Walked in on some chick in the bathroom at the gym. And then she got mad at me. I was all like "bitch learn to lock the door." She looked 14 or some shit tho, so I was probably the bad guy there. Cool story?
I took in two kittens from my incredibly stupid neighbours'.
Idiots didn't want to keep them indoor, so they put a rope around the kittens' necks and left them alone in the garden, chained to a bucket.
So I saved those unfortunate souls. Looking for a new, mentally sane family.
Demented people shouldn't get pets (or have children).