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"Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Ni Hao Nyan Goujasu Derishasu Dekaruchaa!"
- Ranka Lee, Macross F

"Yaoi te nani?"
- Kobayakawa Yutaka, Lucky Star
 
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"Ore wa HOMO janai!!!! :D:D:D"
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Fry: "It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"
 
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One of my favourite quotes is from the great Mae West. Said she, as she was greeted my an armed cop as she got off a train, "Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" - Pure class! :D
 
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"So they've got us surrounded, good! Now we can fire in any direction, those bastards won't get away this time!"
Lewis B. Chesty Puller, USMC

"The mail service has been excellent out here, and in my opinion this is all that the
Air Force has accomplished during the war."
- Chesty Puller in a letter to his wife while in Korea

"Take me to the Brig. I want to see the real Marines."
Lewis B. Chesty Puller, USMC - while on a Battalion inspection.
 
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KenshinGirl: Wonderful! Have my internets. Please.

"IT IS MY FIRM BELIEF THAT IT IS A MISTAKE TO HOLD FIRM BELIEFS."
/Principia Discordia, caps lock in original.
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Jean Havoc: The classic sewer escape.
Roy Mustang: Don't follow him.
Jean Havoc: Dammit, I was about to jump in!
Maes Hughes: Nice mess! Is it over yet?
Roy Mustang: You know, you could try to help while you're here, Hughes.
Maes Hughes: Lay off, I'm as normal as they come and this is a contest of freaks. What do you want me to do, fire my slingshot at him?

 
Feb 1, 2008 12:45 PM
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so while playing golf, i was paired up with these two guys who were like 30ish or so who are best buds. and they were playing a match. (where u win individual holes and if u tie, the next hole is worth that hole and the hole u just tied and it goes on like that.)

so they were tying like every hole. and so one guy was all:
"youre usually a lot better than this. i guess youre getting old =P"
"nope. im just gna save it all up for one hole"
"thats what i said when i married my wife"
"no, i remember. you said u were gna save it all for one ho. not hole"

like wtf xD
 
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crowslayer91 said:
so while playing golf, i was paired up with these two guys who were like 30ish or so who are best buds. and they were playing a match. (where u win individual holes and if u tie, the next hole is worth that hole and the hole u just tied and it goes on like that.)

so they were tying like every hole. and so one guy was all:
"youre usually a lot better than this. i guess youre getting old =P"
"nope. im just gna save it all up for one hole"
"thats what i said when i married my wife"
"no, i remember. you said u were gna save it all for one ho. not hole"

like wtf xD


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :P
 
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So I walk up the street and there is this boi and he tells me, "You look like a parkin' ticket babe. You have fine written all OVER YA GAL."

...messed up yo
 
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So I walk up the street and there is this boi and he tells me, "You look like a parkin' ticket babe. You have fine written all OVER YA GAL."

...messed up yo
Yeah it is.... And its even stolen and old, because it was a line from Will Smith in "The fresh prince of Bell Air." Anyway i don't like pick up lines anyway...lol
 
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"I like to act with dialogue. Not with grunts." - Cary Grant

Don't forget facial expressions, lovely man :3

"You’ll never find rainbows if you’re looking down."
"Life is a beautiful magnificent thing, even to a jelly fish."
"I am what I am: an individual, unique and different, with a lineal history of an ancestral promptings and urgings, a history of dreams, desires, and of special experiences, of all of which I am the sum total." - Charlie Chaplin who is cuter and funnier than Buster Keaton :P
 
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the_seventh_l said:
Charlie Chaplin who is cuter and funnier than Buster Keaton :P


Seconded!
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I can't believe some people are saying Keaton > Chaplin just 'cos he came later D: Recognize your superiors! [/elitist Chaplin opinions XD]
 
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Now, granted, Keaton was good. But Chaplin was a genius, not to mention he had more heart in his works.
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Another good one, KenshinGirl! I'm beginning to like this Ingersoll person.
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Kaiserpingvin said:
Now, granted, Keaton was good. But Chaplin was a genius, not to mention he had more heart in his works.


QFT. :D

Here's another nice quote:
"The very meaninglessness of life forces man to create his own meaning. If it can be written or thought, it can be filmed." - Stanley Kubrick (rest in peace Mr K)
 
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Thank you!
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"OMG thy countenance is of $UXX0RZ!!11one"

"Ha. You're as blind as a blindfolded monkey."

"The humblest monkey receives the shiniest banana."

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Feb 10, 2008 1:59 PM
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another genius one

"However vast the darkness, we must supply our own light."
- Stanley Kubrick
 
Feb 10, 2008 2:38 PM

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"It's definitly better to die on your feet then to live on your knees."

No idea who wrote that.
 
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Chavez said:
"It's definitly better to die on your feet then to live on your knees."

No idea who wrote that.


I knew it was someone from the Mexican Revolution, so I Googled it and it's Emiliano Zapata. A powerful quote from an influental man. :D
 
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the_seventh_l said:
Chavez said:
"It's definitly better to die on your feet then to live on your knees."

No idea who wrote that.


I knew it was someone from the Mexican Revolution, so I Googled it and it's Emiliano Zapata. A powerful quote from an influental man. :D


Zapata... that rings a bell, i've heard that name a long time ago.
 
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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
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Jeremy Clarkson:

"The only person to look good in the back of a four seater convertable was Hitler"

Health and Safety Officer: "What would happen if a cameraman were to slip over?"
Clarkson: "Well, he'd probably have to stand back up again"

Clarkson also defended Camilla Parker-Bowles
"People often criticise her because she's approaching 60, but they forget that Princess Diana was approaching 120 when she went into that tunnel."
 
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"A person can live one hundred years without really living a minute." --Don't Remember.
 
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House: You're wearing that shirt for someone.
Wilson: The heath department. They frown on topless oncology.
(House 4x11, Frozen)

"This is a situation that requires tact and finesse. Fortunately, I am blessed with both." (the Sixth Doctor, Dr Who 23x02, Mindwarp)

"We're murder police. Go rob someone else"
(Det. John Munch, Homicide: LOTS 1x01, Gone for Goode)

Lassiter: You missed something. We found prints.
Shawn: Was he in a little red corvette?
Gus: Under a cherry moon?
Lassiter: Finger-prints!
(Psych 2x01, American Duos)
 
Feb 13, 2008 3:30 PM

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"That which is, is"

- Misato Katsuragi


Pretty deep.
 
Feb 13, 2008 3:44 PM

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In the same vein:

M2: Everything is true.
GP: Even false things?
M2: Even false things are true.
GP: How can that be?
M2: I don't know, man, I didn't do it!
-PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA

Seems plain, but us Discordians actually believe that stuff (some of us).
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.




 
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any quote from gurrenlagann is the best.


 
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"What's wrong? Does your stomach hurts?"

~Moe (Moekgaku5 ep 05 English lesson ver)
 
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“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.” - Albert Einstein
 
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Note I'm Momoha

[00:18] <Momoha> are you good in spanish?
[00:18] <Momoha> 8D
[00:18] <neutralizer> Yeah
[00:18] <neutralizer> So good I took French
[00:18] <Momoha> you got my hopes up for a moment D:

STUPID SPANISH PROJECT
 
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"I don't relax. I sit down and contemplate all the energetic things I should do."

"It was a great honor to play the Doctor, but I didn't quite realize how much of an honor until years afterwards when it still carried on and people still adored it."

- Sylvester McCoy :3

"There's a wonderful phrase: 'the fog of war.' What "the fog of war" means is: war is so complex it's beyond the ability of the human mind to comprehend all the variables. Our judgment, our understanding, are not adequate. And we kill people unnecessarily."

"I'm not so naive or simplistic to believe we can eliminate war. We're not going to change human nature anytime soon. It isn't that we aren't rational. We are rational. But reason has limits."

- Robert McNamara

"We shall not cease from exploring
And at the end of our exploration
We will return to where we started
And know the place for the first time."

- T.S. Eliot
 
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"If you're going to shoplift, let us know first." ^_^
 
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"Beautiful women don't go to Med School"
-- Dr. Gregory House
 
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"Bros before hos."

- another great Houseism :D
 
Feb 16, 2008 2:26 PM

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Got this one from Call of Duty 4, very sharp:

"Wars are not won by those who are right, they are won by those who are left."
 
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Ouch, that's a nice one!

"When you think life has become dull, it's because you have stopped looking at everyday's little miracles"

A brazilian author, can't remember who.



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My Personal fav (seriouse one)

"Always aim for the moon. Even if you miss you'll land among the stars."
-Some old guy.. for got the name -.-;;

and a funny one to just add

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.” ..... wait...?
 
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"I don't know what democracy is, but we need more of it" - Anomymouse chinese student at Tiananmen square, 1989. (found it in "From africa to zen, an invitation to world philosophy")
 
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I just saw this one today and it took my little innocent mind a few moments to understand:
'If you're going to do something wrong, do it right.'

xP
 
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Magoichi Saiga - "Well, I'm what you'll call a free spirit. I'll just live day to day."

Laharl - " I shall burn a true vision of horror into that empty head of yours."
 
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"The first rule in combat, shoot them before they shoot you." --Faye, Cowboy Bebop

Can't remember the rest of my favs right now.
 
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"We are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars" -Wilde

The Edge...there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over."

 
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"Hey, nothing you can say, nothing's gonna change what you done to me...."
 
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"Intelligence is not the Ability to store knowledge, it's knowing where to find it." ~Albert Einestine

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try...try try try...try try...try.try try try try..try again" ~Jack Oneil

"Who do you think I am? McGiver?" "Rodney McKay <---Stargate moments xD ((Those my not be the exact words but it's close enough)

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We're all getting trolled by Mayans. They probably thought "Fuck this shit, let's end the calendar and say shit's gonna go down."
 
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"I'd sell my soul for a glass of beer." - Jack Nicholson's character in The Shining
 
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