Interesting predictions

Well, this broad should apparently have written scifi instead.

Some of these are so far fetched they can't really count as predictions at all.

What will really happen, starting with some familiar events in the second Millennium;



This is what will really happen, I know since I've been in the future, true story.

-_-"

You forgot to mention Brisbane.

oops. Forgot the Tyrannic wars and the second Armageddon war too :/

i would hope people would be done with this whole god thing by 4509...

I take tremendous offense to this :<

may the Lord have pity on your soul.

You can communicate with God through prayers. He might not answer you directly but if you trust in him he will be there for you to set your paths smooth and straight.

Jeremiah 29:11

So what if you're driving and there's a curve? Will God straighten the road for you?

Creepy stuff. People should just leave the future for the future and not try to figure it out. Living robots sound interesting though.


It's metaphorical.

You take it as how you take it bro. Calm down. Maybe I don't have the right answer for that to you, or maybe my answer won't satisfy your needs but as always I will keep on saying, "God will make a way, when there seems to be no way."
He will make a way... He will make a way for me. He will be my guide. Hold me closely to His side. Btw, its a good song. God will make a way by Don Moen.


I appriciate that SunlightSprite. =)

edited =) for capitalization but changed nothing... other than capsing it lol

Sorry. I'm not gay.

Thanks for that I forgot to capitalize "his" and yeah man... I'll pray for you. No one is being homo to you here, lol.

But if God wants me to be close to him and is always touching people that sounds homo to me. :(

Once again, metaphorical. :-)

It's not ''touching'' as in literally touch.. Maybe he'll touch a person's heart and change them, from let's say, being a negative and really bad person into something good and has hope. You know, that kind of 'touch' more like 'change'.


Luls thanks SunlightSprite. XD

Touch their heart like Tyki Mikk? I don't want my heart to explode.

Alright, I see what you're doing. It's not amusing.. maybe to you yes, but alright.. That's fine with me too. Anyways I've made my point clear. See you round the forum man. God bless you.

No. You really don't. I did this because you brought religion in a thread where it doesn't belong for no reason.

Looks like the 70s are outrageously kinky in any century.

Time for my true identity. On the higher levels of existence, I'm also known as Baba Jaga.
Now, I shall spell this world's timeline to enlighten those who fail to see what kind of bullshit this is, which is obviously not a small amount of people.

2011 - I start studying in Japan
2012(early summer) - I develop a war mecha
2012, december 20th - I rule the now 6 billion souls lighter world
a day later, giant godzilla passing through the solar system releases biological waste(try guessing it's shape and smell) which collides with earth, leading to the destruction of mankind(me)

You mean this?:

I'm serious. Beware of false prophets. This thread is about some person "prophesying" about the future, correct? It does belong here. And then I reply to the person asking me a question, which is the reason why I posted this post:

And so on, and so on.



What an amusing fellow.

@Noobie

Dude, how have you not gotten the shit flamed out of you?

I don't consider it "shit" I was also just purely and honestly voicing my opinion. If it's so wrong then they should post a rule against it, zharnotczar.

I think he's trolling.

Otherwise he's just being obnoxious.

P.S. R.I.P. zharnotczar's beautiful avatar =(

Atheism is on the rise, you know. Theistic religion won't last forever. My prediction (non-psychic, sorry :P) is that the world will be atheistic within a couple hundred years.

Also, why is there so much religion in this thread? It's not even about religion, save for a few irrelevant details.

Moving on, this whole thing is silly.

"2011 – As a result of the fallout of nuclear fallout in the northern hemisphere will not be any animals or vegetation. Then Muslims will wage war against chemical surviving Europeans."

If there are no plants or animals, why are there "surviving Europeans?" How are they still alive, being in the northern hemisphere where there is no life? Wouldn't everyone either be dead or somewhere else? The fact that there are inconsistencies so early in this miserable chain of predictions proves just how silly it really is.

I certainly didn't mean that what you were saying was shit. Shit was just a filler word. It's the same sort of thing as "hell" in the sentence "I'm going to beat the hell out of you."

I decided it was time for a change. So long, Riful!

If you're referring to me as the troll, no I am not trolling. Also address me personally next time and say it. It's less confusing and shows confidence. - -"

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edit to reply to zharnotczar's reply.. he bumped my post. - -"


Lol ok. Still whatever I've replied is the same thing I'm going to be saying. I'm purely and honestly voicing out my opinion. I also know that this is not accepted by everyone. Clearly, I think I've already met some... but I'm fine with it. No person is capable of pleasing everyone. As it said in the bible:

Matthew 6:24

Which is the same thing, so I am fine with what I've posted either way.

Seriousley?
Why do people have to worry about the goddam future so much? Why can't think of whats happening right now that we have issues with and people are looking into more things with the future instead! What the hell happend to the present! You cannot predict the future so easily -.-because it can always change

If only I have the power of Geass...

lol this thread

The more I read your posts in this thread, the more I think you're trolling.

In the case that you're not trolling, I'd like you to know that I am in no way trying to join a conversation with you that is the same type of thing you've been talking about all through this thread. I am simply stating it's odd that you haven't been flamed over and over and over for your talking about God all this time.

In the case that you're trolling, fuck off.

I don't think he is trolling. Trolling about god isn't really cool, infact I've seen him posting on this forum and haven't seen him trolling and he's been friendly. But please stay on topic, Even though the thread might be stupid for someone.

I'm not trolling, but seems to me you apparently really wish it so since you more or less try to insist the idea of "trolling" to me for two of your posts.

Does it annoy you, probably, when people on the internet talk about God and or religion of any matter? I will understand. I've already met some hardcore ones who flame at me in another forum. I'm actually thankful no one flamed me here yet, but that'd be really rude though. Sorry to disappoint you once again, but I am not trolling.

Instead of wasting you're time here trying to provoke me, go somewhere else and seek another fight. I'm not interested to be involved with any internet troll/flame fight that I know will just end up in shame and/or cause mayhem for all I know.

Do you get what I'm saying here? The first post I did was "beware of false prophets" and then another challenges that post and so on. If I wasn't so desperate, I won't be wasting my time here. If I wasn't so changed by God, I'd probably be swearing my butt off and embarrass myself with words that are void and meaningless. That's all, you know. Stop provoking people.

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Thanks for that finally someone thinks otherwise.

HA!

From prophecy to god to religion.

Time for it to rot in spam.

Of course it will connect to God LOL isn't that a given?

I've seen you bloat multiple threads now with unnecessary quote spam. Usually because you compulsively respond to every single criticism to your unpopular ideas. Unfortunately you also tend to drag half the thread into a ridiculous argument that has nothing to do with the original subject (this post for example) thus derailing the thread and making following the discussion an exercise in tedium.

When you are having discourse with another user perhaps consider only quoting the last relevant post (as I've done above) instead of the entire discussion. This is more than sufficient for anyone following along. Another idea might be to put the content of the quote in a spoiler tag.

Lastly, I believe you are mistaking your arrogance as confidence. Showing a bit more humility in the face of others beliefs may help endear people to your ideas.

Ya, but can she see why kids love the cinnamon packed taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

Yeah I do quote people when I reply to them. Never thought of quoting someone that much is like a spam but ok.
And yeah I guess that's my flaw 'mistaking my arrogance as confidence'. Can't help it. I'll work on it, thanks. How does this relate to me trolling anyway?

No it really doesn't. Since the bible has nothing to do about prophesying the future. You just wanted and excuse to bring Jesus, God, and the Bible into this thread.

These are the stupid things, ever.

I predict that the rise of the kitty heel will bump out the popularity of the ballet flat.

Uh yes it does. LOL are you sure you know what you are talking about? Dude?
You really wanna argue? LOL.

How bout this senior? Jesus' prophecy, his coming, rapture, any of that ring a bell? Just in case it doesn't, how about a bible verse? Still won't ring a bell? LOL man you make me laugh... really. Just tell me you don't like Christians online. I'm cool with that. It's not like I'll commit suicide LOL.

Matthew 24:29-31


1 Thessalonians 5:1-9


Matthew 24:14


There are also more, about other things. How about this?
Ever read Revelation? The prophecy about the coming of Jesus and rapture and why 666 is the devil's number?

Dumb prophecies that are phonies made by men and not by God? Yes!
Once again I go back to what I've already said, beware of false Prophets but I guess everyone is ignoring my point because apparently Christians are uncool and hard to deal with. I'm easy to deal with. I hate when people try to argue about these things when its obvious I am right. Actually no. I'm not right. I'm just sharing what the bible says.

Oh yeah, if you know nothing about the bible pls don't try to argue with me about it. It gets annoying. If you hate people like me just say so. I can live with that. I'm just trying to share God's good new to you peeps and try to save your souls from hell but hey all I can really do is pass on the message and that's why I'm doing it.

I guess my friend is right, there will be people who will hate Christians for what they stand up and believe in. No one can serve to masters right? Either I'm a man pleaser or God pleaser. I chose to serve God not to entertain people. So I share His word.

There will be a time when the anticrhist will come.
There will be a time when Jesus will come and rapture will happen.
There is heaven or hell, and all of these thing exist and will happen whether you like it or not.
It's a choice. And I'm telling you right now. Not trying to scare you, I'm just being blunt. LOL.

So as you can see, being hated, much more online, or not having friends, online, to people I barely know is the LEAST of my problems.

Sorry for quoting you. This doesn't only go for you but everyone else also.

God bless. Staying true to your heart.. that's all I'm doing.
This is the real me, you might hate me for who I am or what I believe and stand up for or how I talk and type LOL but hey either take it or leave it.

God doesn't exist thats why i worship my lord LUCIFER.

Holy dog shit Noobie's a christian


My day is made.

Lolz Dont be all religious on the internet

We'll just say to em' I TOLD YOU SOOOO!!" or vice versa

To those shocked I am Christian lol it wasn't that obvious with me quoting bible verses?

To each his own. Believe in whatever, I've done my part and it's not up to me to decide.

Even though I'm a Christian, that foesn't mean you people can just toss my ass aside and whatknot.

If you hate the Christian part of me, don't get me involved into any "religious talks".

If you like it go ahead talk to me. If you want to hear my testimony talk and ask me... but that's like my life story and purely personal so idk how it'll work but we'll see.

To those who like me, I'll probably like you.

To those who hate me just cuz thats the way the tide blows, that's fine.

To those who hate me just cuz I'm a Christian and thry are scared or can't stand that fact, that's fine.

I only need a few true friends to live, instead of having a lot and they won't care.

Also, I'm not dead, I'm just saying this just cuz.

Love ya peeps, whatever your views are.

I don't go on hating just cuz you are like me etc etc.
Let's cut the drama, I believe there is a God. No I don't believe in science and us evolving from monkies. You want a hardcpre chat or argument with plain simple english with no fancy words pm me or skype me or yahoo or hotmail or whatever.

I'm just saying yo. Bring it on.