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Nothing to see here....


You can go now....
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Apr 9, 2020 9:21 PM
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Do not watch it, it is evil and you will be corrupt.
Apr 9, 2020 9:33 PM
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More like watching hentai is something you do until you die.
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Apr 9, 2020 9:35 PM
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As a proud member of MAL Rewrite, writing hentai synopses is one of my most important duties. That means I am required to watch them—which is good. 😎😎😋
Apr 9, 2020 9:41 PM
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Wow we got 2005 birthdays on here posting man I am getting old.
Apr 9, 2020 9:54 PM
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regardless of whether or not it is something i wish to partake in, it's not going on my bucket list, let's just put it that way.
Apr 9, 2020 10:00 PM
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Reading hentai is something you need to do before you die.
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Apr 9, 2020 10:02 PM
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ImNotPedophilia said:
That is just fake birth date btw. So I don’t think you are 👌


On the contrary, your profile perfectly represent that age group.

Definitively not a necessary thing to do before you die, but it has good things (: ). He's directed good stuff if you want a recommendation.
Apr 9, 2020 10:04 PM
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ImNotPedophilia said:
I haven’t watch hentai or porn at all and I’m pretty mature myself.

If true that's some god tier restraint, honestly impressive as fuck
Apr 9, 2020 10:07 PM

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You make it sound like it's a monumental task or a really special event. It's not like climbing Mount Everest, or other things people have on their bucket list. It's just anime but the dudes have their balls out. It just causes a crippling porn addiction. Not much to be interested in.
Apr 9, 2020 10:16 PM

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> Is watching hentai, one of those “things to do before you die”?

nah

(no, seriously, it's more of a thing you may (or may not, depending on your tastes) suddenly have an urge to do, rather than anything particularly deep or fulfilling)
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Apr 10, 2020 1:57 AM

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LoL, and what does maturing correlates to the shit you're asking. I first watched a porn accidentally when I was 7 years old.
Apr 10, 2020 1:59 AM

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Don't do it. These are evil things of satan and you'll have to go to church to purify yourself.
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Apr 10, 2020 2:02 AM

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No, just die (...................................)
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Apr 10, 2020 2:05 AM

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No... what makes you think so? It's not all that special. And all it does is only corrupting your mind. If you write "watching hentai with my friends on a cinema sized screen" I would add that to my bucket list. It's not going to happen and probably will never happen, so if i'm going to die, i'll at least do it. To spice my life a little bit.


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Apr 10, 2020 2:05 AM

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TolkienFan365 said:
Wow we got 2005 birthdays on here posting man I am getting old.
You’re certainly not getting any younger.
Apr 10, 2020 4:42 AM

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If you ain't a virgin, then don't sweat about it lmao.
Apr 10, 2020 4:50 AM

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I'm very proud of you. Your dong hasn't been tainted, so go forth and spread your pure seed to all those lucky women/men.
Apr 10, 2020 9:40 AM

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It's something I won't watch even after I die.
Apr 10, 2020 9:46 AM
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Just watch Pigeon Blood and you're good, my dude
Apr 10, 2020 11:04 AM

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Watching hentai/porn isn't something you have to do before you die, neither is not watching one.

Do whatever you have to do to relieve your frustration, man (except the illegal, that is. Tho.... porn is illegal in some countries? Lol nvm. you get my point).
Apr 10, 2020 11:07 AM

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Your profile says you are below 18 so I am obligate to tell you not to consume the superior form of pornography knows as hentai.



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Apr 10, 2020 11:08 AM

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I always wanted to enjoy hentai like your averege filthy weeb, it's hard to find a good hentai with good story to enjoy
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Apr 10, 2020 11:11 AM

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It is a bit easier to watch it before death.
Apr 10, 2020 1:19 PM

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It's more something you watch while you masturbate.
I probably regret this post by now.
Apr 10, 2020 1:29 PM

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It's one of those things you do after giving into curiosity, and then you realise how much more to life there is.

Apr 10, 2020 2:13 PM

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Some hentai is good...

I'd recommend sticking to ecchi though. Ecchi is pretty much as good as porn anyway but its soft porn instead of "freak you out porn." If you are just looking for stuff to fap to I recommend ecchi because there's a lot of fucked up shit in hentai.
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Apr 10, 2020 2:26 PM

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ImNotPedophilia said:
I haven’t watch hentai or porn at all and I’m pretty mature myself.

Edit: I’m not planning on watching any hentai tbh
I just want to check how many cultured man (or woman) there is.


I call bullshit. There is no such thing as a person that hasn't watched adult material (excluding little kids, obviously). Sex is and always will be a fundamental and instinctual part of the human psyche. We crave it, think about it constantly. Anyone who says they don't is lying to themselves. Pretending not to watch porn doesn't make you look better, it just let's everyone know you're in denial.
From a psychological standpoint, there are three things every person that has ever or will ever walk on this planet is/will be guilty (often to their shame) of: telling little white lies, watching/thinking about sex, committing petty crimes/taking advantage of something or some one.
But I digress. I'll get off my soapbox now...

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Wow we got 2005 birthdays on here posting man I am getting old.


You think you feel old. I got 14 years on you. These whipper-snappers make me feel ancient!
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Apr 10, 2020 2:37 PM

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Nah. In fact I'll go a step further and say you can go your whole life without watching porn in general and it wouldn't be that big a deal in the grand scheme of things. People might think you're weird for going your whole life without spanking the monkey though. It is a bad monkey after all and needs to be punished..bad monkey!....Wait...where was I going with this again?
Apr 10, 2020 7:08 PM

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Just watch Jewelry and experience the pure wholesomeness that not many regular romance anime can provide
Apr 10, 2020 7:19 PM

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I don't watch porn either. It's actually just really disturbing and gross. Not recommended.

@THE-Black-Mage you're just wrong. It took me a while to figure out I shouldn't be watching/craving porn, but I can totally believe there are some lucky people out there (like @ImNotPedophilia) who simply never jumped down that rabbit hole.
Apr 10, 2020 7:42 PM
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More like experiencing different forms of hentai until you die. Don't just stick to anime. Doujins, eroge, Rule 34, fan fiction, etc., put that in your bucket list!
Apr 10, 2020 7:57 PM

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Don't watch it.
If you slip even once, you will just keep falling down.
There is no way out.

Anime was it's best 20000 years ago, when cavemen drew art with real depth.
Modern anime is all garbage. I miss great old days of anime.
Apr 10, 2020 7:59 PM

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yes and no. I only watch the action scenes usually.
sitting down and watching the whole thing for the story is a "one day" thing.
edit: it's why there's not much of it on my list, I can't claim I've seen them unless it's from start to finish.
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Apr 10, 2020 11:03 PM

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Well you can break the rule and still go to heaven by watching those R rated anime (Ishuzoku reviewers, overflow....)

Apr 10, 2020 11:05 PM

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You don't need to watch porn in order to learn how to fuck.

Apr 10, 2020 11:08 PM

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Everyone must experience hentai at least once in their life. Practically a necessity.
Apr 11, 2020 9:22 AM

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if your sword does not go online do not watch it.
Apr 11, 2020 9:32 AM
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Well I thought that to myself and when my friend recommended some hentai and porn to watch I just said to her "wow this is boring as hell,where is the fun in seeing people bang each other?" so yeah,if you want to,go for it,but it ain't for everyone or that important to put on a life bucket list.
Apr 11, 2020 9:41 AM

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Hentai is generally pretty shitty. It's not a requirement to watch it. It is a unique experience in terms of anime, but there are other shows that do what hentai does better, especially since hentai are generally quite low budget. If you're in it for arousal generally doujins are better.
Apr 11, 2020 9:55 AM

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Ain't everything u wish to do is one of those "things to do before you die". Why consider something as important as that just because other people are doing.
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Apr 11, 2020 9:57 AM

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ImNotPedophilia said:
I haven’t watch hentai or porn at all and I’m pretty mature myself.

Edit: I’m not planning on watching any hentai tbh
I just want to check how many cultured man (or woman) there is.

Watching hentai OR porn doesn't mean that you are getting mature. That's just a 'if-i-do-you-do' type of belief that others wanna throw at you.
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Apr 11, 2020 10:05 AM

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Not really ever on purpose, however when I was younger and browsing the Internet for some stuff I did stumble upon one or two and checked them out.
I watched only a few episodes - I was 15 and curious (Something about a super hero??? and she was fighting off people by trying not to orgasm? anyway dont remember what it was called or so but yea that was pretty much it)
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with that nick and signature that dude is either a troll or should seriously consider drinking some bleach... im disappointed that people are replying seriously to him
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I am an advocate of trying anything and everything. No matter if its good or bad, in one way or another it enriches my life.

Having watched hentai and porn, while not something to brag about, its an experience. And in my book any and every experience is essential in the growth of a person, no matter good or bad.
Apr 11, 2020 4:09 PM

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This is something i do everyday, is in my routine, don't know how many times i've rewatched Futabu!




Apr 11, 2020 4:29 PM

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If you don't see the "lewd" side of anime, you're watching it wrong!

Apr 11, 2020 6:51 PM

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Something to do "before you die"? If you're not watching hentai, have you really even been living in the first place?


What's the difference?
Apr 11, 2020 10:33 PM
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Lies.

LIES.

If you know about it, then you've watched it. Haha.
Apr 13, 2020 3:06 PM

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I can'answer this question but I can tell that watching Urotsukidôji's first OAVs is "one of 'hose things to do before" you stop consuming jap.animation
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