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According to Newtype magazine June issue, a beverage company Pocca announced a new lemon juice "Suzumiya Haruhi no Kaju (The Juice of Haruhi Suzumiya)". It's a special collaboration project to celebrate the 25th anniversary of Newtype magazine. The lemon juice uses a newly engineered summer mandarin orange "Haruhi" produced by National Institute of Fruit Tree Science. I couldn't confirm the info. The resolution of the scan is not enough to read the article. The new orange spices named Haruhi does exist.

The Pocca staff in charge of the project said they'll release more collaboration drinks with Haruhi if this juice gets popular. Newtype editor proposed "The Coffee of Kyon & Koizumi".

Sources: Scan of Newtype, Scan2, Scan3
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there's sexual innuendo to be had here.

 
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I can envision otakus running at the speed of light to go get it.
 
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AlexSadist-sama said:
I can envision otakus running at the speed of light to go get it.
This
 
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May 6, 2010 5:00 PM
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MisterSaito said:
there's sexual innuendo to be had here.


It's lemon juice, so it has to be yellow...

This is kind of funny though.

 
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No love juice? :(

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next there'll be haruhi breast milk for toddlers.
 
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May 6, 2010 5:15 PM
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Ullus said:
No love juice? :(

seriously, i wanted Nagato's vaginal juice ;_;
 
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Metroid_Ex said:
Ullus said:
No love juice? :(

seriously, i wanted Nagato's vaginal juice ;_;


Oh baby.

 
May 6, 2010 5:31 PM

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Wtf...
 
May 6, 2010 5:35 PM

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I misread that and thought that was what novel 10 was going to be called.

Come on at this point I would believe anything when it comes to Haruhi.

I also want to try it but I don't like Lemon Juice.
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May 6, 2010 5:41 PM

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I want the Juice of Haruhi Suzumiya. Bet it tastes sweet.
 
May 6, 2010 5:51 PM

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lol commercialism. the young ones are learning.
 
May 6, 2010 5:54 PM
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dtshyk said:
a newly engineered summer mandarin orange "Haruhi" produced by National Institute of Fruit Tree Science.


Honestly, that's the part that seems extreme to me.
 
May 6, 2010 6:01 PM
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Do want. D:
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Oh, Japan. The things you do...
 
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May 6, 2010 6:47 PM
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ORANGES AND HARUHI?

THINK ABOUT THE LOYALTY AND THE SALTY VANILLA

AND THE HARUHI

Anyways this idea is stupid but I'll buy into it. I'm buying fucking ten.
 
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AlexSadist-sama said:
I can envision otakus running at the speed of light to go get it.


tehnominator said:
Oh, Japan. The things you do...


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Anyways this idea is stupid but I'll buy into it. I'm buying fucking ten.


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dtshyk said:
According to Newtype magazine June issue, a beverage company Pocca announced a new lemon juice "Suzumiya Haruhi no Kaju (The Juice of Haruhi Suzumiya)".
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The lemon juice uses a newly engineered summer mandarin orange "Haruhi" produced by National Institute of Fruit Tree Science.


Hell, wait. They are making lemon juice with some kind of mandarin orange? How is that even possible?

And I was thinking that lemon juice was made with lemons...
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May 6, 2010 7:09 PM
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Haruhi juice thats a good one. But why on earth didn't they just call it, 'NewType Juice,' and 'NT-fruit,' isn't the pun good enough for the idea.
 
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Kracksickles said:
Metroid_Ex said:
Ullus said:
No love juice? :(
seriously, i wanted Nagato's vaginal juice ;_;
Oh baby.
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ORANGES AND HARUHI?

THINK ABOUT THE LOYALTY AND THE SALTY VANILLA

AND THE HARUHI

Anyways this idea is stupid but I'll buy into it. I'm buying fucking ten.
I'm seeing a reference to Orangy-kun, yes I am.

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Hell, wait. They are making lemon juice with some kind of mandarin orange? How is that even possible?

And I was thinking that lemon juice was made with lemons...
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Terrible case of product placement, it would've been better if they had a cute loli mascot like KFC's Bisuke-Tan. She inspired me to eat breakfast again after 12 years of skipping it, Haruhi on a juice box will put me off of OJ for a while.


 
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Haruhi is like, the second Eva now. Stick Haruhi on it, it will sell.
 
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papuel said:

Hell, wait. They are making lemon juice with some kind of mandarin orange? How is that even possible?

And I was thinking that lemon juice was made with lemons...

sorry, the info seems like an association from the word "Haruhi no Kaju". "Haruhi" orange does exist but I guess not ready for commercial use.
 
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nobody posted it?

 
May 6, 2010 9:01 PM

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Do want. ^_^
 
May 6, 2010 9:32 PM

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HARUHI JUICE

and your imagination.
 
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Buying.
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May 6, 2010 10:29 PM

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sounds good
xD
 
May 6, 2010 10:53 PM

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Why juice of all the products? Haruhi's juice surely leaves an impression.

 
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Rarayn said:
but am I really the only one who couldn't help but react to the "The Coffee of Kyon & Koizumi" part?


Lol. Also with that gum a while back, nobody's gonna be surprised anymore.

Anyone up for the Tea of Mikuru Asahina? :D
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Mikuru milk or I ain't interested.

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May 7, 2010 12:36 AM
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Someone's going to be rolling in a lot of cash once the product hits the shelves.
 
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MisterSaito said:
there's sexual innuendo to be had here.


only mildly lol
 
May 7, 2010 1:42 AM

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...Gross.
 
May 7, 2010 2:01 AM

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oh yes, Mikuru needs her own brand of tea now~<3

anyway, I found the name cute and then perverts ruined it for me, thanks. XD

I dunno why this is surprising anyone when Haruhi is such a huge cash cow, lmao.
I'd buy it just to try it, if I could.
 
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Ka-ching!
 
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dtshyk said:
... The new orange spices named Haruhi does exist.

The Pocca staff in charge of the project said they'll release more collaboration drinks with Haruhi if this juice gets popular. Newtype editor proposed "The Coffee of Kyon & Koizumi".

Sources: Scan of Newtype, Scan2, Scan3


I can imagine some Otaku Bio-Engineer creating the "Haruhi Orange" in his lab... Evil Otaku-Professor! Muhahahaha...

Well the coffee of kyon & koizumi is not bad but... Nagato & Mikuru would be so much better.

Other than this all I have so say is: Yay capitalism!
 
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Don904 said:
AlexSadist-sama said:
I can envision otakus running at the speed of light to go get it.
This

Haha
 
May 7, 2010 4:54 AM

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So, what type of fruit will it be made of? Cherries? Lemons?

Methinks this can turn out to become a very profitable business if they're gonna exploit other animated girls for their juices.
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ROFL.
I wonder if they sell it here.

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Don904 said:
AlexSadist-sama said:
I can envision otakus running at the speed of light to go get it.
This



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I want one..

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Detective said:
ORANGES AND HARUHI?

THINK ABOUT THE LOYALTY AND THE SALTY VANILLA

AND THE HARUHI

Anyways this idea is stupid but I'll buy into it. I'm buying fucking ten.



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Pretty stupid idea, i think..
 
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I'll have 17, please.
 
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Kracksickles said:
Metroid_Ex said:
Ullus said:
No love juice? :(

seriously, i wanted Nagato's vaginal juice ;_;


Oh baby.


bunch of pervs but i wouldn't mind it lol
 
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More useless otaku fanfare.
 
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ZaikuZERO said:
Mikuru milk or I ain't interested.
 
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