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Nov 25, 2008 3:12 PM

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"I'm Not Even Suppose To Be Here Today" - Dante Hicks
Nov 25, 2008 3:24 PM

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"Hulk Hogan is a f****t!" - Iron Sheik (Kenny Vs. Spenny last night)
I'll Never look back, I've got no regrets
'Cause time don't wait for me
I choose to go my own way

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Nov 25, 2008 3:42 PM

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"perhaps, it is time to die" - Hell Gir

"I wanted to make something pretty" - Brian Wilsonl

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you try to eat as much as you can and leave vomit in your wake" - Myself
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Nov 25, 2008 3:47 PM

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"It's like a crane shot except without the fucking crane" - Me

"Weed doesn't lead to harder drug's it leads to fucking carpentry, cause all you want to do is make bongs.... and secondly weed brings us closer to Jesus cause he was a fucking carpenter!!!!" - Me
I'll Never look back, I've got no regrets
'Cause time don't wait for me
I choose to go my own way

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Nov 26, 2008 6:47 AM

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Mercenaries 2: World in Flames Computer game
*Nilson runs over a pedestrian with a vehicle*
Voice over girl: "Nilson! Don't kill civilians!"
Nilson: "Awww! But they're so squishy!"
*Nilson crashes into another car with his own vehicle*
Nilson: "Tag! You're it!"
*Nilson is under fire by people firing out a window*
Nilson: "...that building is shooting at me!"
Nov 26, 2008 12:32 PM

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"Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people." - Eleanor Roosevelt.

"With enough pills, anything is possible!" - Me, last time I checked.
Nov 26, 2008 4:46 PM

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Sounds interesting, I will post a few:

"The divine guidance often comes when the horizon is the blackest." - Mahatma Gandhi

"Why are you doing this? Do you people want another war?!" - Shinn Asuka

"Is it weapons that nurtured war? Or is it the hearts of man?" - Lacus Clyne

"I make the impossible, possible." - Mu La Flaga

"Those with power, fear us! Those without power, seek us!" - Kuro no Kishidan
Nov 26, 2008 11:46 PM

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To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today.
-- Issac Asimov

"Do you know what Jesus said in John chapter 5? He said, “Don’t bring me any trouble, bitch!”"
-- Edel (Black Lagoon)

"A dream - I'm looking at a dream. A dream I see everyday - an endless dream. The day the dream didn't end, when was it? Was it a long time ago or was it just few minutes ago? The answer to it must lie in the the time you didn't realize that if it's passing, you just only wait."
-- Ayu (Kanon 2006)

"Sanity is overrated."
Nov 26, 2008 11:50 PM

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"ZALAKI MINOOOOOOOR!!" - Opfor placing a claymore directional landmine, Call of Duty 4.
Nov 27, 2008 2:20 AM
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"I better die before I hit 30!" - my friend

Damian: And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!

Damian: [delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh... ”Caddy" Heron. Do we have a "Caddy" Heron here?
Cady: It's Cady.
Damian: Oh Cady, here you go, one for you... And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.

Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.

Regina: Oh my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it?
Lea Edwards: It was my mom's in the '80s.
Regina: Vintage, so adorable.
Lea Edwards: Thanks.
Regina: [after girl walks away] That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I've ever seen.
- Mean Girls

"I kinda hit that last night, so now she's all on my jock." - House
Nov 27, 2008 9:16 AM

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here are the quotes I have on my profile^^

Nov 28, 2008 3:40 PM
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You see me here, you gods, a poor old man,
As full of grief as age; wretched in both!
If it be you that stir these daughters' hearts
Against their father, fool me not so much
To bear it tamely; touch me with noble anger,
And let not women's weapons, water-drops,
Stain my man's cheeks!

-Lear, King Lear; act ii, scene iv
Nov 28, 2008 5:43 PM

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When asked "How would you compare guitarists Marc Ribot and Smokey Hormel?", Tom Waits answered:

"Octopus have eight and squid have ten tentacles, each with hundreds of suction cups and each have the power to burst a man’s artery. They have small birdlike beaks used to inject venom into a victim. Some gigantic squid and octopus with one hundred foot tentacles have been reported. Squids have been known to pull down entire boats to feed on the disoriented sailors in the water. Many believe unexplained, sunken deep-sea vessels, and entire boat disappearances are the handiwork of giant squid."
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Nov 28, 2008 8:05 PM

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"You know nothing unless you know everything. Unless you know everything you assume. Assumptions can be false. False assumptions lead to failure."

"I said nothing. You assumed based off little facts. Your false assumptions are not my problem."

"You want to turn your life around? Well here's the first step: Stop whining about your situation in life. You're there for some stupid mistake you made in the past. You have no one to blame but yourself. Get over it, accept it, and try to make it better.

"Everything that happens to you is your fault. It's just fact. If you're hit by a bus, you shouldn't have been there."

"Everything you know was taught to you. The knowledge that was taught to you by another human was taught to them. Knowledge is nothing more than a giant strand of teachings. If this is the case, is not possible that some where along the way, there was a prick that decided to lie about it? Does this not mean that everything you know could possibly be wrong? Think about it, and you'll soon realize my points are true, if you don't, you're an idiot." ~ All by me.

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We're all getting trolled by Mayans. They probably thought "Fuck this shit, let's end the calendar and say shit's gonna go down."
Nov 29, 2008 7:42 AM

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''Try Everything Ones,Twice If U Like It''

''Make Every Moment Count Cuz Time Waits For No One''

''For Us Who Chose Our Dreams Over Love,The Only Thing We Can Do For Love Is Perhaps To Release The Locks On Our Neck Through That,The Pain May Vanish''-NANA
You Know You Want My Muffin!

I Know U Do!
Aug 4, 2010 10:57 PM
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Its a tie between one of my own quotes:
"Our actions dictate who we are, live by them, live for them. Don't let the fabric of society slow you down."
~ Michael Himes


“Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.”
~ Abigail Van Buren

So what quote inspire you, make you smile, or you just plain like?
Aug 4, 2010 11:19 PM

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"I know that I know nothing at all." - Socrates

Nice to know even the smartest people know they have more to learn.
Aug 4, 2010 11:29 PM

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Thread merged.

Please use the search function before considering to start a thread.
Aug 4, 2010 11:33 PM

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"Men are more ready to repay an injury than a benefit, because gratitude is a burden and revenge a pleasure." - Tacitus

"Isn't it nice? Try to be understanding. If I kill you, that means I'll be the one closest to you on your deathbed. Isn't it romantic?" - Hitagi Senjōgahara (Bakemonogatari)
Aug 4, 2010 11:39 PM

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"The guy goes into the hospital, okay? His wife's just had a baby and he can't wait to see them both. So he meets the doctor and he says, 'Oh, Doc, I've been so worried. How are they?' And the doctor smiles and says, 'They're fine. Just fine. Your wife's delivered a healthy baby boy and they're both in tip-top form. You're one lucky guy.' So the guy rushes into the maternity ward with his flowers. But it's empty. His wife's bed is empty. 'Doc?' He says and turns around and the doctor and all the nurses wave their arms and scream in his face. 'April fool! Your wife's dead and the baby's a spastic!!'" (he executes an asylum orderly with a gunshot to the head) "Get it? Oh, what a senseless waste of human life!"

Joker, Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth
Aug 5, 2010 4:47 PM

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'' you popped my heart seams, all my bubble dreams. ''

'' If I wasn't queer we would have ended up having sloppy teenage sex and getting pregnant, contributing more fucked-up unwanted kids to society. ''

'' and after all the boys and girls that we've been through, could i give it all up for you ? ''

'' Different folks, different strokes. ''
Aug 5, 2010 9:57 PM

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Mr-Freeman said:
"I know that I know nothing at all." - Socrates

Nice to know even the smartest people know they have more to learn.

"The only thing I know is that I know nothing."
I prefer this translation.
Aug 7, 2010 7:08 AM

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Okay, it's not someone's famous quote, I saw it written on a shop's sign (I hope it's the correct word).

"I'll go anywhere as long as it's forward"

Aug 7, 2010 10:56 AM
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YuKiko from 11 eyes: I am just a normal girl, but when I get angry I can be scary gaao!
Aug 8, 2010 11:29 PM

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FIST PUMP LIKE A CHAMP! lol that's something i came up with

Dude that's broken-inside joke if you play YGO O_o"
Aug 9, 2010 2:04 AM

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"You must never give into despair. Allow yourself to slip down that road, and you surrender to your lowest instincts. In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner-strength."

What? o3o I like it! D8
Aug 9, 2010 2:48 AM

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I made one the other day, when I was watching the second half of Episode 16 of FMA Brotherhood:

"And the sky became a little less brighter, as the dawn succumbed to the dusk."
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Aug 9, 2010 3:47 AM
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"Alright,I will hand over you the script since you are so good in sarcasm and I believe that you are the most suitable person in writing an interesting Play .~Hendorson "
Sep 26, 2010 10:26 AM
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"Money is a new form of slavery, and distinguishable from the old simply by the fact that it is impersonal - that there is no human relation between master and slave."
- Leo Tolstoy
Sep 26, 2010 5:54 PM

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"Suppose you were an idiot. Now suppose you were a member of Congress, but I repeat myself."- Benjamen Franklin.

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of gum"- Duke Nukem

"*achoo*... Oh, excuse me, I'm allergic to bullshit."- Will Smith (I Robot)
Sep 26, 2010 5:59 PM

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"The impossible often has a kind of integrity the merely improbable lacks." - Douglas Adams

"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?" - Lewis Carroll

"In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." - Carl Sagan

"You needn't call it music if the term offends you" - the slogan for Three One G Records
Sep 26, 2010 6:03 PM

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-"Can you imagine how great school would be if you didn't have to get an education in it? Like, if all you did was just go in every day and hang around and not do anything important? It would be like being a teacher"

-don't be deceived by appearance; know the true essence that lies beneath.
Oct 1, 2010 12:02 PM

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"As homework you have to extrect the nth root from Pokemon."

"Citizen Pokemon, do you take this Pocahonthas as your wife? Citizen Olive do you take this Pompei as your husband?"

- Best comedy show ever.
"In Romania the wife needs to tolerate her husband. The husband needs to tolerate his wife. Their house being a house of tolerance."

"Does something like this write in there?"

"Posibly, how am I supposed to know?"
Oct 1, 2010 1:48 PM
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Seconding all the great Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams and Nietzsche quotes from Baman on the first two pages.

Some other I can think of (translations from german by me so maybe not 100% correct):

"Between two evils I always pick the one I've never tried before"

"Man is only happy if he doesn't know he's unhappy"

"People don't change, people just start to be ashamed"

"Life's not fair, that makes it enjoyable"

"Normally I'm totally different, but I seldom have the time for it"

"There cannot be a god because otherwise I couldn't stand not being a god."

And some more Nietzsche :

"Insight/Knowledge of Truth is not necessary for survival."

"A natural death is nature's suicide."

From Planetes:

" 'Earth is the cradle of humanity, but one cannot live in a cradle forever' [...] A fine little quote from the father of Space Flight. [...] That was Tsiolkovsky's great lie. He dreamed of the Stars at the dawn of the 20th century, and he lied to make his dream come true. [...] He got all humanity to think that his personal dream was their own goal. [...] Space (read: Progress) is never gonna be developed by people who are afraid to put their own dreams first. "

And I could probably find a bunch of quote worthy stuff in LOGH but I'm too lazy to search for it now :P

Also pointing at my signature.
Modified by Pullman, Oct 1, 2010 4:47 PM

Aesthetic value can be recognized or experienced, but it cannot be conveyed to those who are incapable of grasping its sensations and perceptions. To quarrel on its behalf is always a blunder.
Oct 1, 2010 2:15 PM

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The greatest tragedy in mankind's entire history may be the hijacking of morality by religion.
- Arthur C. Clarke

Sometimes I think we're alone in the universe, and sometimes I think we're not. In either case the idea is quite staggering.
- Arthur C. Clarke

It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God - but to create him.
- Arthur C. Clarke

The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible.
- Arthur C. Clarke
Oct 1, 2010 2:31 PM
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TSX said:
FIST PUMP LIKE A CHAMP! lol that's something i came up with
or its something you heard from jersey shore.

"It's just...a bad dream! Wake up, wake up...!"
Oct 1, 2010 3:36 PM

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Contradictions do not exist. Whenever you think you are facing a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong.
Ayn Rand

The best part of the Litany Against Fear: I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
Frank Herbert

Cut. Once committed to fight, Cut. Everything else is secondary. Cut. That is your duty, your purpose, your hunger. There is no rule more important, no commitment that overrides this one. Cut.
Richard Rahl
Oct 1, 2010 5:36 PM

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Good Quotes that have been on my mind recently

Charm is deceptive and beauty is fleeting -- The Bible

I have found it easier to identify with the characters who verge upon hysteria, who were frightened of life, who were desperate to reach out to another person. But these seemingly fragile people are the strong people really. -- Tennessee Williams

Atrast nal tunsha -- may you always find your way in the dark -- Caridin (DAO)
Oct 1, 2010 6:21 PM

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Bioshock time.

WH40K time.

Eigi man ek þá lǫg jómsvikinga ef ek kviði við bana eða mæla ek æðruorð. Eitt sinn skal hverr deyja
Oct 1, 2010 6:29 PM

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“Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you'll understand what little chance you have in trying to change others.”

“Living with integrity means: Not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe, and not what others believe.”

“If you don't set a baseline standard for what you'll accept in life, you'll find it's easy to slip into behaviors and attitudes or a quality of life that's far below what you deserve.”

"Sometimes we must get hurt in order to grow, we must fail in order to know, Sometimes our vision clears only after our eyes are washed away with tears."

These are all my favourite quotes. :) Enjoy.
Oct 1, 2010 6:31 PM

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"Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?" Mitch Hedberg
Oct 1, 2010 6:39 PM

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"And here's the end reason: the end reason is that life is too, fucking short to play, or hear Free Bird." -- Isaac Brock of Modest Mouse, in response to hecklers.
Oct 1, 2010 7:43 PM

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"I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine. It takes place in an impalpable greyness, with nothing underfoot, with nothing around, without spectators, without clamor, without glory, without the great desire of victory, without the great fear of defeat, in a sickly atmosphere of tepid skepticism, without much belief in your own right, and still less in that of your adversary."

-Joseph Conrad

Oct 2, 2010 8:00 AM

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"Day before yesterday I saw a rabbit, and yesterday a deer, and today, you."
- Kotomi Ichinose

"Time and titles do not matter in the bonds between people."
- Tomoyo Sakagami

"All the fun things start here"
- Fuuko Ibuki
Oct 2, 2010 8:28 AM

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"The impossible often has a kind of integrity the merely improbable lacks." - Douglas Adams

"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?" - Lewis Carroll

"We're the boys jailed in a horse's skull. We nailed our ears to the feral glittering drone. The only thing that makes our blood feel like blood is stealing cars and watching lightning bolts fuck" - Johnny Whitney

"In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." - Carl Sagan

"I am the lizard king. I can do anything" - Jim Morrison
Oct 2, 2010 8:33 AM

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"Boo, I got a back-up plan for the back-up plan, to back up my back-up plan." -Big Boi
And the dude from The Lake House is all "WHOA!"
Oct 5, 2010 4:04 AM

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'It's like adding a story to a porno, it just doesn't work"
Dec 30, 2010 1:17 AM

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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Don't worry. Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep. In a giant blender.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
"Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.
Alien vs Predator 2 is the movie version of that book"
Dec 30, 2010 1:19 AM
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"BELIEVE IT!!!!11!!!!1!!" -Naruto

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"Don't do anything shameless."- Yui Kotegawa

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