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Nov 25, 2022 10:59 AM
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The funnier the better, here's one of my favourites

Nov 25, 2022 1:27 PM
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"Violent Thuggery Ken has always existed since China old times. Within this the art of Hokuto Shinken..."

The above was on screen at the opening of the first story arc of Hokuto no Ken / Fist of the North Star in the early 2000's Hong Kong bootleg Engrish Subbed DVD releases. Shit still cracks me up. I know what was meant to be said was...

"Violent Times have always existed in human history. Since the dynasties of China the art of Hokuto Shinken was secretly formed."

But instead we got *Violent Thuggery Ken/Fist*

LMAO.

ALSO in the 1990s TAI SENG released VHS copiesof the Wong Kar Wai movie As Years Go By Andy Lau's character tells someone "You've The Guts!" meaning "You have guts". I love for this kind of badly translated stuff. Shit is hilarious. It's also WHY I won't upgrade my AnimeManga bootleg DVD set of Aura Battler DUNBINE to the proper legit R1 release. Some of what is said makes no sense or peoples names change in the fly for no reason but I know what they meant.
Nov 25, 2022 2:56 PM
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'Thank you pot. I feel nothing.' ~ Hajimete no Gal: Hajimete no Bunkasai, English dubbed version.
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Nov 25, 2022 3:37 PM
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Seitokai Yakuindomo is one of the best examples.



Also this.

https://www.techeblog.com/18-strange-and-bizarre-anime-subtitles-that-will-leave-you-puzzled/
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Nov 26, 2022 6:01 AM
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Manliest Engrish in Sakigake!! Otokojuku.

Nov 26, 2022 6:07 AM
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Miyuki Sawashiro's engrish is the best.


Nov 26, 2022 6:11 AM
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man thanks for that link. made me laugh so hard.

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Nov 26, 2022 7:22 AM
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Yeah the English is kind of funny but this is a really touching moment, I personally cried while watching this scene.
Nov 26, 2022 7:30 AM
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I think this is worth putting here.
Nov 26, 2022 8:12 AM

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A secret makes a uma uma.
https://youtube.com/shorts/ztJKZiiG2Ow?feature=share
その目だれの目?
Nov 26, 2022 4:37 PM

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Kumiveneella said:


Yeah the English is kind of funny but this is a really touching moment, I personally cried while watching this scene.


Lol, that is some S tier engrish. I literally can't even understand what conan is saying, I had to read the Japanese subtitles xD
Nov 26, 2022 4:47 PM

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Nov 27, 2022 1:16 AM

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JoJo has tons of great ones.

"Hey, baby!"
"Goodbye, JoJo!"
"F-Mega! Serect ya cur."
"Go ahead, Mista Joestur."
"Yes, yes, yes. Oh my God..."

Nov 27, 2022 2:59 AM

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TsutanaiFuun said:
man thanks for that link. made me laugh so hard.


You're welcome. These are indeed some great lines. :)
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Nov 27, 2022 4:55 AM

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"TOUCH MY BODY NO NO NO ばちん くるくる バタン! KNOCKOUT! woah oh my gah"

Nov 29, 2022 8:25 AM
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"I am mad scientist, is so coollll, sonofabitch" - Okabe Rintarou
Nov 29, 2022 9:02 AM

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"Don't believe in the me that believe in you, don't believe in the you that believes in me, believe in yourself who believes in you!" ~ The Great Kamina
Nov 29, 2022 5:04 PM

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beat that cock sucker - tokyo revelations i think
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