Forum Settings
Forums
Pages (2) [1] 2 »
Must be a Club Member to Reply 
#1
Jan 9, 2011 11:46 PM
Offline
Joined: Oct 2010
Posts: 9
This game is called Corrupted Wishes. For those who don't know how to play this game, here are some instructions:

1. You post your wish, for example:

"I wish I had a hot girlfriend."


2. The next person will grant and corrupt the wish by saying something like:

"Granted. But she turns out to be a man."


3. The same person will then end off his post with a wish of his own, so on and so forth.


Ready? OK. I'll start first.


"I wish I could time travel."
Modified by Vancratt, Jan 10, 2011 12:05 AM
 
#2
Jan 10, 2011 12:11 AM

Offline
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 202
Granted, but your body changes along with time, so when you visit the far future, your body shall be in fossil state.

I wish I had a demon fox as a pet.

(Pardon my no creativity-ness.)
"漏れは、おまいの、件を考える
(一応)【審議中】 ( ´・ω) (´・ω・) (・ω・`)
と胸がしめつけられてパ━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━ン!!!!!しまEそうだお。
なうにもおまいをDA☆きしめええええええええええええええええええん!!!!!!!!て、漏れの、翼DE(・∀・ = ・∀・)ドコーか誰もEねーよwwwwww地の、果てまDE飛んでいきたい
ド━(゚Д゚)━ ン !!!気持ちでつ。"
 
#3
Jan 10, 2011 3:40 AM

Offline
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 274
Granted but it eats you alive after 5 minutes. ♥ :P

I wish i ... could fly :)

 
#4
Jan 10, 2011 3:45 AM
Offline
Joined: Oct 2010
Posts: 9
Granted. But someone mistakes you for a bird and shoots you down.

I wish I would never get another stomach ache ever again.
 
#5
Jan 10, 2011 9:31 AM

Offline
Joined: Aug 2010
Posts: 534
Granted.But now you get headaches all the time.

I wish i don't have school tomorrow.

 
#6
Jan 10, 2011 9:48 AM

Offline
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 2954
Granted. But you will get double the homework for the next 2 weeks.

I wish I could eat some tortellini today.
 
#7
Jan 12, 2011 12:40 AM
Offline
Joined: Oct 2010
Posts: 9
Granted. But you can only eat tortellini and nothing else for the rest of your life.

I wish my internet isn't so crappy.
 
#8
Jan 12, 2011 10:39 PM

Offline
Joined: Dec 2010
Posts: 413
Granted. But you wouldn't use it for the time being, around 3 years or so. :)

I wish I was born as a blood-thirst-beautiful-alien :)
 
#9
Jan 16, 2011 11:56 AM

Offline
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 476
Granted. But you ware to live 3 weeks due to alien discrimination. lol?

I wish I was God.
 
Jan 16, 2011 8:28 PM

Offline
Joined: Oct 2009
Posts: 266
Granted. But you are a God in your own little world. :D

I wish I lived in Tokyo, Japan!!!
XD

Ya! I was #10
Modified by 247Eyes, Jan 16, 2011 8:32 PM
 
Jan 16, 2011 9:38 PM

Offline
Joined: Apr 2010
Posts: 1301
Granted. But all the Japanese people including all anime-makers and staff moved and went to your country instead.

I wish all anime characters were real.
 
Jan 17, 2011 4:59 AM

Offline
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 202
Granted, but you get trapped in 2D world and will never be able to return.

I wish I practiced cannibalism. OwO
"漏れは、おまいの、件を考える
(一応)【審議中】 ( ´・ω) (´・ω・) (・ω・`)
と胸がしめつけられてパ━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━ン!!!!!しまEそうだお。
なうにもおまいをDA☆きしめええええええええええええええええええん!!!!!!!!て、漏れの、翼DE(・∀・ = ・∀・)ドコーか誰もEねーよwwwwww地の、果てまDE飛んでいきたい
ド━(゚Д゚)━ ン !!!気持ちでつ。"
 
Jan 19, 2011 1:18 AM

Offline
Joined: Dec 2010
Posts: 413
Granted, but you could never stop eating your own kinds :o

I wish ghosts and demons were real.
 
Jan 26, 2011 7:05 PM

Offline
Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 4
Granted, but you are still a mere mortal -- get killed after trying to take a picture of one of them! >:)


I wish I had a job. (damn, that's sad...)
 
Jan 26, 2011 11:57 PM
Offline
Joined: Oct 2010
Posts: 9
Granted, but it pays you monopoly money.

I wish I had a lifetimes supply of airplane tickets to anywhere.
 
Jan 27, 2011 6:52 AM

Offline
Joined: Dec 2010
Posts: 413
Granted, but every time you arrived at your destinations, you could only stay there for 2 minutes and get into the plane again >:D

I wish my writing skills will be improved :o
 
Jan 31, 2011 12:12 AM

Offline
Joined: Apr 2010
Posts: 1301
Granted. But your two hands had to be amputated.

I wish I could dance.
 
Jan 31, 2011 1:09 PM

Offline
Joined: Aug 2010
Posts: 534
Granted. But you'll break your leg and will never be able to dance again ^^

I wish i could play the guitar really good

 
Jan 31, 2011 10:54 PM

Offline
Joined: Dec 2010
Posts: 413
Granted. But Jigsaw kidnapped you and made you cut all of your fingers. :]

I wish dream will become reality <3
 
Feb 1, 2011 1:00 AM
Offline
Joined: Oct 2010
Posts: 9
Granted. But your nightmares become reality as well.

I wish I could shapeshift back and forth into any animal i wanted.
 
Feb 7, 2011 6:30 AM

Offline
Joined: Dec 2010
Posts: 413
Granted, but it will has a lot of side-effects, like broken bonds every time you shape-shift.

I wish my photoshop skill would improve ;___;
 
Feb 8, 2011 11:09 AM

Offline
Joined: Aug 2010
Posts: 534
They improve, but you get arrested for having an illegaly downloaded version of photoshop

I wish my teachers don't give me so many group works

 
Feb 8, 2011 12:02 PM

Offline
Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 3347
Granted. But you will have to do more work by your self.

I wish i didn't have to walk everyday alot. (I'm lazy lol)
 
Feb 8, 2011 11:37 PM

Offline
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 202
Granted. You end up swimming on land everyday.

I wish my computer wouldn't crash so often.
"漏れは、おまいの、件を考える
(一応)【審議中】 ( ´・ω) (´・ω・) (・ω・`)
と胸がしめつけられてパ━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━ン!!!!!しまEそうだお。
なうにもおまいをDA☆きしめええええええええええええええええええん!!!!!!!!て、漏れの、翼DE(・∀・ = ・∀・)ドコーか誰もEねーよwwwwww地の、果てまDE飛んでいきたい
ド━(゚Д゚)━ ン !!!気持ちでつ。"
 
Feb 11, 2011 6:32 PM

Offline
Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 116
Granted. but your body will crash so often

I wish i have a super high IQ to make lots of awesome things! :D
 
Mar 2, 2011 8:10 AM

Offline
Joined: Dec 2010
Posts: 886
Granted. However your superior intellect makes you a target, you die shortly after realizing your gift.

I wish my digital art skills were better >.>
 
Mar 30, 2011 5:21 PM

Offline
Joined: Oct 2009
Posts: 266
Granted. Digital art skills your have improved in the last......28 days that you wrote this though your friend think you need to get better

I wish a very rich celebrity.
 
Mar 31, 2011 8:29 AM

Offline
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 202
Granted. Although you're rich, you're hated by 99% of the crowds.

I wish the teachers would give me less homework.
"漏れは、おまいの、件を考える
(一応)【審議中】 ( ´・ω) (´・ω・) (・ω・`)
と胸がしめつけられてパ━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━ン!!!!!しまEそうだお。
なうにもおまいをDA☆きしめええええええええええええええええええん!!!!!!!!て、漏れの、翼DE(・∀・ = ・∀・)ドコーか誰もEねーよwwwwww地の、果てまDE飛んでいきたい
ド━(゚Д゚)━ ン !!!気持ちでつ。"
 
Apr 2, 2011 4:52 PM
Offline
Joined: Aug 2010
Posts: 1429
Granted, but they start hitting again.

I wish for a rainbow.
 
Apr 3, 2011 10:53 PM

Offline
Joined: Apr 2010
Posts: 51800
Granted but a cyclone will come shortly after.

I wish I could understand what dogs says.
 
Apr 10, 2011 5:59 AM

Offline
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 202
Granted. You end up as a dog for the rest of your life.

I wish my parents would give me more allowance.
"漏れは、おまいの、件を考える
(一応)【審議中】 ( ´・ω) (´・ω・) (・ω・`)
と胸がしめつけられてパ━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━ン!!!!!しまEそうだお。
なうにもおまいをDA☆きしめええええええええええええええええええん!!!!!!!!て、漏れの、翼DE(・∀・ = ・∀・)ドコーか誰もEねーよwwwwww地の、果てまDE飛んでいきたい
ド━(゚Д゚)━ ン !!!気持ちでつ。"
 
Apr 10, 2011 10:24 AM

Offline
Joined: Aug 2010
Posts: 534
Granted, But you have to buy your own house to live there.

I wish i was good at iceskating

 
Apr 16, 2011 7:45 PM

Offline
Joined: Oct 2010
Posts: 361
Granted, but you will be so good at it that you will be treated as a laboratory rat for science experiments for the rest of your life.

I wish I could wish something that would come true.
 
May 4, 2011 6:33 AM
Offline
Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 64
Granted.But that something will end up eating your mom in the Christmas Day.

I wish I could be able to love at least for a single minute.
 
May 4, 2011 7:03 AM

Offline
Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 3590
Granted, but they don't love you back.

I wish time could stop.
 
May 5, 2011 11:20 PM

Offline
Joined: Apr 2010
Posts: 51800
Granted, but each time you stop time, your life span reduces by half.

I wish I could fly...
 
May 6, 2011 12:03 AM

Offline
Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 3590
Granted, but now you're being chased by the National Defence, as a "possible threat to the country"

I wish I spoke 50 languages.
 
May 7, 2011 11:46 PM

Offline
Joined: Apr 2010
Posts: 51800
Granted, but national army forces you to join them to negotiate with other countries at you own peril.

I wish crimes didn't exist at all.
 
May 12, 2011 6:57 AM
Offline
Joined: Oct 2010
Posts: 9
Granted. But that means no more illegal downloads for you. :P

I wish everyone I meet will become friends with me.
 
May 25, 2011 5:20 AM

Offline
Joined: Aug 2010
Posts: 534
Granted, but everyone you meet dies immediately o.o

I wish i could have an elephant as pet

 
May 25, 2011 7:56 AM

Offline
Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 5523
granted but then it sits on you and crushes u



wish for dragons to be realy and destroy the world
 
Jun 8, 2011 12:42 PM

Offline
Joined: Aug 2010
Posts: 534
you get dragons :D
but they're too lazy to destroy the whole world and they only destroy you


I wish for a lion as pet

 
Aug 8, 2011 10:18 PM

Offline
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 349
Granted. But then he decides he doesn't like you as a master and eats all your friends and then leaves you half dead and to wallow in pain until someone finds you :)

I wish that I could meet SHINee!!!
 
Aug 9, 2011 2:00 AM
Offline
Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 1839
grantted but onece you met them they call the cops on you

i wish i have vector manupilation
 
Aug 9, 2011 3:10 AM

Offline
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 349
Granted but you accidentally kill the person you love by chopping off their head with your new power :) Whoops <3

I wish for a box of my fav cookies.... Mwahahaha Im sooo evil right?
 
Aug 9, 2011 4:21 AM
Offline
Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 1839
sniff sniff you are WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

An eye for an eye

GRANTTED! you share the cokkies with all your love one but it have poisoin in it HAHAHAHAHAH..........it dosent feel good....

i wish i had a precious possession......
 
Aug 9, 2011 8:34 PM

Offline
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 349
Granted. But you end up throwing it in a incinerator in a fit of rage when it breaks. Later you regret it IMMENSELY!!!

I wish for some strawberry milk :)
 
Aug 9, 2011 8:47 PM
Offline
Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 1839
Grantted

you drink it in one chug you said delicious but when you see the expiray date 1990

i wish i had a nothing.........who would wish that......
I wish i had a piano
 
Aug 9, 2011 9:32 PM

Offline
Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 2354
Grantted ~ but it turns out to be a second hand one and also has broken ....
I wish I were never existed :/
 
Aug 10, 2011 2:35 AM
Offline
Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 1839
...okay before saying piano i was going to say that.....but i changed my mind...

Grantted

you were supose to hit a rock so the rock can..ect... becuase you were never existed it never hapen and leads too world destruction
kaboom......

i wish im great at piano
 
Top
Pages (2) [1] 2 »