUCKING IDEA EVER, god you people.... |
Razma said: I cant fucking believe no one else wants to be made into CD's... THAT IS THE BEST FUCKING IDEA EVER, god you people.... Cyber nerds think ahead, it may be an idea but in 10 years your cd will be outdated and get thrown out. lol. But it is a good idea, damn cyber nerds. |
Rpgwiz99 said: damnit....I will be made into digital ash and be held in a digital urn...(only a few of you will understand that one >_<) then be made into mp3s then...fuck you cyber nerds I will flood the internetRazma said: I cant fucking believe no one else wants to be made into CD's... THAT IS THE BEST FUCKING IDEA EVER, god you people.... Cyber nerds think ahead, it may be an idea but in 10 years your cd will be outdated and get thrown out. lol. But it is a good idea, damn cyber nerds. |
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