| I realized i was in a game but |
| It still scared the crap out of me, so I decided to take a nice walk to calm down, but... |
| some dogs started chasing me so i went into an abandoned building but |
 . |
| ...a bunch of gangsters showed up,and assaulted me. But... |
| I protected myself because I'm a boxer, but... |
| I realize that I am out of shape but |
| I remembered that i had a five hour energy in my pocket, but... |
| ...I nearly forgot that I had previously poured out the 5 Hour Energy and replaced it with heavy water from a nearby nuclear reactor. I went ahead and chugged the heavy water anyways in hopes that I might mutate into something strong enough to defend myself from my attackers, but... |
| i became a dog instead of something huge and scary but... |
| ...upon seeing my fantastically bred, dog-like physique, the dogs that had previously chased me into the building all immediately went into heat. I could not control my procreating instinct as I darted past the gansters and out of the building to chase the now very interesting "Lassies" outside, but... |
bakashimizu said: ...upon seeing my fantastically bred, dog-like physique, the dogs that had previously chased me into the building all immediately went into heat. I could not control my procreating instinct as I darted past the gansters and out of the building to chase the now very interesting "Lassies" outside, but... (Attempt to resurrect a hibernating game) |
bakashimizuFeb 3, 2013 10:01 PM
| it changed them into fairy godmothers. Upon discovering their mutant powers they immediately went about tidying up the warehouse and went out looking for a princess to harass, but... |
| ...what I thought was a labrador turned out to be evil black Unico. She turned about and speared me with her evil, magic horn: but... |
| ...they started flashing gang signs and changed me into a graffiti riddled pumpkin carriage on blocks. Dark Unico laughed so hard she almost peed and began to draw the attention of the fairy godmothers. These particular fairy godmothers decided that Dark Unico would be a great "horse team" for me, the pumpkin carriage. They nabbed the unsuspecting Dark Unico and tied her up to me with lead ropes, but... |
| She woke up and it was all a dream...she looked at her phone to see what time it was and she knew that she was going to be late for school! She quickly got up and got ready to go to school. She left her house and she got to school just in time before second period started, but.. |
| “A lesson without pain is meaningless. That's because no one can gain without sacrificing something. But by enduring that pain and overcoming it, he shall obtain a powerful, unmatched heart. A fullmetal heart.” -Hiromu Arakawa Fullmetal Alchemist, Vol. 25 |
| Quickly their eyes locked on each other and she realized that she did know him. He was her childhood friend who had moved away due to unknown reasons but.... |
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