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May 7, 2010 6:04 AM

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Bump and grind
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Iv I'z got tae smash an stomp, den it would be all good an propa.
May 7, 2010 7:07 AM

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Every anime needs background prop characters, so I will most likely be one of those.
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May 7, 2010 7:18 AM
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The majority of the characters would be plastic-haired, big eyes, blindingly colorful animu magic girls, character development nix, fanservice aplenty, voice acting so high-pitched that your eardrums bleed, and any and all energy that SHOULD be spent on plot, instead spent on making as many drawn-out fight scenes as possible.
Oh wait
i was confusing this with EVERY ANIME EVER
nvm
May 7, 2010 7:20 AM

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LocustChild said:
The majority of the characters would be plastic-haired, big eyes, blindingly colorful animu magic girls, character development nix, fanservice aplenty, voice acting so high-pitched that your eardrums bleed, and any and all energy that SHOULD be spent on plot, instead spent on making as many drawn-out fight scenes as possible.
Oh wait
i was confusing this with EVERY ANIME EVER
nvm
You, mah boy, apparently haznt seen Legend of da Galactic Heroez. You should. Itz da best ever, I know dis because I'z da biggest Ork around, so I'z always right.
May 7, 2010 7:23 AM

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Moimy said:
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Moimy said:
CatKing said:
I'd imagine it would be alot like Azumanga Daioh. If Osaka was all of the cast.


Spam would be all the character who stayed at home and didn't go to school. Thus, we're the characters who weren't in Azumanga Daioh.
Official note: there is nothing wrong with staying home all day


Yes there is.


Umm, >_> STOP LOOKING AT ME!

It would be like Azumanga Daioh's plotline with Pokemon's lack of school, and we'd all be Satou from welcome to the NHK.
May 7, 2010 7:31 AM

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shotacon said:
Moimy said:
Von_Struth said:
Moimy said:
CatKing said:
I'd imagine it would be alot like Azumanga Daioh. If Osaka was all of the cast.


Spam would be all the character who stayed at home and didn't go to school. Thus, we're the characters who weren't in Azumanga Daioh.
Official note: there is nothing wrong with staying home all day


Yes there is.


Umm, >_> STOP LOOKING AT ME!

It would be like Azumanga Daioh's plotline with Pokemon's lack of school, and we'd all be Satou from welcome to the NHK.
I'd watch that show and rate it 11.
May 7, 2010 7:35 AM

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CatKing said:
shotacon said:
Moimy said:
Von_Struth said:
Moimy said:
CatKing said:
I'd imagine it would be alot like Azumanga Daioh. If Osaka was all of the cast.


Spam would be all the character who stayed at home and didn't go to school. Thus, we're the characters who weren't in Azumanga Daioh.
Official note: there is nothing wrong with staying home all day


Yes there is.


Umm, >_> STOP LOOKING AT ME!

It would be like Azumanga Daioh's plotline with Pokemon's lack of school, and we'd all be Satou from welcome to the NHK.
I'd watch that show and rate it 11.
It’s an amazing idea it’s like a school based show but without the school, just imagine the ratings
May 7, 2010 7:39 AM

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Von_Struth said:
CatKing said:
shotacon said:
Moimy said:
Von_Struth said:
Moimy said:
CatKing said:
I'd imagine it would be alot like Azumanga Daioh. If Osaka was all of the cast.


Spam would be all the character who stayed at home and didn't go to school. Thus, we're the characters who weren't in Azumanga Daioh.
Official note: there is nothing wrong with staying home all day


Yes there is.


Umm, >_> STOP LOOKING AT ME!

It would be like Azumanga Daioh's plotline with Pokemon's lack of school, and we'd all be Satou from welcome to the NHK.
I'd watch that show and rate it 11.
It’s an amazing idea it’s like a school based show but without the school, just imagine the ratings



All these.
May 7, 2010 7:53 AM

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i get to be a main character k
May 7, 2010 8:42 AM
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I'd waste my time watching it.
Just as much as I waste my time on Spam.
May 7, 2010 9:04 AM

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I think we should sell the movie rights, right now!! "Spam goes to Japan".
May 7, 2010 11:04 AM

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starclaws said:
I thought there was... It was entitled a 'Filler' :)
Aug 23, 2010 7:22 AM

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rape
Aug 23, 2010 7:54 AM

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Low budget highschool comedy shit show. Not watchan.
Aug 23, 2010 7:55 AM

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for people with short attention spam
and alot of memes and gtfos and rick rolling
Aug 23, 2010 8:08 AM
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Highschool of the Spam

Students must survive spam infestation or else...

Aug 23, 2010 9:22 AM

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Schezar said:
I will be the princess and Baman the exiled warrior who falls in love with me.
In that case, you'll need some offensive magic as well (not just healing).
I'd go mad if you were a defenseless damsel and I had to jump around and beat up legions of turtle things only to be told by some snotty mushroom that you were in some other castle.



Here's a great thought though;
The MAL empire has been suffering from millennia of war against the dreaded Spam Horde, vile aliens that seek only the delight of disorder and madness.
However, to counter this terrible force, Emperor Xinil created the ModMarines, enhanced superhuman users who utilize their special privileges and powers to combat and ban the vile hordes of spam and their troll incursions into the MAL systems.

However, after thousands of years of bans and bloodshed, many of the ModMarnies are loosing faith in their cause. Turned grim and cold by the horrors they have witnessed and alienated from the civilian userbase, dissent is building.

Then, during the scouring of the thread of Ice Van III, Banmaster Bourskhorus of the Mod Wolves ModMarine legion finally rally the flag of rebellion. Along with Bamtarion of the Guro Guard, Pingrim of the Recommendation's Children and Nayahon of the List Eaters, the Banmaster staged a terrible massacre of the loyalist elements of the legions.
As more and more Legions of Mod Marines voiced their allegiances, MAL was effectively split between the loyal MALian forces under Xinil and the Spambound traitor Legions of the Banmaster.

All looks grim as a terrible civil war grip MAL, but in a daring offensive move, the Banmaster and his Legions pour straight into GD, aiming to reach Xinil's profile and topple him whilst most of his loyalist Legions are fighting rebels in distant threads.
As the Traitor Legions descend upon GD, only Faustal Dorn and his Xinil's Fist legion, Plateatai Khan and the Manga Scars as well as Asakuinus and her Ban Angels Legion stand ready to meet the traitors.

The forces of chaos and order collide in a deafening roar, and the greatest battle in the history of MAL is joined.
Will Bourskhorus and his traitor Legions topple Xinil before the brunt of the loyalist Mods return to GD, or will the defenders of GD prevail?
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supersayen said:
Highschool of the Boobes

Students must survive boobs infestation or else...

fix'd
oh well , zomboobs
Aug 23, 2010 10:08 AM

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It would end in a MySQL error cliffhanger.
Aug 23, 2010 10:14 AM

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HooHiraiBunny said:
It would end in a MySQL error cliffhanger.
And the dude from The Lake House is all "WHOA!"
Aug 23, 2010 10:24 AM

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didn't Chaos;Head start with some "shogun" guy spamming? there would've been no story if Taku didn't click on those links :)) so there is an anime based on spam!
Aug 23, 2010 10:28 AM

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It would be shit and poorly written with endless trolling
Aug 23, 2010 10:33 AM
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You're a genius Baman. This story ought to go to your blog or better yet, a separate thread.
And not to worry dear warrior; in this MAL empire, I am your partner, your paladin, your belladonna.

P.S: laughing out loud @ Plateatai Khan. Haha
Aug 23, 2010 11:11 AM

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Animated by DEEN
Aug 23, 2010 11:28 AM

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This thread is now LEGEN- wait for it...



































-DARY.
Aug 23, 2010 11:45 AM

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kinzo-of-desire said:
It would be shit and poorly written with endless trolling


I forgot to mention it would be Bleach
Aug 23, 2010 12:25 PM
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No an anime based on spam is better than Bleach.

Aug 23, 2010 12:38 PM

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No an anime based on spam is better than Bleach.


What isn't better?
Aug 23, 2010 12:45 PM

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kinzo-of-desire said:
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No an anime based on spam is better than Bleach.


What isn't better?
Anything could beat an anime based on Spam. Even Bleach.
Aug 23, 2010 12:46 PM
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Bible Black

Orihime's boob are bigger than all the girls in BB

Aug 23, 2010 12:50 PM

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Ore-no-Username said:
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No an anime based on spam is better than Bleach.


What isn't better?
Anything could beat an anime based on Spam. Even Bleach.


Aug 23, 2010 12:56 PM
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^ what he said

Bleach = Garbage

Spam =/= Garbage

therefore Spam > Bleach

Aug 23, 2010 1:33 PM

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supersayen said:
Spam =/= Garbage
Aug 23, 2010 1:43 PM
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I miss TurnipKing's poll threads.
Aug 23, 2010 1:51 PM
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Bleach started with Ichigo vs this guy and ending with Ichigo vs this guy, everything else is pure garbage.


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supersayen said:
Wtf, man? Bleach has started with motherfuckin' badass delinquent Ichigo and that's where it should have stayed all along and should have ended on 10 volumes max.

First Karakura arc > SS arc > TBTP arc > Hueco Mundo Burritos Muchaco > Fake Karakura >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Filler shit
Aug 23, 2010 2:03 PM
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Ichigo is a Guts rip off

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supersayen said:
Bleach started with Ichigo vs this guy and ending with Ichigo vs this guy, everything else is pure garbage.



Even that bit was pretty bad
Aug 23, 2010 2:05 PM
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Yes, but Zaraki is badass. I like Badass.

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supersayen said:
Ichigo is a Guts rip off
Even if I didn't read Berserk, Guts looks 100 times more badass than Ichigo. So comparing the two doesn't seem to make much sense.

And even then I'm saying Badass Ichigo arc was the best arc of Bleach.
Aug 23, 2010 2:10 PM

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supersayen said:
Yes, but Zaraki is badass. I like Badass.


Nah he's a faggot he got beat up by a 15 year old
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kinzo-of-desire said:
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Yes, but Zaraki is badass. I like Badass.


Nah he's a faggot he got beat up by a 15 year old
But Ichigo used magick time-stopping sword haxxory.
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that's not his fault, it's the author who keeps giving the stupid main character power ups for some reason.
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supersayen said:
Ichigo is a Guts rip off
Even if I didn't read Berserk, Guts looks 100 times more badass than Ichigo. So comparing the two doesn't seem to make much sense.

And even then I'm saying Badass Ichigo arc was the best arc of Bleach.


Not really, he gets owned everytime he fights someone and must get power ups to win.

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supersayen said:
that's not his fault, it's the author who keeps giving the stupid main character power ups for some reason.
Ore-no-Username said:


supersayen said:
Ichigo is a Guts rip off
Even if I didn't read Berserk, Guts looks 100 times more badass than Ichigo. So comparing the two doesn't seem to make much sense.

And even then I'm saying Badass Ichigo arc was the best arc of Bleach.


Not really, he gets owned everytime he fights someone and must get power ups to win.
But he does LOOK much more badass. Let me just keep dreaming.
Aug 23, 2010 2:20 PM
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He looks retarted in my superior opinion.

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My face when I turned this into a bleach thread

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SHITTING

DICK

NIPPLES

EVERYWHERE

"if the show is good i couldn't care less if hitler directed it and the production values was a banana." - Salsk
Aug 23, 2010 2:22 PM

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Always bet on Kubo
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kinzo-of-desire said:
My face when I turned this into a bleach thread

Your reward is one exclusive Kubo.
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