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Oct 6, 2008 7:45 PM

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"Did you do your homework? You better do it. If i get another report card and your getting a B in math, your grounded."

It sucks when I'm the math nerd of the family.
Oct 6, 2008 8:10 PM

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'time for bed'
Oct 6, 2008 8:21 PM
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"Drive me to work!"
Oct 6, 2008 11:22 PM

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"Dawn.....make sure you clean the stove, take the trash outside and get your ass to bed before 4 AM"
Oct 6, 2008 11:28 PM

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"do you have your keys?"



Oct 6, 2008 11:52 PM

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"the answer to this cubit equation when factorised to basic form is 'blah blah', the values should be then subsitituted into this......."
Oct 6, 2008 11:57 PM
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"Did you eat any of the puddings I made?

Me:No :)

Why not? Don't you know your brother is home all day today, and he will eat them all?''
LOL
Oct 7, 2008 1:22 PM

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'yeah im going out'
Oct 8, 2008 7:43 AM
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"I'll call you later, then."
Nov 2, 2008 3:11 PM

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The pressure washer guys at my house were pressure washing the house and somehow accidentally broke the glass around our lamp. Yeah, nice.

ANYWAY, it went like this,
Me: Mom, how did it break?
Mom: EVERYYWHERE.
Me: .. No, I mean HOW did it break.
Mom: Well, when it hit the floor it shattered EVERYYWHERE.
Me: WOW MOM, NO I AM ASKING HOW, LIKE HOW DID IT HAPPEN.
Mom: I JUST told you.
Me: Oh my God, mom, I mean how did it break. Who broke it? Etc.

& it went on for a pretty long time.. I died laughing on the floor while asking. :<
Nov 2, 2008 3:12 PM
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"Fine, ignore me."

Granted.

Nov 2, 2008 3:12 PM
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"Get out of my house"

l o l and it happened.
Nov 2, 2008 3:16 PM
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"Do you want a potato or not?"
Nov 2, 2008 3:23 PM

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" pass me the phone "
Nov 2, 2008 4:00 PM

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Mom: "Did you get my email I sent you of that guy swinging that baby around?"
Me: "Yeah"
Mom: "That was Hilarious!!!"
Me: "Yeah It was"
Mom: "Oh I sent you another one too"
Me: "ok"


Nov 2, 2008 4:15 PM

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Syb3rStrife said:
Mom: "Did you get my email I sent you of that guy swinging that baby around?"
Me: "Yeah"
Mom: "That was Hilarious!!!"
Me: "Yeah It was"
Mom: "Oh I sent you another one too"
Me: "ok"


Your mom sends you emails? o_o

I can't really remember but I think it was "Kev, dinners ready."
(づ°‿°.)づ
Nov 2, 2008 4:16 PM

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"where's the dog?"
Nov 2, 2008 6:01 PM

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"Did you clean your desk yet?"

Bad habit of being disorganized xD

Nov 2, 2008 6:10 PM

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"I Love you :D".

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Nov 2, 2008 7:03 PM

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^She said "Happyface." or "Colon capital D."?

LAST THING MADRE SAID TO ME:

"We have no Macaroni."
Nov 2, 2008 8:46 PM

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Drybananna said:
^She said "Happyface." or "Colon capital D."?

LAST THING MADRE SAID TO ME:

"We have no Macaroni."


The :D emoticon meant that she made a big smile xD.

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Nov 3, 2008 10:08 AM

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"Please, go to school so I can miss you... That was a total lie. Go."

Lol.
Nov 3, 2008 2:46 PM

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"It's craziness!"

Nov 3, 2008 2:57 PM

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"Your friend is a bitch."
Nov 3, 2008 3:44 PM
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Drybananna said:
"Your friend is a bitch."

Lol, chicharrones.

"Make me some (tea) too"
Nov 3, 2008 4:07 PM

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" Stop touching me in my special place"

Pfft like I stoppped
Nov 3, 2008 5:47 PM
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What if John McCain died today?
Nov 4, 2008 9:44 AM

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'Hurry! you need to go to school and Dad is waiting for you!!'




Nov 4, 2008 9:45 AM
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"Shout me when the timer goes."

Nov 4, 2008 1:11 PM

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"I'm so happy that you voted today" (She has a proud happy smile on)

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Nov 4, 2008 1:12 PM

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Gn n00b
Nov 5, 2008 9:51 AM

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"i dunno, i didnt like it so i got rid of it....theres a giraffe there now"
Nov 5, 2008 9:59 AM

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That she wanted me to do the laundry. Which I didn't do.
Nov 5, 2008 2:10 PM

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" I never get to see you"

Sad when I live a couple miles away, and even sadder when I think about how I am moving 1100miles away in a week and probably will only see here once or twice a year now
Nov 5, 2008 2:21 PM

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"Do you know where my cell phone went?"

Huh...
I have no idea how she loses her things so fast o_o
Nov 5, 2008 2:21 PM

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"No."
Nov 6, 2008 6:44 AM

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Bye Bye
Nov 6, 2008 7:00 AM

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"Alright, shut up, bye."


Nov 6, 2008 7:08 AM

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"You only call me when you need money".
Head Over Heels
Nov 6, 2008 12:05 PM

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"Så lad gå"
Nov 6, 2008 12:10 PM

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"Hade"
Nov 6, 2008 7:25 PM

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"Bye".
Nov 6, 2008 7:27 PM

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"Good Night son"

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Nov 6, 2008 10:53 PM

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"Goodnight."

Nov 7, 2008 7:57 AM

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"Are you gonna take a shower?"
Nov 7, 2008 11:58 AM

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"Thanks for doing the dishes."
Nov 7, 2008 1:48 PM

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"Are you hungry?"

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Nov 7, 2008 1:50 PM

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" You don't trust me to not wear my present before Christmas"

me- "Fuck no"

She would so wear the watch 2 seconds after I left it with her
Nov 7, 2008 1:53 PM
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"Are you guys pms'ing or something? I might as well not even try and talk nice to you".

Lol. PMS. Yeah. Right, mother.
Nov 7, 2008 1:57 PM

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"Oh, I didn't know it was so torturesome."
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