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Apr 7, 2012 7:33 PM
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Wish granted, but it's your least favourite type of pie.

I wish the whole world used the same system of measuremtn
 
Apr 7, 2012 11:04 PM

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granted, but it's the american system

i wish for that *points*
 
Apr 9, 2012 9:41 AM

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Granted, but its Justin Beiber album.

I wish for better eye sight.
 
Apr 9, 2012 12:08 PM

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granted but you can only using better eye sihgt for 2 horus a day and the toher 20 you are blind


i wish to get more work
 
Apr 9, 2012 3:32 PM

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granted, but it's volunteer work.

i only wish to catch a fish, so juicy sweet
 
Apr 9, 2012 6:17 PM
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Wish granted, but it's a jelly fish.

I wish to be tall
 
Apr 9, 2012 6:52 PM

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ok you are now 4 foot 7


i wish to be god
 
Apr 9, 2012 8:19 PM

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granted, but you're Atlas and have to hold up the world forever

i wish for a new pair of underwear
 
Apr 9, 2012 8:38 PM
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Wish granted, but it's a G-string

I wish for the best icecream
 
Apr 12, 2012 9:15 AM

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ok then you have to have some frog toe ice cream after

i want more acitve members
 
Apr 13, 2012 5:31 PM

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Granted but they are all trolls.

I wish for a sex doll.
 
Apr 14, 2012 4:53 PM

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Granted, but it has free will and doesn't want to have sex.

I wish for a catgirl maid.
 
Apr 21, 2012 1:39 PM

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granted, but she only exists on your desktop screen.

I wish for better, working car.
 
Apr 22, 2012 3:24 PM
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You wish is granted except your car won't have a roof or airbags.
I wish for a bigger room with expensive furniture
 
Apr 23, 2012 1:08 AM

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ok but you can't enter it

i want a better computer
 
Apr 23, 2012 8:09 AM
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That's mean.. It would suck to just sit there and watch my room..
Your wish is granted but it'll come with a huge virus.
 
Sep 17, 2012 7:33 PM

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I wish I had a really awesome toaster!
 
Oct 10, 2012 8:16 AM

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but it can only toast human flesh

i wish could come up with a wish
 
Nov 23, 2012 8:32 AM

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granted, but no one wants to grant your wish

i wish to pass my exam
 
Nov 24, 2012 4:52 AM
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Wish granted but your pen dies half way through.

I wish Lilly wasn't s obnoxious in the mornings
 
Dec 18, 2012 9:46 PM

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granted now shes that alll night long

i wish i had enough hours for unplyment
 
Jan 18, 2013 2:47 PM

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Granted but they're boring as helll.

I wish I had a bag of chocolate chip cookies which would magically generate more chocolate cookies every day.
 
Jan 29, 2013 7:50 AM
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granted but you become allergic to chocolate.

I wish for a the perfect woman to be my wife - with no divorce, she dosen't die, and i can have sex, neither do i die and also i can enjoy the sex.
 
Jan 30, 2013 11:37 AM
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Wish granted, but the marriage gets annuled after a day.

I wish that math was actually awesome.
 
Feb 2, 2013 5:26 AM

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Granted but you suck at it

I wish I could have a bucket of lolis
 
Apr 26, 2013 4:43 AM

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granded and then u get arested for ihaving a bucket full of childporn and get murdered in jail


i wishi knew what to do
 
Apr 28, 2013 7:27 PM

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Granted, but it's nothing you'd ever do.

I wish for more wishes.
 
Apr 29, 2013 6:50 PM

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granted but they go to me bitch

i wish i could work when ever i wanted too?
 
Apr 29, 2013 11:14 PM

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Granted, but you also work whenever you don't want to.

I wish I didn't need food to survive, but could still eat any food that I wanted to.
 
May 6, 2013 8:06 PM

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Granted - you can eat whatever you want, but you never poop it out.

I wish I knew the last digit of pi.
 
May 8, 2013 8:16 PM

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granted though the number is told to you in a old dead alain numerical format that you cna't decifer

i wish for more wishes
 
May 8, 2013 9:22 PM

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No can do, I wished for that twice already.
 
May 9, 2013 7:10 AM

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granted most ine wish you ate tenticle raped


i want a pile of money
 
May 9, 2013 7:53 AM

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Granted, but it is on the moon.

I wish I could manipulate time, forward and backwards.
 
May 9, 2013 8:03 AM

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yea but only the time in a pocket univerice that nothing exisits in

i wish for faster net
 
May 10, 2013 8:07 PM

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Granted, but it's a fishing net.

I wish Greg would let me borrow his fishing net.
 
May 11, 2013 9:26 AM

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Granted, but it's been reduced to ashes.

I wish my computer had all the music I would ever want to listen to on it.
 
May 11, 2013 12:43 PM

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Granted, but you'd have to find all the links yourself.

I wish my drill would pierce the heavens.
 
May 12, 2013 5:33 AM

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granted but then the moment it does you get hit by a truck being dirving by a drunk prostuite


i wish for another season of black lagoon
 
May 12, 2013 6:59 AM

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Granted, In it Revy gets killed in a lame fashion.

I wish I had a new car.
 
May 12, 2013 2:41 PM

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oh but its a smart car with no motor

i wish seras would post
 
May 13, 2013 10:41 AM

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Granted, but she posts in a weird language you can't decipher

I wish I could fly
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"When I started screaming, I finally figured
it out. I had always been afraid of not being
able to see my future. Of not knowing what I
want to do in my life. Of not knowing why I
don't know what I want to do. And of the days
that kept flowing by mercilessly, in spite
of that" - Yuuta Takemoto (Honey and Clover)
 
May 13, 2013 11:04 PM

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Granted, You spontaneously fly into space.

I wish I could efficiently observe my pocket universe. (the one where I control time)

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yea but only the time in a pocket univerice that nothing exisits in/quote]
 
May 14, 2013 9:48 PM

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Treblig said:
Granted, You spontaneously fly into space.

I wish I could efficiently observe my pocket universe. (the one where I control time)

imperlast said:
yea but only the time in a pocket univerice that nothing exisits in/quote]

granted but in the process your are transformed into a basic gold fish, with limted brain and knowadle of the power you hold, if you knew how to.


i want more badass anime
 
May 14, 2013 9:51 PM

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Granted, but it's scat hentai.

I want a sonic screwdriver.
 
May 17, 2013 3:06 AM

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Granted but psrts are made at my work so i wpuld tempt using it


i wish for a anime abouut. k-on in univirsity
 
May 22, 2013 4:07 PM

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Granted, but everybody forgot how to play their instruments.
 
May 23, 2013 11:24 PM

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I wish Mel Gibson made a wish =D
 
May 24, 2013 9:42 PM

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I wish I would make a wish /trollface
 
May 26, 2013 6:20 AM

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grandted but no one uses it
i wishfor it to rain bobbies
 
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