| I lived near the beach when I was about 5 until 7. During that time I thought that when my feet sunk in the "wet sand" by the waves, I was being eaten by the beach. I had no problem with "being eaten" but I would not let my parents near the water because I did not want them to sink in and be eaten. Do you have any weird beliefs you held as a kid that you can remember? |
 Leading biologist Scott Pitnick said: The bigger your 'nads, the smaller your brains |
| That women were as pure as the driven snow. Fuck you Disney. |
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| I come from a place where mystic plays a big part on daily lifes so there are a lot of my childhood beliefs that are passed through grneration and I find doesn't make any sense as I grow up. Some examples 1. If you are stepping on someone foot, you must let him stepping on yours in return or your mother will die. 2. If you eat until nothing left on your plate, you will get a beautiful wife. 3. If you sit on a pillow you'll get a boil on your butt. As I grow up, I understand that they all have depper massage. 1. Don't hurt others if you don't want to get hurt. 2. You must appreciate the food and people who make it. 3. You must sit equally with others. This is a reference to the proverb 'Berdiri sama tinggi, duduk sama rendah' that has a meaning of equality. |
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| your lifespan gets reduced if you peek at girls' bodies without their permission starring at poopoo is bad for your eyesight drinking milk makes you tall |
| Everything in life was guaranteed and there is no need to think or work hard as everything will fall nicely into place (e.g. start working immediately after graduation, get married effortlessly). |
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| As a child i was a retard, still am but in smaller quantity. I thought the "horsepower" of a car was a group of mini-horse inside the car. BlakexEkalb said: lol, remember this. Teachers and principals used this tactic to avoid those situations in school. although in the long term it was no use haha.Kissing=pregnant. I think we all thought that. |
| wasn't really a belief rather than just being a dumb, misinformed kid. when i was like 6 i knew my uncle was a veteran and was in a war when he was younger, and being an American, the most popular war that i knew about was the civil war (idk how it wasn't ww2), and so i thought my uncle was a civil war veteran and used to tell my other 6 year old friends about it. it wasn't until 2 years later that i had learned my uncle was clearly not 150+ years old. |
| That there would be candy in my uncle's basement. |
  YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE |
| When I was very young, I believed that Barney the dinosaur was real...but not scientifically accurate. |
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| I believed women were basically futa And the notion didn't disgust me, let us say |
| I used to believe I could be happy... |
| That staring at a TV for too long would give you square eyes. I used to think it would be cool to have square eyes so it actually increased my time spent watching TV. |
| My dad had me convinced I would be drafted into wwIII at 18 and killed on the battlefield. Cannonfodder is the word he used. |
OchimushaDec 15, 2019 2:08 AM
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BlakexEkalb said: I actually did not think that, but I thought having a girlfriend/boyfriend automatically meant you were pregnant.Kissing=pregnant. I think we all thought that. So would you say you went through the realization that girls do not have dicks? Maybe Freud was right after all... |
BakchosDec 15, 2019 4:00 AM
Leading biologist Scott Pitnick said: The bigger your 'nads, the smaller your brains |
| In primary school I believed if we said mean things or used bad language that the teachers would wash our mouths out with soap. I mean... that's what they told us so I had pretty good reason to believe it lol. Here's a really crazy one for you. I have no idea how old I was, but I have a pretty vivid memory of going in to the downstairs toilet (toilet room, bathroom, whatever) several times and, for several minutes at a time, standing up motionless with my trousers down imagining that aliens were telepathically telling me to do so because they were interested in looking at my dick. It feels really wierd to type that out and think about it. One can't be sure if it's actual memories or imagined shit because it's been proven we all have tons of false memories of our childhood. Either way I think I've always had a pretty wild imagination lol... |
| “In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.” -Friedrich Nietzsche Aggregate scoring is bad for the anime fandom |
Bakchos said: So would you say you went through the realization that girls do not have dicks? Maybe Freud was right after all... Yes, I would say so. What does this imply about me, Bakky? |
| Bakchos said: I see this is how the vore fetish manifests.I had no problem with "being eaten" I use to be religious, so that came with all kinds of weird things. I also used to think babies came from the mothers anus and were pooped out into the toilet. |
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BlakexEkalb said: Kissing=pregnant. I think we all thought that. hahahaha true, true............. |
| I thought pirates irl were like pirates portrayed in media like with patchy from Spongebob. I also believed Egypt was nothing, but a desert with almost no plants. |
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| I used to think that my mother had hidden cameras around my old house. I was like 7-8 at the time, and I had done something I wasn't supposed to: a few minutes later, my mom comes and asks me about it. When I asked her how she knew, she smiled and said she had cameras all over the place. Well, as we were moving, some 3 years later, I asked where they were. She seemed puzzled at first, then burst out laughing that she had just joked about it. Apparently, "mother's intuition" was how she knew. Not really weird, but funny lol. |
  Floating Around... "You're loved as deeply as the ocean reaches"  |
| I thought walls were just paint and nothing else |
^ This about made me pee. I used to think there was a disembodied hand living behind my grandparents deep freeze. I quit believing in Santa when I was 7, but the hand thing went on for a while longer than I’d care to admit. |
| That there was a hidden fourth Bowser boss in Mario 64. |
| I CELEBRATE myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you. |
...Yeah, I like pussy too much to go full incel. |
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MasterGlyth said: Bakchos said: I see this is how the vore fetish manifests.I had no problem with "being eaten" To each their own fetishes, man. At least I am not balloon guy. |
Leading biologist Scott Pitnick said: The bigger your 'nads, the smaller your brains |
Freshell said: Damn, Fresh. I wish to one day be as woke as you, fighting for intersex recognition since a kid. Bakchos said: So would you say you went through the realization that girls do not have dicks? Maybe Freud was right after all... Yes, I would say so. What does this imply about me, Bakky? |
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Kosmonaut said: Damn, Fresh. I wish to one day be as woke as you, fighting for intersex recognition since a kid. Yes. That's what I was doing. And me dreaming about muscular men showering at the gym as a kid was me recognizing the importance of good health and cleanliness. I was born very woke. Some people have to strive for it. I was just lucky. |
| not mine but a friend of mine's little brother. He thought that America is a native to black people just because Obama was the president. Had a good time mocking him back then. |
| Official account of the Eastern Roman Empire |
| I thought that one can walk on top of the clouds and that tanks could drive up the walls... |
  “The most shameless thing in the world is political power that can be inherited regardless of ability or talent!” |
| i thought having lights on in the car was illegal |
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baby said: ...don’t feel bad. I thought that until about 5 seconds ago. I’m googling this loli thought having lights on in the car was illegal |
| I thought that Ireland was a U.S. state for some reason, and that Native Americans came from India, hence why they were called Indians. I thought Mexico was nothing but desert and everyone wore sombreros and that they were all cowboys. Perhaps my weirdest belief was that T.V. shows were real but existed in alternative universes, and we were catching glimpses into the lives of real people who were unaware of us. |
| I believed that if i stayed in the bath for too long i'd turn into a fish. |
FlowersInTheRain said: FacelessVixen said: ...Yeah, I like pussy too much to go full incel. Are you a purple pill man too? Because that is what I am classed as. Okay, you've lost me with the pill thing. I haven't seen The Matrix enough times to remember which is which, and now I just have that song by D12 in my head. |
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FacelessVixen said: I pretty sure purple pill man is jargon from that weird ass Manosphere group.Okay, you've lost me with the pill thing. I haven't seen The Matrix enough times to remember which is which, and now I just have that song by D12 in my head. |
| that faith healing works well sort of since the placebo effect exist but its not reliable at all |
| I thought that kissing was sex. That movies were real events that took place and there just happened to be a camera there filming it. I also thought that women pushed babies out through their ass. |
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