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Jul 17, 2012 3:52 PM

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An M4 and a cell phone. Oh yeah! I win.
Jul 17, 2012 3:52 PM

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My jar of creatine.

It will give me the strength of the gods.
tfw no gf
tfw i keep getting the banhammer on here
tfw Koleare keeps banning me every other day
tfw I'm misunderstood by le mod
Jul 17, 2012 4:51 PM

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A power adapter.
GG
Jul 17, 2012 6:03 PM

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an empty bottle of ketchup, nice
Jul 17, 2012 6:13 PM

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calendar ~

yoshi..
Jul 17, 2012 6:34 PM

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item to my right huh?

wall to my right is a zomb- OH SHIT ZOMBIE!!!!

Immahnoob said:
Jizzy, I know you have no idea how to argue for shit,

tokiyashiro said:

Jizzy as you would call yourself because youre a dick The most butthurt award goes to you And clearly you havent watched that many shows thats why you cant determine if a show is unique or not Or maybe you're just a child who likes common stuffs where hero saves the day and guys gets all the girls. Sad taste you have there kid you came up to me in the first place making you look more like a kid who got slapped without me even knowing it and start crying about it to me

Sep 8, 2012 5:57 PM

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A cell phone, a knife, and a bottle of Baileys. At least I will die happy.
Sep 8, 2012 6:11 PM

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A clock, a straw, my drawer, a gum wrapper, and a wii drawing pad
These weapons beat yours by a mile xD
Sep 8, 2012 6:28 PM

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Mac book air
can cut well enough.

I sometime have funky grammar, sorry about that. If you can correct some of my post, you would be an angel.
Sep 8, 2012 6:37 PM

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A cooking pot.
Good enough.
Sep 8, 2012 6:46 PM

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A bottle of laxative.
Sep 8, 2012 6:47 PM

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my cat......I have a good feeling about this

Immahnoob said:
Jizzy, I know you have no idea how to argue for shit,

tokiyashiro said:

Jizzy as you would call yourself because youre a dick The most butthurt award goes to you And clearly you havent watched that many shows thats why you cant determine if a show is unique or not Or maybe you're just a child who likes common stuffs where hero saves the day and guys gets all the girls. Sad taste you have there kid you came up to me in the first place making you look more like a kid who got slapped without me even knowing it and start crying about it to me

Sep 8, 2012 6:48 PM

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Jaconator said:
A bottle of laxative.
Shit on them

Immahnoob said:
Jizzy, I know you have no idea how to argue for shit,

tokiyashiro said:

Jizzy as you would call yourself because youre a dick The most butthurt award goes to you And clearly you havent watched that many shows thats why you cant determine if a show is unique or not Or maybe you're just a child who likes common stuffs where hero saves the day and guys gets all the girls. Sad taste you have there kid you came up to me in the first place making you look more like a kid who got slapped without me even knowing it and start crying about it to me

Sep 8, 2012 6:53 PM

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Dragonballs
Sep 8, 2012 7:10 PM

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^A box of tissues is right next to monitor. I can give hem to a random guy so he can fap at he zombies and gross them out so much that they just leave. I WIN
Sep 8, 2012 7:11 PM

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A fleshlight.
Sep 8, 2012 8:02 PM
Laughing Man

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SavageSmickey said:
A fleshlight.

Ok...

A PC mouse. Come at me zombies!
Sep 8, 2012 8:05 PM
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My right fist.
Sep 8, 2012 8:09 PM

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A parachute, gather as many zombies as possible then jump off a cliff. GG
Sep 8, 2012 8:33 PM
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my smile would be enough... :3
Sep 8, 2012 11:18 PM

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All I'd want is a mystery box. Imagine the amount of tries I get when I happen to stumble to an apartment full of broken windows... ;)
Platinum mad?
Sep 9, 2012 1:42 AM

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mug of tea, For The Win !
Sep 9, 2012 1:50 AM
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Apple slices and a knife.. i guess i'll use the apple slices :>
Sep 9, 2012 5:29 AM

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Money.
Money solves everything.
Sep 9, 2012 5:35 AM

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My android phone.... I guess I can hit zombies with it...
Sep 9, 2012 6:30 AM

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Toilet paper. I can tie them up with it I guess.
Sep 9, 2012 7:15 AM

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An electric fan. Let's do this! :D
Sep 9, 2012 12:32 PM

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a lamp :notbad:
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Sep 9, 2012 12:34 PM

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A condom to slap them with.
Sep 9, 2012 12:47 PM

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My Rickenbacker 4001.

One worked quite well as a weapon for Haruko in Fooly Cooly, so I think I'll be perfectly fine.
私のホバークラフトは鰻でいっぱいです
Sep 9, 2012 12:52 PM

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my fan?
Sep 9, 2012 12:58 PM

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bottle of vitamin gummies
Sep 9, 2012 1:10 PM

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An empty pack of cigs. It's practically paper.... OTL
Sep 9, 2012 1:16 PM

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My plastic bottle of water. At least I won't die of dehydration.. for a few days.
The Internet is a very bad place, you should never go there.
Sep 9, 2012 1:19 PM

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Some speed
Good times ahead

I sometime have funky grammar, sorry about that. If you can correct some of my post, you would be an angel.
Sep 9, 2012 1:44 PM
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Pigeon_Senpai said:
Toilet paper. I can tie them up with it I guess.

You live in the toilet?

Anyway, a book about "Walking with Beasts", goddamnit, why is it zombie excluded?
Sep 9, 2012 1:45 PM

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the cup from two girls one cup. even zombies wont go near that shit

.... huh, wonder what that says about me...
Sep 9, 2012 3:07 PM

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A stack of DVDs, games and videos. Ah well
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Sep 9, 2012 3:13 PM
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A cell phone. However, I could use my cellphone to call in special forces, so I guess I'm good?
Sep 9, 2012 3:29 PM

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^A speaker. Blow nightcore at them I guess...
Sep 9, 2012 3:38 PM

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A unicorn pillowpet.
I am so dead.
Sep 9, 2012 3:40 PM
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Pigeon_Senpai said:
Toilet paper. I can tie them up with it I guess.



An empty milk bottle and a cup.
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Sep 11, 2012 3:45 AM
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I have a lot of stuff next to me but I'm going to go for the lion king video I got them thrown at me a lot when I was a kid and they really hurt.
Sep 13, 2012 11:30 PM

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a pillow, shit... no wait... there's my friend on my right. That'd make a good shield *evil laugh*
"Three things will last forever—faith, hope, and love—and the greatest of these is love."

"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres."
Sep 13, 2012 11:35 PM

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a zombie, they'll never expect it.
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Sep 13, 2012 11:59 PM

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Well nothing, except the wardrobe, oh well, they're fucked.
Sep 14, 2012 12:14 AM

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Crowbar. Gordon freeman on their ass.
Sep 14, 2012 1:21 AM

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An empty can of Monster energy? Well... I guess I can make a makeshift shiv out of it. But a very frail one...
"Then again, if she's not my sibling, there's no bling, either" - Ararararagi Koyomi
Sep 14, 2012 1:45 AM
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One of my classmates. Maybe I can use her as a shield?
Sep 14, 2012 2:24 AM

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A bunch of papers...
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