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Redemption for FLORIDA MAN....Florida man saves puppy from Alligator! (VIDEO INCLUDED!)

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Nov 24, 2020 2:51 PM

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Folks, this is it right here....Florida Man has been redeemed!

Local Florida man Richard Willbanks literally went to save his young puppy from the hungry jaws of fucking gator!

The Florida man did so while never panicking or dropping his cigar.

I mean, this is just the most amazing news ever from Florida man, a goddamn hero and legend.

Thank you Florida man.
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Nov 24, 2020 3:52 PM

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Finally a good Florida Man

Poor puppy. It sounded like it was saying "ow halp ow ow owww".
 
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Nov 24, 2020 4:27 PM

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That puppy is lucky, most dogs snagged by a gator are eaten sometimes with the owner only noticing when it's seconds too late.


 
 
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Nov 24, 2020 4:28 PM

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that dog just got a second chance at life.

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Nov 24, 2020 5:27 PM

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That puppy was lucky that the Alligator was a puppy too.
imagine not knowing the difference between private and personal property
 
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Nov 24, 2020 5:35 PM
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damn even just a small alligator is so strong already
 
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Nov 24, 2020 5:53 PM

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deg said:
damn even just a small alligator is so strong already


Humans are very weak physically especially compared to other animals around our size, and even animals smaller than us such as dogs can kill us
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Nov 24, 2020 10:31 PM
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DrSexy said:
deg said:
damn even just a small alligator is so strong already


Humans are very weak physically especially compared to other animals around our size, and even animals smaller than us such as dogs can kill us


yep that is true we rely on intelligence as a species they say
 
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Nov 24, 2020 11:11 PM

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That's very sweet. Too bad Florida Man will return probably to his usual shenanigans by next week. Who knows what will happen to the poor alligator afterwards.
 
 
Nov 25, 2020 2:37 AM

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Florida man simply doesn't want to be the bad guy anymore.


 
Nov 25, 2020 5:15 AM

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I knew crocodile dundee was real.
 
Nov 25, 2020 5:33 AM

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Finaly a great Florida man moment
 
Nov 25, 2020 6:41 AM

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The entirety of Florida has redeemed itself
 
Nov 25, 2020 8:15 AM

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poor gator, being denied of food, maybe next time. damn puppy was too lucky
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Nov 25, 2020 8:35 AM

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**Florida man interrupts the life cycle
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Nov 25, 2020 8:18 PM

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We definitely shown those baby alligators their place in this world. The zoo.

Never cross a Florida man with his puppy.
- According to a baby alligator to his other alligator friends in the zoo.

That will teach them what to eat and what not to eat indeed!
 
Nov 28, 2020 5:38 PM
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deg said:
yep that is true we rely on intelligence as a species they say


Actually, we rely on our ability to use ranged weaponry. The human throwing ability is broken.
 
 
Nov 28, 2020 5:40 PM
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NotFlevaltAtAll said:
deg said:
yep that is true we rely on intelligence as a species they say


Actually, we rely on our ability to use ranged weaponry. The human throwing ability is broken.


or we rely on weapons and tools more
 
Nov 28, 2020 7:09 PM

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If he didn't want his dog getting caught by a Gator, maybe he shouldn't haven't gotten so close to the water? There's a reason why there aren't many strays where I live, and no one walks near the water with pets. Almost seems like this guy intentionally wanted his dog to be a snack tbh.
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Nov 30, 2020 9:05 AM
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