| hihi i'd say practically everything Jack Sparrow said in Pirates of the Caribbean movies ^^ Will: This... is going to save Elizabeth? Jack: How much do you know about Davy Jones? Will: Not much. Jack: Yeah, it's gonna save Elizabeth. Jack Sparrow: Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past... one of you succeeded. [He looks at Elizabeth.] Jack Sparrow: Oh, she's not told you. You'll have loads to talk about while you're here. As for you... [He goes to Tia Delma] Tia Dalma: Now don't tell me you didn't enjoy it at the time. Jack Sparrow: Fair enough. You're in. |
| That Is Not Dead Which Can Eternal Lie And With Strange Eons Even Death May Die |
| C.Sanders: Prepare ship for lightspeed! Dark Helmet: NO NO NO Lightingspeed is to slow! C.Sanders: Lightspeed to slow?! Dark Helmet: yes we have to go right to LUDICROUS SPEED! *Major Gasp* C.Sanders: Ludicrous Speed!? sir we've never gone that fast before! I dont know if the ship can take it! Dark Helmet: Whats the Matter Colonel Sanders? CHICKEN!? Spaceballs! |
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| "I wish I was a princess" - Poultrygeist What a terrible movie, but that line was perfectly executed. |
| Practically every other line in Pulp Fiction could be considered the greatest movie line. |
new_user said: Pewdie said: Lmao, you can take any line from that movie. Beware of the song about big butts.. he beats you up while he plays it.. AAAAAHHHHHHH -Kung Pao Master Tang: Prepare the long rubber glove. [glove stretching] Master Tang: Eeny, meeny, miney, moe - I wonder where my glove will go? Master Betty: What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? [pause] Master Betty: My ass, nyah ha ha ha! Hilarious. |
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| "Timmy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?" Airplane! "This time, wif feeewing" Kentucky Fried movie Most of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas "Hey, I'm the Photographer." "You're not Portugese, man!" "Boy, you look like something that ran down the crack of yer mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!" Full Metal Jacket |
| Sometimes you have to lose yourself, before you can find anything-Burt reynolds: Deliverence |
| I have too many. Here are my top favourites, though. "Yeah, well, I'm a victim of circumstance." "...I thought you called it your pecker." Tremors (That movie was effing awesome) "I never bring my work home with me, sir." "Oh yeah? What's all this pet food for?" "Fiber." Ace Ventura: Pet Detective "We demand...A SHRUBBERY." Monty Python and the Holy Grail "INCONCIEVABLE!" "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." The Princess Bride |
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| "THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUNDS OF MUSIC!" But in the dubbed version |
 Waratte Oemashou Sore ha Chiisana Inori |
| Alex: I have reflected many times upon our rigid search. It has shown me that everything is illuminated in the light of the past. It is always along the side of us, on the inside, looking out. Like you say, inside out. Jonathan, in this way, I will always be along the side of your life. And you will always be along the side of mine ~ Everything is Illuminated Derek Zoolander: If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident. ~ Zoolander |
| They say there's no such place... as Paradise. Even if you search to the ends of the Earth, there's nothing there. No matter how far you walk, it's always the same road. It just goes on and on. But, in spite of that... Why am I so driven to find it? A voice calls to me... It says, "Search for Paradise." ~ Wolf's Rain |
| Pretty much the entirety of Withnail & I. Take your pick: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094336/quotes |
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| "Man's got to know his limitations" - Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry And two pairs of quotes from the otherwise average 1986 "Highlander"; Youtube link Kurgan: [to a pair of nuns passing by him] Happy Hallowe'en, ladies! Kurgan: Nuns. No sense of humor. Connor MacLeod: Ramirez's blade did not cut deeply enough. He was right about you. You're slime. Kurgan: Ramirez was an effete snob! He died on his knees. I took his head and raped his woman before his blood was even cold. [MacLeod looks at him in fury] Kurgan: Ah, I see. Ramirez lied. She was not his woman. She was *your* woman. And she never told you. I wonder why. Perhaps I gave her something you never could, and secretly she yearned for my return. and Priest: This is a house of God. People are trying to pray. You're disturbing them. Kurgan: He cares about these helpless mortals? Priest: Of course He cares. He died for our sins. Kurgan: That shall be His undoing. [gets up] Kurgan: Father! Forgive me , I am a worm... [starts laughing diabolically] Kurgan: [to everyone in the church] I have something to say! It's better to burn out than to fade away! |
| "CARTER!!" - Rush Hour, Jackie Chan "Your wind is strong, but my fist blows faster." - I forgot the name, but it was some fucking Chinese Martial Arts Dubbed Movie. |
| What isn't red? What isn't blue? |
| Every line said by Brick Tamland of Anchorman. *youtube link* |
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| "Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb." --- Quint, Jaws "Mongo like candy." -- Mongo, Blazing Saddles |
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| "I wont hit a woman but I'll beat a bitch's ass" - Martin Lawrence in ... I dont even remember. |
| "A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to." -Gandalf, The Lord of the Rings. "I love the smell of Napalm in the moring, it smells like... victory." - Kilgore, Apocalypse Now. "We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!" - Kurtz, Apocalypse Now. "I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving." - Kurtz, Apocalypse Now. |
| "Dude, where's my car?" |
| "The general who became a slave. The slave who became a gladiator. The gladiator who defied an emperor. Striking story! But now, the people want to know how the story ends. Only a famous death will do. And what could be more glorious than to challenge the Emperor himself in the great arena?" Commodus, Gladiator |
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Iri said: "Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb." --- Quint, Jaws Everytime I watch this part, chills run up and down my spine. |
| They say there's no such place... as Paradise. Even if you search to the ends of the Earth, there's nothing there. No matter how far you walk, it's always the same road. It just goes on and on. But, in spite of that... Why am I so driven to find it? A voice calls to me... It says, "Search for Paradise." ~ Wolf's Rain |
| Vincent: Whoa! Jules: What the fuck's happening, man? Ah, shit man! Vincent: Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face. I watched this movie with a dozen friends of mine and we seriously rewound and watched them say this a dozen times in a row, while doubling over in laughter each time. |
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| i'll be back terminator |
| "I'm a leaf in the wind!" ~Serenity |
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| "this isn't where i parked my car" - eurotrip |
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| Love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without. If you don't start with that, what are you going to end up with? Fall head over heels. I say find someone you can love like crazy and who'll love you the same way back. And how do you find him? Forget your head and listen to your heart. I'm not hearing any heart. Run the risk, if you get hurt, you'll come back. Because, the truth is there is no sense living your life without this. To make the journey and not fall deeply in love - well, you haven't lived a life at all. You have to try. Because if you haven't tried, you haven't lived. -Meet Joe Black |
| "You think you're too cool for school, but I've got a news flash for you Walter Cronkite...You aren't" - Zoolander "Everyone's special Dash." "Which is another way of saying no one is." - The Incredibles |
| Vincent: Want some bacon? Jules: No man, I don't eat pork. Vincent: Are you Jewish? Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all. Vincent: Why not? Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood. Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces. Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces. Jules: I don't eat dog either. Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way. Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true? Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'? Jules: [Vincent and Jules are cleaning the inside of the car which is covered in blood] Oh, man, I will never forgive your ass for this shit. This is some fucked-up repugnant shit. Vincent: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he's wrong that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings? Have you ever heard that? Jules: Get the fuck out my face with that shit! The motherfucker that said that shit never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass. Vincent: I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. Now, right now, I'm a fuckin' race car, right, and you got me the red. And I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin' that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a race car in the fuckin' red. That's all. I could blow. Jules: Oh! Oh! You ready to blow? Vincent: Yeah, I'm ready to blow. Jules: Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're fuckin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull! Dojo Master: May I Help You? Detective James Carter: I'll be asking the questions old man. Who are you? Dojo Master: Yu. Detective James Carter: No not me you! Dojo Master: Yes I'm Yu! Detective James Carter: Are you deaf? Dojo Master: No Yu is blind! Detective James Carter: I'm not blind, you blind Dojo Master: That is what I just said. Detective James Carter: You just said what? Dojo Master: I did not say what, I said Yu. Detective James Carter: That's what I'm asking you! Dojo Master: And Yu is answering. Detective James Carter: Shutup! Detective James Carter: You! Dojo Master: Yes? Detective James Carter: Not You, Him! What's Your name? Dojo Student: Mi. Detective James Carter: Yes You! Dojo Student: I'm Mi. Dojo Master: He's Mi and I'm Yu. Detective James Carter: And I'm about to whoop your old ass man because I am sick of playing games! |
| "Your body's dying. Pay no attention, It happens to us all." ~ Lestat from Interview With The Vampire "Why so serious?" ~ The Joker from The Dark Knight |
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| Jules: What country are you from? Brett: What? Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What? Brett: What? Jules: English, motherf**ker, do you speak it? Pulp Fiction |
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| Dean Corso: Why the devil? Baroness Kessler: [laughs] I saw him one day. I was fifteen years old, and I saw him as plain as I see you now: cutaway, top hat, cane. Very elegant, very handsome. It was love at first sight. /The Ninth Gate/ |
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ZoiQ said: y so srs this. also "Want To See A Magic Trick" same movie. BAM mind fucks the guy with a pencil. |
Frequencity said: movie quotes are all so lame. especially out of context. I know, it's all about anime quotes! |
| Girl: "Don't tell anyone, but at school I used to have bolemia" Male Models: "WHAT? YOU CAN READ MINDS?" Girl: "I also used to be fat..." Male Models: "...ew" - Zoolander. The whole of that movie is epic. "I think this belt would look good wi-" "NO" -The Devil Wears Prada |
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| Not from a movie, but a TV show [The Young Ones] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8dROyahWpY That was the greatest show on Earth |
| From the movie accepted "I wanna learn to blow stuff up with my mind" |
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| pow and krangggg. from adam west batman. |
| "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.. and I'm all out of bubblegum." - They Live. |
| King Arthur: How does it... um... how does it work? Sir Lancelot: I know not, my liege. King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments. Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one. Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu... Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother... Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. Brother Maynard: Amen. All: Amen. King Arthur: Right. One... two... five. Galahad: Three, sir. King Arthur: Three. |
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| "Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!" - William Wallace "In the Year of our Lord 1314, patriots of Scotland - starving and outnumbered - charged the fields of Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets; they fought like Scotsmen, and won their freedom." - William Wallace |
| Stay thirsty, my friends. |
| Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Billy Madison: Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine. ~Billy Madison Yes, these are bruises from fighting. Yes, I am comfortable with that. I am enlightened. ~Fight Club I'm not Superman, I'm supertramp. [looks at apple] You're Superapple. You're so tasty. You're so organic, so natural. You're the apple of my eye ~Into the Wild Uh, Dad, do we have to discuss this with Captain Dipshit here? ~Billy Madison |
Clearks 2 said: Teen #1: You guys holding? Jay: Shit, everything but coke, heroin and your cock. Teen #2: What? Teen #1: How 'bout a nickel bag, man? Jay: [singing] Oh, fifteen bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand. Nong, nong, ning-a ning-a nong nong! Teen #1: [to friend] He likes to sing. |
| "Because there is some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for" ~ Sam, Lord of the rings |
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| "You're a wizard, Harry." - Most inspirational line i ever heard, well, until i saw this one: sugarplumfairy said: "Because there is some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for" ~ Sam, Lord of the rings |
Kettricken said: "You're a wizard, Harry." - Most inspirational line i ever heard... srsly? |
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theeggman85 said: srsly? Would i lie on the internet? |
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