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Jun 6, 2019 5:27 AM
#1
Your evil government declares war on Japan because it's evil, Japan wants to win it from inside, so they try to bribe you with anime BDs, manga volumes in your native language, dakimakura, animation cels made by your favs, uncensored hentai, sequels for the shows that never got one and all you can think anim stuff. Would you spy and be a traitor in your country for these weeb reasons? I would do it in a flash for that free BD anime quality and uncensored hentai. What are your reasons be the answer yes or no. Discuss. |
Jun 6, 2019 5:29 AM
#2
Under this current administration? Absolutely. Fuck the Republican party--gimme that sweet, sweet Chihayafuru 3 and new season of Ippo. |
This glorious signature image was created by @Mayumi! I am the Arbiter of Absolute Truth, and here is my wisdom: "Anime was always influenced by the West. This is not news. Shoujo is the superior genre primarily aimed at young people. Harem/isekai are lazy genres that refuse any meaningful innovation. There is no 'Golden Age.' There will always be top-shelf anime. You should be watching Carole & Tuesday." |
Jun 6, 2019 5:30 AM
#3
oh fuck yeah in a heartbeat without question. anime >>> my country |
rip. |
Jun 6, 2019 5:32 AM
#4
Sumimasen Mr. President, this is for a Purple Haze Feedback OVA |
Jun 6, 2019 5:33 AM
#5
Jun 6, 2019 5:42 AM
#6
I don't need bribes to betray my country. There's nothing to lose, nothing to gain and nothing to protect. I'd do it just because I'm bored. |
Jun 6, 2019 5:45 AM
#7
I would, especially if it means having more UC Gundam Shows. |
Jun 6, 2019 5:57 AM
#8
I'll do it for more Monogatari, more JOJO, and more Berserk (I hate hiatus) |
Jun 6, 2019 5:57 AM
#9
I would never do that but the officials of my country are so easily corruptible and it's secrets so transparent that nobody would ask me to do it. |
Jun 6, 2019 6:01 AM
#10
I would happily betray my country were it to declare war on another country for no good reason. Of course it remains of consideration how likely it is that I get caught. |
It is obvious that "obscenity" is not a term capable of exact legal definition; in the practice of the courts, it means "anything that shocks the magistrate". — Bertrand Russell |
Jun 6, 2019 6:03 AM
#11
Would gladly accept Free merchandise |
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Jun 6, 2019 6:04 AM
#12
No, I wouldn't. My country would bash me forever and I'd just be a plaything of the Japenese. But you say my country is evil. That makes things more complicated lol |
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Jun 6, 2019 6:08 AM
#13
consider me sold. I don't see why I wouldn't betray my country lol |
Jun 6, 2019 6:11 AM
#14
SMASH THAT YES BUTTON. Especially if they can wake up Nagaru Tanigawa from his long sleep and give me a wholesome uncensored hentai by Kyoto Animation and ufotable wìth good plot and epic battles. |
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Jun 6, 2019 6:11 AM
#15
lol good joke m8 canada starting up a war haha what an imaginative thing to imagine |
I'm also filled with pure-hearted ulterior motives. |
Jun 6, 2019 6:12 AM
#16
What is this retarded topic and what are these retarded responses |
Jun 6, 2019 6:12 AM
#17
No because there only one country for the Jews (I can't trust the gentiles) so even if the government is evil I couldn't betray my fellow Jews |
Living in a middle of a ruined world |
Jun 6, 2019 6:15 AM
#18
>uncensored hentai im sold i will betray my country for good if that is the case and there is a difference between nationalism and patriotism (and i hate nationalism) |
Jun 6, 2019 6:16 AM
#19
More uncensored hentai with more high-quality hentai is enough for me. |
"というわけで。待望の、体 操 服! でっあ~る。祭りであれば、余も着飾ってはいられぬと用意したが……うむ! 心身ともに軽くなったようだ。どうだ? 似合っているであろう、マスター?" - Random Quote From Internet by Saber Nero |
Jun 6, 2019 6:18 AM
#20
No I won't betray my country for anime but I will if given lots of money. With huge money I can choose not to work and buy anime,games and manga. |
Jun 6, 2019 6:25 AM
#21
Holybaptiser said: lol good joke m8 canada starting up a war haha what an imaginative thing to imagine Let's say Japan insults ice hockey and everything related to it. Theoderic said: No, I wouldn't. My country would bash me forever and I'd just be a plaything of the Japenese. But you say my country is evil. That makes things more complicated lol You sound suspicious, are you Hungarian? |
Jun 6, 2019 6:33 AM
#22
I would've betray my country even if the enemy was Uganda and the reward was two buckets of rocks. |
Jun 6, 2019 6:34 AM
#23
If the UK ever declared war on somebody, I'd probably move somewhere else anyway. I've always wanted to visit Turkey, fuck let's go |
Jun 6, 2019 6:38 AM
#24
Jun 6, 2019 6:44 AM
#25
How would being Hungarian make me suspicious? No, I am not. And what do you mean when you say suspicious? |
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Jun 6, 2019 6:52 AM
#26
I would want Japan to win, for sure. I have no shame in admitting my weeb level basically makes me a Japanese nationalist. I think Japan is the best country in the world. Even though their mainstream society / culture is still messed up but in different ways than most other countries, this is a place which gave birth to a subculture as amazing as Otaku to exist. So they are doing something right. However... Betraying my country sounds risky. I would need a lot more than offered here. Most of the stuff listed I can buy myself, I'm not interested in uncensored hentai or manga in my own language (much rather keep learning Japanese until I can read natively). Only appealing thing you offer is sequel seasons to anime and it's just not enough to risk being locked up for treason. Offer me 1B Yen and Japanese citizenship and you have a deal. |
“In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.” -Friedrich Nietzsche Aggregate scoring is bad for the anime fandom |
Jun 6, 2019 6:53 AM
#27
Jun 6, 2019 6:58 AM
#28
Lmao best thread I ever saw on MAL. Yes I would, but we have to go over that "native language" shit. |
"This emotion is mine alone. It is for Madoka alone." - Homura or how I would descripe Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica. |
Jun 6, 2019 7:04 AM
#29
Jun 6, 2019 7:12 AM
#30
Give me money. I'm not interested in their hentai anime. |
Jun 6, 2019 7:13 AM
#31
I would betray my country for free, and nothing to do with being a weeb. |
Jun 6, 2019 7:13 AM
#32
You made it easy by saying my country is evil. It's easy to rationalize betraying an evil government. Now if it were Japan that's evil... Would I spy for an evil government for anime? I'm badass in this fantasy so I'm going to say yes. |
Jun 6, 2019 7:14 AM
#33
I would do anything for another opm webcomic update, more berserk, the end of, hxh, vinland Saga, kindgdom, and Uchuu Kyoudai. |
Jun 6, 2019 7:18 AM
#35
the awesomeness of anime aside with how woke the west seems to be getting, at least media wise, i think many of us would |
Jun 6, 2019 7:21 AM
#36
operationvalkyri said: You made it easy by saying my country is evil. It's easy to rationalize betraying an evil government. Now if it were Japan that's evil... Would I spy for an evil government for anime? I'm badass in this fantasy so I'm going to say yes. You've earned my respect xShinigami3125 said: I would do anything for another opm webcomic update, more berserk, the end of, hxh, vinland Saga, kindgdom, and Uchuu Kyoudai. And more Teruhashi right... |
Jun 6, 2019 7:22 AM
#37
Catalano said: operationvalkyri said: You made it easy by saying my country is evil. It's easy to rationalize betraying an evil government. Now if it were Japan that's evil... Would I spy for an evil government for anime? I'm badass in this fantasy so I'm going to say yes. You've earned my respect xShinigami3125 said: I would do anything for another opm webcomic update, more berserk, the end of, hxh, vinland Saga, kindgdom, and Uchuu Kyoudai. And more Teruhashi right... I am honestly not sure, they might ruin her godlike perfectness, but otherwise yea obviously. |
Jun 6, 2019 7:34 AM
#38
i would do it for a place to live free rent free food free web and all the anime/games i would ever want to play |
Jun 6, 2019 7:37 AM
#39
Jun 6, 2019 7:39 AM
#40
Robinne said: Yeah exactly, tell us.What is this retarded topic and what are these retarded responses Abracadabra30 |
"The problem with defining even an aspect of your personality by something that you like, is that criticism of that product appears to you to be criticism of you personally. I find it to be a very harmful attitude, [...] you can't rationally discuss a product because you've started to define yourself by its very existence." John Bain |
Jun 6, 2019 8:51 AM
#41
Jun 6, 2019 9:14 AM
#42
Catalano said: Considering there will be no more Japan in 30-50 years due to low birthrate what would be the point?Your evil government declares war on Japan because it's evil, Japan wants to win it from inside, so they try to bribe you with anime BDs, manga volumes in your native language, dakimakura, animation cels made by your favs, uncensored hentai, sequels for the shows that never got one and all you can think anim stuff. Would you spy and be a traitor in your country for these weeb reasons? I would do it in a flash for that free BD anime quality and uncensored hentai. What are your reasons be the answer yes or no. Discuss. |
Jun 6, 2019 9:17 AM
#43
nightcrawlercyp said: Catalano said: Considering there will be no more Japan in 30-50 years due to low birthrate what would be the point?Your evil government declares war on Japan because it's evil, Japan wants to win it from inside, so they try to bribe you with anime BDs, manga volumes in your native language, dakimakura, animation cels made by your favs, uncensored hentai, sequels for the shows that never got one and all you can think anim stuff. Would you spy and be a traitor in your country for these weeb reasons? I would do it in a flash for that free BD anime quality and uncensored hentai. What are your reasons be the answer yes or no. Discuss. Japan will survive...when they finally realize being socially conservative is the self-destruct button they've been trying to deactivate for so long, and finally open themselves up to immigrants to keep that economy going. Oh, and kill their draconian workplace policies, too. |
This glorious signature image was created by @Mayumi! I am the Arbiter of Absolute Truth, and here is my wisdom: "Anime was always influenced by the West. This is not news. Shoujo is the superior genre primarily aimed at young people. Harem/isekai are lazy genres that refuse any meaningful innovation. There is no 'Golden Age.' There will always be top-shelf anime. You should be watching Carole & Tuesday." |
Jun 6, 2019 9:18 AM
#44
I wouldn't betray my country for some anime BDs (as much as I love anime). If I honestly believed that what they do is evil I might do it on moral grounds, but that's about it. Generally I wouldn't want to betray the trust I have been given (politicians betraying trust of their voters is one of my biggest issues with current politics, I wouldn't want to be the same). |
Jun 6, 2019 9:30 AM
#45
Zelkiiro said: I doubt it. The appearance of the beautiful ones signals the final phase. And the problem is not being socially conservative. Problem is empowered women do not have children. Taking women's privileges is the only solution but they will never do it. Both SE Asia and W Europe are doomed.nightcrawlercyp said: Catalano said: Your evil government declares war on Japan because it's evil, Japan wants to win it from inside, so they try to bribe you with anime BDs, manga volumes in your native language, dakimakura, animation cels made by your favs, uncensored hentai, sequels for the shows that never got one and all you can think anim stuff. Would you spy and be a traitor in your country for these weeb reasons? I would do it in a flash for that free BD anime quality and uncensored hentai. What are your reasons be the answer yes or no. Discuss. Japan will survive...when they finally realize being socially conservative is the self-destruct button they've been trying to deactivate for so long, and finally open themselves up to immigrants to keep that economy going. Oh, and kill their draconian workplace policies, too. |
Jun 6, 2019 9:37 AM
#46
nightcrawlercyp said: Problem is empowered women do not have children. Taking women's privileges is the only solution but they will never do it. Both SE Asia and W Europe are doomed. Doesn't seem to be a problem in the Nordic countries, where women are empowered and yet childbearing is incentivized with 3+ months of paid maternity leave, resulting in both a steady birthrate and higher quality of life for all involved. So, uhh...no. Don't commit human rights violations. |
This glorious signature image was created by @Mayumi! I am the Arbiter of Absolute Truth, and here is my wisdom: "Anime was always influenced by the West. This is not news. Shoujo is the superior genre primarily aimed at young people. Harem/isekai are lazy genres that refuse any meaningful innovation. There is no 'Golden Age.' There will always be top-shelf anime. You should be watching Carole & Tuesday." |
Jun 6, 2019 9:42 AM
#47
Zelkiiro said: 1. Voting is not a human right 2.In my country they have 2 years paid maternal leave what's your point? The age for a woman to have babies is between 16 and 30 and she needs 3 years per baby. If she goes to college and has a career is matematically impossible to have enough babies.3. They still do not reach replacement levels in nordic countries.nightcrawlercyp said: Problem is empowered women do not have children. Taking women's privileges is the only solution but they will never do it. Both SE Asia and W Europe are doomed. Doesn't seem to be a problem in the Nordic countries, where women are empowered and yet childbearing is incentivized with 3+ months of paid maternity leave, resulting in both a steady birthrate and higher quality of life for all involved. So, uhh...no. Don't commit human rights violations. |
Jun 6, 2019 9:48 AM
#48
nightcrawlercyp said: Zelkiiro said: 1. Voting is not a human right 2.In my country they have 2 years paid maternal leave what's your point? The age for a woman to have babies is between 16 and 30 and she needs 3 years per baby. If she goes to college and has a career is matematically impossible to have enough babies.3. They still do not reach replacement levels in nordic countries.nightcrawlercyp said: Problem is empowered women do not have children. Taking women's privileges is the only solution but they will never do it. Both SE Asia and W Europe are doomed. Doesn't seem to be a problem in the Nordic countries, where women are empowered and yet childbearing is incentivized with 3+ months of paid maternity leave, resulting in both a steady birthrate and higher quality of life for all involved. So, uhh...no. Don't commit human rights violations. ...You're seriously proposing the idea that women are inferior beings who cannot be allowed to vote? That their only purpose is to be broodmares for the state? |
This glorious signature image was created by @Mayumi! I am the Arbiter of Absolute Truth, and here is my wisdom: "Anime was always influenced by the West. This is not news. Shoujo is the superior genre primarily aimed at young people. Harem/isekai are lazy genres that refuse any meaningful innovation. There is no 'Golden Age.' There will always be top-shelf anime. You should be watching Carole & Tuesday." |
Jun 6, 2019 9:54 AM
#49
We had to fight Viet Kong before. This time i'll be for it since we're fighting for anime!! but the country that i'm in (USA) they seem to be for anime. Zelkiiro said: Honestly can't wait for chihyafuru 3. funny how this is the series that got me into "sports anime"Under this current administration? Absolutely. Fuck the Republican party--gimme that sweet, sweet Chihayafuru 3 and new season of Ippo. |
“The world is full of nice people. If you can't find one, be one.” ― Nishan Panwar 8=D ~ O: |
Jun 6, 2019 9:58 AM
#50
nightcrawlercyp said: Zelkiiro said: 1. Voting is not a human right 2.In my country they have 2 years paid maternal leave what's your point? The age for a woman to have babies is between 16 and 30 and she needs 3 years per baby. If she goes to college and has a career is matematically impossible to have enough babies.3. They still do not reach replacement levels in nordic countries.nightcrawlercyp said: Problem is empowered women do not have children. Taking women's privileges is the only solution but they will never do it. Both SE Asia and W Europe are doomed. Doesn't seem to be a problem in the Nordic countries, where women are empowered and yet childbearing is incentivized with 3+ months of paid maternity leave, resulting in both a steady birthrate and higher quality of life for all involved. So, uhh...no. Don't commit human rights violations. How exactly does voting stop women from having babies though? And I think that in democratic society that should be essentially basic human, or better said citizen, right. Otherwise it's not a rule of majority. I would say that one line reveals more about your motivations than you can cover up with your economic arguments (which at least make some sense). But I don't think that empowerment itself is an issue. Current issue with birthrates is mostly caused due to lack of incentives to have babies compared to continuous working. Besides with economy as it is now, it's often impossible for single person to provide for a family either. I think that's having a lot more of an effect than empowerment. I don't really see how going backwards is in any way going to help our society. |
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