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May 25, 2010 5:52 PM

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i like to create a remote that could locate a missing item. hahaha.
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May 25, 2010 5:55 PM

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Immortality
Even when I was in crowd, I was always alone
 
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noevie said:
i like to invent a remote that could locate a missing item. hahaha.


You'd just lose it.
 
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May 25, 2010 6:00 PM

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@citylights- well, i'll just put a string on it :))
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May 25, 2010 6:16 PM

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A reverse microwave and a plate that stays the same temperature, when cooled or heated, without affecting the food's temperature


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May 25, 2010 7:10 PM

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Courage machine.
 
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May 25, 2010 7:19 PM
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Grappling-Hook key chain.
 
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May 25, 2010 7:20 PM

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A perfect government
 
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May 25, 2010 7:25 PM

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atm a kind of floss for myself to go under my permanent retainer without using that crappy threading crap which sucks. Anyone with a bar of metal cemented in the back of your bottom teeth which makes it impossible to floss normally knows what I mean.
 
May 25, 2010 8:01 PM

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CityLights said:
noevie said:
i like to invent a remote that could locate a missing item. hahaha.


You'd just lose it.

That's why you'd have more than one of them. So you can use your remote to find your remote.

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May 25, 2010 8:08 PM

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Legal lolis!!!
 
May 25, 2010 8:09 PM

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A freezerwave. Like a microwave but instead of cooking or heating things in seconds it freezes things in seconds.

A built in tv remote locater. Basically it would be a built button on the tv you can push it and it sends the signal to the remote causing it to beep really loud thus enabling you to find the remote.A universal remote version would basically be a remote and a box you plug into the wall and when ever you lose the remote you push the button on the box to cause the remote to beep really loud. I did see something similar to this but basically the was a piece that you stuck to the remote and then there was basically a hand held remote that you use used.

A rechargeable tv remote that you can plug into a standard port on the tv.
 
May 25, 2010 8:14 PM

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An alternative cheap fuel.
 
May 25, 2010 8:45 PM

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a cannon that shoots out vicious rabid man eating sharks at the rate of 400 per minute
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May 25, 2010 8:48 PM

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that chick from weird science that is like a andriod thats like magic!
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May 25, 2010 9:12 PM

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Gogetters said:
Legal lolis!!!


Look out for this woman.

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May 25, 2010 9:22 PM

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a device that allows me to punch people through the internet

a gaming pc that would never need upgrading

something that could record my dreams/nightmares

a 99 cent coin
 
May 25, 2010 10:05 PM

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A supersuit. Particularly flight, superspeed, invulnerability. Or a teleportation device.
 
May 25, 2010 10:10 PM

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The title of the thread is redundant, if you say what you "invented" it's "invented" already. Maybe use a different word? Like... Created?

I'd create a machine to translate what animals are telling us.

And a video camera that could record from behind my eyes, as I see stuff. So I could record my trips.
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May 25, 2010 10:15 PM

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You know that stuff they ate in the Matrix? The "goop" that contained everything the human body needs? I'd invent that.
 
May 25, 2010 10:17 PM

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A device whereby you point it at a person and they are tortured to death.
 
May 25, 2010 10:20 PM

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if i could i would invent a job where i get paid to watch anime.

also i would also like to invite an extra day of the week so i could have 3 day weekends.
 
May 25, 2010 10:20 PM
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I invent a system where I am able to jump from places to places like the movie Jumper.
 
May 25, 2010 11:00 PM

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azgaile said:
if i could i would invent a job where i get paid to watch anime.


I am aloud to do that on my down times witch is about 4 hours aday.
 
May 25, 2010 11:01 PM

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May 25, 2010 11:24 PM

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lp_harley said:
azgaile said:
if i could i would invent a job where i get paid to watch anime.


I am aloud to do that on my down times witch is about 4 hours aday.


i now envy you harley
 
May 26, 2010 4:38 AM
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ladyxzeus said:
I'd create a machine to translate what animals are telling us.


That would be awesome!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I24bSteJpw
 
May 26, 2010 6:34 AM

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Monday said:
You know that stuff they ate in the Matrix? The "goop" that contained everything the human body needs? I'd invent that.

Why not just go ahead and make everything from The Matrix?
I want to be able to play games with my consciousness, feel and sense every element of the game, and to actually gain real-life experience from them.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
 
May 26, 2010 7:13 AM
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A machine that will bring Roxas to life.
A youth and immortal fountain, only I'd be able to choose who would be able to drink from it too.
 
May 26, 2010 5:44 PM

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mind control mittens
beer dispensing body armor
turtle shell battle armor
rock em sock em retards
magic
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May 26, 2010 5:44 PM

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This thread
 
May 26, 2010 5:51 PM

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A dimensional materialization portal to bring anything to the real world even anime characters.

Magical condoms


 
May 26, 2010 5:54 PM
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robot servants that run on carbon dioxide and fart oxygen.
CANCER!
LOL!
 
May 26, 2010 6:09 PM
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Your mum's new offspring.
 
May 26, 2010 7:15 PM
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terryaki said:
a device that allows me to punch people through the internet


What if the person you punched happened to be a 13-year-old girl whom you thought to be a 19-year-old guy (because she lied about her age and gender)? Lol, that would be funny.

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Anyway, a time machine would be nice. If we can master time, everything is possible--wealth, fame, power, everything . . . we can even explore other galaxy.
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ThirdQED said:
terryaki said:
a device that allows me to punch people through the internet


What if the person you punched happened to be a 13-year-old girl whom you thought to be a 19-year-old guy (because she lied about her age and gender)?
Even better.
 
May 26, 2010 10:53 PM

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a wallet that has never-ending cash in it....?
 
May 27, 2010 1:50 AM

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A new equipment that could create anti matter !!
 
May 27, 2010 1:52 AM

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creativity

 
May 27, 2010 1:59 PM

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some sort of burrito that would teach you stuff when you eat it.
a machine that would give animals the ability to talk
some sort of dreammachine
hats with like phones in em
clocks the tell space time
some sort of mood bagel
a talking car that tells good dirty jokes
a wallet that shoots mace so when ur getting robed and the robber is like give me your wallet u could just pull out ur wallet and give him a face full of mace....
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May 27, 2010 2:45 PM

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Confucius said:
Immortality

For some reason, I read that to say "Immorality" XD

"Suga Shikao!"
 
May 27, 2010 3:25 PM

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Chopin_Nocturne said:
Confucius said:
Immortality

For some reason, I read that to say "Immorality" XD
Immortality is overrated.
 
Jun 21, 2010 9:44 PM

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Infinite Space Storage Unit

= OR =

Anti-Procrastination Machine
 
Jun 21, 2010 9:59 PM

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Harem situation maker, self explanatory

Universal translation chip, makes u understand everything and respond appropriately

and an endless battery! which you never have to charge and never dies out :D
 
Jun 21, 2010 11:02 PM

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i'd get rid of the internet. it creates unnecessary mind pollution.
 
Jun 21, 2010 11:03 PM

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id make longer lasting gum!!! screw u stride
 
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Frito said:
i'd get rid of the internet. it creates unnecessary mind pollution.


then we wouldn't be talking with each other right now and half the men in the world start raping women due to lack of porn
 
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checkdafool said:
id make longer lasting gum!!! screw u stride


I support!

on another note
I would invent supernatural powers. Muahahha.
 
Jun 21, 2010 11:14 PM

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Wireless internet routers that actually fucking work 24/7
 
Jun 21, 2010 11:20 PM

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I'd create a Megalith and destroy the world.
 
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