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Sep 19, 2011 4:56 PM
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Even if you aren't interested in or signed up on the leaderboard thingamajig, feel free to still post here.
This place is basically for anything you want to share, and it doesn't even have to be yours.
Could be a poem you read or wrote, a picture you drew or saw, a story you made up or a short manga you might be working on.
It could be a funny joke you head or a riddle you couldn't solve. The doors open for pretty much anything.
As usual I'll start off..
1 2 3 check, let me try a little freestyle here,
I love Gintoki but I aint no queer.
He's cool from his clothes up to his hair,
He makes Sa-chan quiver simply with a stare.
He'll kick your ass with a wooden sword,
And just listen to him talk, you'll never get bored.
He doesn't need a car, he drives a scooter,
And have you seen his smile? You won't find anything cuter.
No seriously, trust me, I'm not gay,
But if Gin-san was real, I might just swing the other way.
Okaaaay soooo...I've successfully given you all nightmares, my bad.
Fan 'boy' moment over.
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Sep 21, 2011 12:55 PM
Warning: 18 + Joke
A guy was walking down the street when he saw this hot blonde girl and couldn't resist trying his luck.
After a few minutes of cheesy jokes and small talk he managed to get a date with the blonde the following week.
Needless to say the guy was over joyed and couldn't wait for next week to come.
A few days before the date with the blonde, the guy decided to work on his tan to impress the girl, so he went up on his roof and decided to bathe in the sun.
He stripped off all his clothes and lay under the sun, and before he knew it he fell asleep.
A while later the guy woke up with a burning sensation between his legs.
He had stayed under the sun for so long he had burnt his penis.
Naturally he panicked and tried to apply medicine to see if he can cure his nearly half cooked penis, but no matter what he did the burning sensation wouldn't stop.
He began to worry if he could recover before his date.
The week ended and the day came for the date with the blonde and unfortunately for him his penis still stung and burned.
However he decided to dismiss it and just have fun for the night.
After arriving at the blondes house, they soon started dinner and were at the dining table.
All the while the blonde kept talking, the poor guy was fidgeting from the burning sensation in his pants.
After he could no longer take the pain he excused himself from the table saying he needed the bathroom.
Instead he went to the kitchen and started to look for an ice pack.
However he found none, not even ice, and the tap water wasn't cold enough to relieve the pain.
So now he was pretty much screwed and was contemplating ending the date.
A few minutes later the blonde got tired of waiting and decided to go see where the guy was.
He wasn't in the bathroom when she checked so she went to all the rooms and eventually went to the kitchen.
She opened the door and saw the guy standing there, the fridge open, a glass of cold milk, and his penis inside it.
The blonde laughed and said ''So that's how you refill those things!''
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I know it is a little soon to be thinking of Halloween for most people (I'm a senior in HS but I've already got my costume ^_^) but I couldn't resist posting this. I just dunno how to get the video directly on my post.
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Diary - Entry 1 - Sep 25 2011
I recently saw my parents again after many years.
We drifted apart a long time ago, not just by bonds but in distance too.
It's good to see them, and I'm happy they are doing fine, thanks to god.
But they are passing into their 60's now.
And as each moment passes slowly and the days build up..
I just can't help think of the inevitable, that one day not too long from now they will leave this world.
Every time I think about it my heart sinks a little.
All I want to do is help them live the rest of their time in this world in peace and happiness.
I'm able to hold back the tears now, but I don't think it will be the same when my dear parents leave me alone.
Love your parents, appreciate the time you have together.
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