| Dr. Love is searching for a female assistant to bring a woman's viewpoint and feedback to his love advice column. It's time to hear what the ladies have to say! Qualifications: Must have experience in at least 1 serious OFFLINE relationship; more than 1 relationship preferred; non-virgin (or some sexual experience) also preferred but not necessary. Please reply to this thread to discuss possible position. |
Reverend Andrei Mazenov  92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE. |
| It seems the girls are not interested LOL... |
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| .... Andrei has money !! *just trying to help making the offer more attractive* ^^ |
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| Or it could be that there's no such thing as girls on the internet =( |
| Reverend Andrei Mazenov 92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE. |
| There are myths and legends for girls on the internet but no one knows for sure is it true or not... |
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| I think nMoura exists, but that's still quite speculated. |
| Reverend Andrei Mazenov 92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE. |
| i like females =D |
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| Really? Me too! Fancy that! |
| Reverend Andrei Mazenov 92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE. |
| Strange, I also love females... ;] It must be destiny we all are gathered here!~ |
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| Hmmmm....not a single female on sight *looks from top to bottom* hehehe I'm in for this ^^ you can ask me =^_~= |
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| @mymasterlist: *taking a bow and kiss the hand* Thank you very much for providing your knowledge regarding relationships, love and similar catastrophes. ^^ PS:....you ARE a girl right? Not just a guy who thinks its funny to tease innocent, decent and kind men like ME, for example. ;) |
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| Well, MML, you're interested in the position, I see? Do you fit the qualifications? |
| Reverend Andrei Mazenov 92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE. |
| To FTGT: I am 99.99 percent girl, don't worry =^_~= |
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| There is still 0.1% that you might be a guy LOLxD |
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| So, MML, do you fit the other qualifications (at least one long-term offline relationship)? If so, you're hired! |
| Reverend Andrei Mazenov 92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE. |
| I can help too... ^^ just say wath to do, ore you take mymasterlist :3 |
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| Here are some questions to ask you two ladies: 1) Have you ever been in an OFFLINE long-term relationship? 2) If so, how many? 3) How long? 4) Are you a virgin? Do you have any sexual experience? (NOTE: You don't have to answer this, and lack of sexual experience does not disqualify you from the position) 5) Do your friends consider you good at giving love advice? |
AndreiNov 18, 2008 5:52 PM
| Reverend Andrei Mazenov 92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE. |
| to Mr.Andrei 1) Yes, about 2 years 2) I have 1 long term and 6 others 3) the long term is about 2 years...the 6 others are just a few months...5-8 months 4) ....... 5) yeah, I'm considered a mature person that they could ask for advice |
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| Hmmm, you seem well-qualified, MML. Lemme see what Linselt has to say, and then I'll make my decision. |
| Reverend Andrei Mazenov 92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE. |
| To Andrei: alrighty =^_~= But it's ok to me if you will hire her instead....since I'm not online lately. To snOOp3r: hahaha...yeah that's right...I'm just 99.99% female xD |
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