Folks, this is it right here....Florida Man has been redeemed! Local Florida man Richard Willbanks literally went to save his young puppy from the hungry jaws of fucking gator! The Florida man did so while never panicking or dropping his cigar. I mean, this is just the most amazing news ever from Florida man, a goddamn hero and legend. Thank you Florida man. Biden is YOUR President whether you like it or not! |
Finally a good Florida Man Poor puppy. It sounded like it was saying "ow halp ow ow owww". |
That puppy is lucky, most dogs snagged by a gator are eaten sometimes with the owner only noticing when it's seconds too late.  |
that dog just got a second chance at life. The earth is short on many things human stupidity is in infinite supply and if there ever was an end of the world it would be the cause of it.-My dad |
That puppy was lucky that the Alligator was a puppy too. imagine not knowing the difference between private and personal property |
damn even just a small alligator is so strong already |
DrSexy said: deg said: damn even just a small alligator is so strong already Humans are very weak physically especially compared to other animals around our size, and even animals smaller than us such as dogs can kill us yep that is true we rely on intelligence as a species they say |
That's very sweet. Too bad Florida Man will return probably to his usual shenanigans by next week. Who knows what will happen to the poor alligator afterwards. |
Florida man simply doesn't want to be the bad guy anymore.  |
I knew crocodile dundee was real. |
Finaly a great Florida man moment |
The entirety of Florida has redeemed itself    |
poor gator, being denied of food, maybe next time. damn puppy was too lucky  "Even if there's a wide world and storiesbeyond the main focus, I don't think it's necessary to end with the protagonist having been involved in everything." - Yagi Norihiro Houseki no Kuni Club My random anime ramblings blog on MAL |
**Florida man interrupts the life cycle [/center]  |
We definitely shown those baby alligators their place in this world. The zoo. Never cross a Florida man with his puppy. - According to a baby alligator to his other alligator friends in the zoo. That will teach them what to eat and what not to eat indeed! |
deg said: yep that is true we rely on intelligence as a species they say Actually, we rely on our ability to use ranged weaponry. The human throwing ability is broken. |
NotFlevaltAtAll said: deg said: yep that is true we rely on intelligence as a species they say Actually, we rely on our ability to use ranged weaponry. The human throwing ability is broken. or we rely on weapons and tools more |
If he didn't want his dog getting caught by a Gator, maybe he shouldn't haven't gotten so close to the water? There's a reason why there aren't many strays where I live, and no one walks near the water with pets. Almost seems like this guy intentionally wanted his dog to be a snack tbh. "Well, she's flatter than a pancake" -Mimi Alpacas |
Not every heroes wears a cape... Some just do their thing without droppin' their cigar. H.Mohidinkhan |