| the perfect wife: needs: - to be reliable, but not awkwardly unsocial - to know how to cook - to be relaxed, but still organised - to accept who i am, but she can still recommend what i should stop with/ shouldn't do. - brains (<- important) apperance: - not longer than me (1.80 M) - Cute face - just generally needs to be average in looks. |
| My husband is absolutely required to prance around the house in manties. ...but only on the weekends. |
| My husband would have to be able to make me laugh, be intelligent, honest and considerate. Absolutely no egcentrics and primadonnas that can't express their feelings and then wonder why I do something wrong, and sulk about it. Also, relaxed but not...put-legs-on-somebody's-table kind of relaxed. Should read and smile a lot, and be nice to animals (I don't think I have to mention, to other people too). Appearance isn't that important, I would just like him to be taller than me. But most of all, he would have to have a voice that would make me weak in the knees. Heh. |
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ScrumYummy said: My husband is absolutely required to prance around the house in manties. ...but only on the weekends. I can't believe you kept that from me. |
| wow ur askin alot im just be a cute little house wife cute but im not smart i workout but not a good speller yea me lol |
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ESSWHY said: ScrumYummy said: My husband is absolutely required to prance around the house in manties. ...but only on the weekends. I can't believe you kept that from me. I don't let him do it around company. Maybe I should start. |
| Hmmm... Needs: - to have similar interests (at least in such common things like movies, anime, music etc) - to be nice and, more importantly, to allow me to be nice (some girls think that when guys are acting nice, they're just trying to manipulate them) - not to be too hyperactive (I have low stamina and need my rest, dammit!) - to be able to answer "yes" and "no" to my questions and suggestions (please, no "maybe", "don't know", "I'm not sure" and "let me think about it"!). Stuff like the ability to cook etc doesn't matter, I actually prefer to cook myself. It would be nice if she knows how to repair a broken blender, iron or other stuff like this though. XD Appearance: - preferably not taller and not fatter than myself, though exceptions are possible - no extremely curly hair - no red nail polish!!! But honestly, all this stuff is so subjective. And I sooo tried to be funny writing this. |
| The Perfect Wife: Loves the Lord Faithful to her husband Is a virgin Has a caring heart Helpful Understanding Kind A Good Mother Wise And an overall best friend :-) |
Panzerseed said: the perfect wife: needs: - to know how to cook a sandwich |
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| Must be my friend rather than my wife. I mean, if guys want obedience and cuteness, dogs are much less awkward. |
| God sure is cruel, sometimes he makes you live. Gather some leaves of Japanese. |
| Personality and skills -Upbeat and cheerful (I like women full of energy) -Friendly (no meanies, no tsundere types, I do enjoy being spanked and pinched, a cute push is ok) -Can cook well (on my level or higher), She doesn't have to cook all the time and she can ask me for a helping hand and vice versa, It's either we take turns cooking or work together. She also must enjoy cooking, cooking is not just serious business, you still must have fun. -Not too clumsy (I love klutzy chicks but I don't want a "Kaho" who trips every 2 steps) -Affection is a must, I love to hug, hold, and cuddle -No strenuous athletics, I can do tennis and Golf but nothing that requires a lot of running. -Can say no when she wants to say no. -Minds me watching anime and reading manga (If they like anime/manga that's perfectly acceptable) -Doesn't want children (they are expensive and I rather keep the money for myself and my wife) -Enjoys nature but isn't a hippy, naturalist, or fanatic (in other words a lady who likes to stroll in a botanical garden or just a day at the park) -High maturity, all business is a no no, I need someone who is more child at heart but have enough maturity to have good judgment and common sense. Appearance She must be cute (doesn't matter if she's skinny, normal, or BBW) Enjoys cute things Must also like to dress up in eveningwear for a ball or fancy dinner. |
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| Someone who doesnt listen to rap and doesnt stink...not too much to ask is it ;) |
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| Husbando needs - To feed me - To be mature - To be a kind person - To have a sense of humour - To be patient enough to be with me. As for physical aspects, I don't care much, but I have a thing for blondes with light eyes. Only requirement is a good sense of style and smell nice. |
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| Share in my obsession of cleanness and neatness and my irrational hate for coke-cola. |
| I would not want anyone to EVER have to put up with me in a relationship, heh. |
| Husband would have to be a pretty epic trap. A futa is fine for a wife. |
| He shall be wealthy and I can't cook/clean/do anything so don't expect much but prettiness from me. =] |
| has to: -be able to cook -be intelligent and generally hard working -be a musician :) -be a generally decent person |
| all things tend toward entropy....including me |
| Hmm, a good wife would have to be: Horo. Yeah, I'd like a Horo for a wife. |
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Retro8bit said: fixed for meThe Perfect Husband: Loves the Lord Faithful to his wife Is a virgin Has a caring heart Helpful Understanding Kind A Good father (I'm big into 2 parent households. I think it's super hard to raise a kid if you're doing it yourself or if your husband just doesn't care) And an overall best friend Also.... -needs to be ok with the fact that I like anime/videogames. He doesn't have to like them himself, but has to accept that I do. In return, I will try to accept whatever hobbies he pursues. -similar Christian principles as me. I've met a lot of great Christian guys who I would consider good friends, but I really can't see myself dating or marrying a Christian guy if he doesn't have the same principles as me. So he has to have the same principles as me, or at least be willing to negotiate This is why I will die an old maid. XD |
federJun 29, 2010 9:31 AM
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| - have a sense of humor - ability to cook - intelligent - have patience - kind |
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| must be able to cook and bear me super smart children |
| The perfect wife: needs: - to be reliable, but not awkwardly unsocial - to know how to cook - to be relaxed, but still organised - to accept who i am, but she can still recommend what i should stop with/ shouldn't do. - brains (<- important) apperance: - not longer than me (1.80 M) - Cute face - just generally needs to be average in looks. - doesn't exist |
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BananasInPajamas said: The perfect wife: needs: - to be reliable, but not awkwardly unsocial - to know how to cook - to be relaxed, but still organised - to accept who i am, but she can still recommend what i should stop with/ shouldn't do. - brains (<- important) apperance: - not longer than me (1.80 M) - Cute face - just generally needs to be average in looks. - doesn't exist LMFAO!!!! |
| I'd be happy if my wife was: - able to cook well - shares most of my hobbies - cool and collected but cute at the same time - has the same or higher knowledge base as me Appearance: - not taller than me and not a fatty - has very pale skin (this is very important) - decent figure |
Earth gets angry after a kick in the face. |
| Perfect partner: Nice body shape Good personality - has to be funny and fun to be with And I don't want a partner who gets furious all the time |
| My wife must be a mature one. Soul reason soul can act childish. I like slim people but not twigs. and Glasses *w* Am I being to pushy? |
| I have nothing to put here. Go me. |
Asako said: Husband would have to be a pretty epic trap. A futa is fine for a wife. That would be really cool actually. |
| Let's see - for a wife that I search for: - not black - not Chinese (sorry) - not Indian - not Arabic/Muslim - not Filipino (sorry) OMG, Racism! - definitely not ugly - not stupid - not old - not bitchy (in general) - not mean - not lazy - a cute face (this is what I look for first) Also note, I understand that any woman have her bitchy moments. That's fine. |
KyuuALJun 28, 2010 11:35 PM
| Click on this. I dare you. | MAL Fantasy Football League | Currently Watching List RWBY Club. RWBY is anime. Deal with it. |
| @kyuuAL Why did you only say sorry about Chinese and Filipino? Kinda random. |
| Must know her way to the kitchen. |
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'cause I'm Asian too. XD |
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Masnoon said: Must know her way to the kitchen. - MUST NOT BE A SEXIST BASTARD. :) |
curiouser and curiouser :) |
| A good husband? -be able to make me laugh -be willing to clean the bathroom -similar interests -be an all-around nice person -wants kids. I admit it, I'd like one or two. ...... And be willing/able to do light sports- no running for me! Maybe some tennis. |
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ESSWHY said: Asako said: Husband would have to be a pretty epic trap. A futa is fine for a wife. That would be really cool actually. Yeah, cock is all fine and dandy, but I can do without the masculinity otherwise. ie. a girl with a penis is best. I'm pretty forgiving about most things otherwise. |
| - not too old, not too young - compared to myself - share my interests - no laziness (ie. job, cook, clean etc as well) -- the primary glue for all relationships ^^;; - share my hate for gambling - not ugly (don't care for looks other then that) - not insane |
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| Most of these are easy enough to find with the exception of 'Likes or accepts that I like anime/manga/video games' That's pretty much impossible to find in a partner. But I like taking my gf around den-den town in Osaka just to see her squirm. I just like to look; she'd kill me if I bought anything. Most girls see these hobbies as unproductive and in many ways destructive. I try to explain that shopping and buying clothes is done for the same reasons as playing games/watching movies...for entertainment and fun...but she isn't convinced. |
Lil_Slugger said: 'Likes or accepts that I like anime/manga/video games' That's pretty much impossible to find in a partner. Not really. |
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| The only things I ask for in a guy is to make me laugh/have a good sense of humor and to have abs. Really good looking abs. |
| needs: - 2D - Tsundere/yandere - Must call me Onii-chan <3 apperance: - Loli Sad i know ;D |
GogettersJun 29, 2010 10:17 AM
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| Needs to speak good english. Needs to be funny. Needs to have got me a Aston Martin on our wedding. Needs to have good music taste. Needs to watch anime :) |
Scud said: Lil_Slugger said: 'Likes or accepts that I like anime/manga/video games' That's pretty much impossible to find in a partner. Not really. Pics or it didn't happen. |
Lil_Slugger said: Scud said: Lil_Slugger said: 'Likes or accepts that I like anime/manga/video games' That's pretty much impossible to find in a partner. Not really. Pics or it didn't happen. Wife got guy some hentai manga. NSFW |
GogettersJun 29, 2010 10:29 AM
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SaraSlurpsCoffee said: Masnoon said: Must know her way to the kitchen. - MUST NOT BE A SEXIST BASTARD. :) - MUST HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR. :) |
MasnoonJun 29, 2010 10:57 AM
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| female, intelligent and honest...seems short compared to some of the lists here, sense of humor would be nice too, she doesn't have to like what i like...differences are more interesting than someone with identical tastes. honest though...#1 |
| Donate brains...zombies in Washington DC are starving. >.> |
DeadSpaceX said: differences are more interesting than someone with identical tastes. honest though...#1 Interesting yes...but you won't be able to live with someone totally different from you. I speak from experience. |
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