| 1. Public sex. 2. Humping legal during martial arts. 3. Administrator access for every IP. |
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| You failed to account for wishing for infinite genies so I win. |
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| 1. A job with a salary of at least $70,000 per year. 2. A house with one room as a dedicated painting studio. 3. Bowflex. |
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| To elaborate on points 1 and 3: Public sex being open expression of sexuality in public, including nudity with no sexual activity, nudity with sexual activity, and any and all sex acts. Not restricted at all, as long as it's outdoors. There is no "thinking of the children." You are free to express sexuality outdoors. --- I am authorized to view and download the files on any computer in the world. Publishing secrets people don't want me to publish is still a crime, but I'm free to see everyone's secrets and use them privately. |
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| 1. Better job with better salary 2. Trip to LA. 3.Having a big garden |
| 1. 700 billion dollars, 50% gold, 50% cash that's completely tax free. 2. A large palace with a lush garden and a Victorian castle. 3. Cute maids, to tend the garden and take care of the palace. |
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| And yes, tax dollars would go towards keeping things sanitary. |
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| - omnipotence - invincibility - eternal happiness If I'm omnipotent, I can fulfill my own wishes, rather than being restricted on just three wishes. After that, I can wish for invincibility in order to not be eradicated and after that, for eternal happiness to never feel dread over existing permanently But for realistic wishes: - to not be forgotten - to be appreciated - that the ones I like do well |
| Immortality, but I could kill myself eventually if I wanted to Time travel powers. That would end up covering the money wish and others. Very high intellect to learn new things quickly. That's what I came up with little thought. These rules are very restrictive so you could do all sorts of out there things. |
 I can see you |
| honestly just a working theory of everything the ultimate goal of science if we have that then we can unlock all kinds of solutions especially when it comes to making strong AI (but hopefully we will not invent Ultron or Skynet) and nanotechnology to create the replicators to solve the scarcity problem of economics |
| To wish for a genie that will grant me infinite wishes and accompany me for all of eternity,cheating the system feels great! |
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| -Immortality -To be the God-Emperor of Mankind -For the world to have a infinite amount of resources |
| “Loddfafnir, listen to my counsel: You will fare well if you follow it, It will help you much if you heed it. If aware that another is wicked, say so: Make no truce or treaty with foes.” - Havamal 127 |
| 1. To be fluent in every existant language 2. A child 3. Being able to eat everything without gaining weight |
If life ain't just a joke Then why are we laughing? If life ain't just a joke Then why am I dead? |
| 1. Irresistible charm Everything I long for can be achieved with the help of it. |
  “The most shameless thing in the world is political power that can be inherited regardless of ability or talent!” |
I can give you this curse of mine. deg said: honestly just a working theory of everything What do you mean by working? A theory is what it is - a theory. |
RandomFriday said: deg said: honestly just a working theory of everything What do you mean by working? A theory is what it is - a theory. a scientific theory is different than just a theory that is the common misunderstanding about the two |
deg said: a scientific theory is different than just a theory that is the common misunderstanding about the two But scientific theory is still not a law, or am I understanding it wrong? A theory is more like an axiom. You just postulate something to be true, while the evidence may prove it wrong. |
RandomFriday said: deg said: a scientific theory is different than just a theory that is the common misunderstanding about the two But scientific theory is still not a law, or am I understanding it wrong? A theory is more like an axiom. You just postulate something to be true, while the evidence may prove it wrong. well you can read this bit from wiki https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theory_of_everything A theory of everything (TOE[1] or ToE), final theory, ultimate theory, or master theory is a hypothetical single, all-encompassing, coherent theoretical framework of physics that fully explains and links together all physical aspects of the universe.[2]:6 Finding a TOE is one of the major unsolved problems in physics. i doubt there will be a law of everything though considering if the multiverse is true then every universe got different laws of physics |
| 1. Enough money to never have to worry about it for the rest of my life. 2. Full mastery of all the human languages in the world. 3. Raise my IRL Luck stat to the highest rank possible. |
| 1. To be fluent in every language(looks like I'm not the only one who wants this.) 2. To have infinite money. 3. To never have to sleep. |
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| Almost 30 responses in and only one person so far has wished to free the genie, I'm very disappointed in all of you, clearly you learned nothing from Aladdin. But anyway my wishes would be 1. Free the genie 2. Realise that I lost my other 2 wishes because I already set the genie free |
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| [quote=Rolix message=58760141]- You cannot wish for more wishes. /quote]A Trillion Dollars. [US] Rolix said: A Perfect Waifu, since she doesnt exist as of now, I am not wishing for someone to fall in love, I want a person created explicitly for that purpose.- You cannot wish for anyone to fall in love with you Rolix said: I want to turn time back and RE-LIVE the last 18 or so years from the time of my highschool vacation starting.- You cannot wish to kill or bring back from the dead. |
Scud said: You failed to account for wishing for infinite genies so I win.
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 It is obvious that "obscenity" is not a term capable of exact legal definition; in the practice of the courts, it means "anything that shocks the magistrate". — Bertrand Russell |
| I wish to own an apartment so I never pay rent again. I wish to own a good business, not too big but profitable, that I can put my time and effort in. Since there is nothing more that I want I will give my last wish to someone else. |
 Leading biologist Scott Pitnick said: The bigger your 'nads, the smaller your brains |
Bobby2Hands said: Almost 30 responses in and only one person so far has wished to free the genie, I'm very disappointed in all of you, clearly you learned nothing from Aladdin. The only thing Aladdin taught me was that Disney remakes were a mistake. Also, I would never rub a gay-ass lamp. |
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| 1. Time manipulation 2. Instant learner 3. Health control |
~Spiritual Healing~  |
| 1. Absolute immortality, no natural factors can kill me, fatal wounds heal quickly, dismemberment, burning included. 2. Ability to control time. 3. Unmatched charismatic appeal. |
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| Probably some gay shit like "I wish everyone cooperated peacefully." Also shape shifting or maybe teleportation. At least one of my wishes would be completely selfish, lol. |
| the genie never said you can't wish for more wishes |
| 1. To become a hard worker in not just the things that appeal to me but also in manual labor and all the boring shit I must drudge through in my professional life. 2. To actually bother with my appearance and improve my looks. 3. Never have sleep issues ever again. This is it. |
| 1. Wish for a piece of paper. 2. Wish or a pen. *Writes everything I want to wish for on said piece of paper* 3. Wish for everything that is written in that piece of paper to become real. I'd list all my wishes, but MAL servers would implode. |
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| -BJ -kisses -oil massage LOL i read the title as "what if you had three wifes, what would you ask for?" |
| 1. The ability to control other's minds to make them obey me. 2. Reset everything back to 2010 with my memory still intact. 3. Change my gender. |
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| 1. For me a small device (about the size of my smartphone) that'll enable me to stop and play time at my will. It works only for me, it will never break/malfunction, there's no chance that other people could notice that they were stopped, it will cease when I cease existing, it lets me do what I want while time is stopped. Will make life of mine SO MUCH easier. 2. Everyone who has ever wronged/harmed me or the ones close and dear to me to get what they deserve by getting f#cked up by karma. 3. That's a tie between banning large-scale animal husbandry OR any and every kind of sexual abuse from the planet. 'Banning' as in 'it never existed, it does not exist and never will exist, anything related to it just goes *poof* and is completely unknown' Came up with those within a minute, take it with a grain of salt. |
SpectralFoxDec 9, 2019 1:51 PM
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| Most importantly, I would wish for eternal life. The other two wishes would be to get some sort of powers I guess. Like being able to fly maybe. |
| can dis sig fit |
| 1. 2 or 3 Hundred Billion Dollars 2. Rewrite my entire existence to what I want. I mean everything. 3. All the knowledge on the planet in my head. |
| More than enough money to live my life without working Know everything in the world (I'm sure that wont backfire sooner or later) No Game No Life season 2 |
| Official account of the Eastern Roman Empire |
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