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Oct 30, 2018 12:11 AM

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I’m not sure if they have the right stuff. If you know what I mean.

What do they feel and smell like?

Who is best girl?
 
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Oct 30, 2018 1:10 AM

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I like to think so.

Probably normal like the rest of us, going by audience in the series.

Not sure
 
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Oct 30, 2018 1:49 AM

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As long as they are wearing make-up then we could work something out. I'll just have to hold my nose.
 
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Oct 30, 2018 4:41 AM

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I usually prefer girls without make-up. But I confess that in this situation a bit of make-up do nothing wrong.

I hope she would just not get sad and say that nobody like her real body. Because I don't want to pretend that I'm into zombies.
 
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Oct 30, 2018 4:50 AM

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Of course. Some of the most attractive undead ever in anime.
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Oct 30, 2018 5:35 AM

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Heart is telling me: yes, in every form (especially with make up),
BUT
mind is stopping me from voting and,
for the first time in my life,
I am seriously in mental pain on this question
 
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Oct 30, 2018 5:44 AM
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This topic is lowbrow enough for me. I'm in.

Even without makeup would do me. Yugiri's decapitation scar is sexy and Junko's patchwork skin is adorable.

And then there's Ai... I'd probably fuck a sheep if it had Taneda Risa's voice.
 
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Oct 30, 2018 6:45 AM

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I think this will answer the question: "What does make Yamada Tae a Legendary one?" I suposse her detachable head helps a lot too.
 
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Oct 30, 2018 6:58 AM

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Probably not. Anime aesthetics make them look cute even in zombie form, but when they accentuate their details for the funny / creepy scenes, they look quite bad.

It would be especially bad down there for the above reason, and for the fact that I don't think tatsumi applies makeup everywhere.



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Oct 30, 2018 2:50 PM

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I would've def bang them (with consent, obviously). Death is just end of life after all.
 
Oct 30, 2018 2:56 PM

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hmm, another branch necrophilia, sir you have a fine taste.
 
Oct 30, 2018 11:04 PM
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Tapertrain said:
I’m not sure if they have the right stuff. If you know what I mean.

What do they feel and smell like?

Who is best girl?


Sakura-chan absolutely! But Junko-chan have a cute voice too, especially when her get embarassed and when her singing, kyunnn!
 
Nov 1, 2018 12:22 AM
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Id fuck the girls with long hair yeah without make up
the other girls are cute either with or without make up I guess but dont find them sexually attractive so will pass on them
 
Nov 1, 2018 8:17 AM

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Deknijff said:
Id fuck the girls with long hair yeah without make up
the other girls are cute either with or without make up I guess but dont find them sexually attractive so will pass on them


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Nov 1, 2018 8:26 AM

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Anything with hole is fuckable.
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Nov 1, 2018 9:22 AM

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If you never sniffed a dead, rotten cunt you are not a real man. Just a sissy boy. Go somewhere else you closeminded pleb!
 
Nov 1, 2018 12:17 PM
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Tapertrain said:
Deknijff said:
Id fuck the girls with long hair yeah without make up
the other girls are cute either with or without make up I guess but dont find them sexually attractive so will pass on them
If your sex life was anything like mine you couldn’t afford to.
Implying I even have a sex life
or does watching porn and hentai almost all day count as a sex life?
 
Nov 1, 2018 12:25 PM
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irl NO.

anime wise I'm not sure..

no lewd pls
 
Nov 1, 2018 12:29 PM

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I seem to forget that the internet is a dark place.... why ohh why
 
Nov 1, 2018 12:51 PM

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They're all under aged. Also, necrophilia is greatly frowned upon in most societies.
 
Nov 1, 2018 12:55 PM

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I've banged worse looking girls.
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Nov 1, 2018 1:52 PM

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Kidlike101 said:
They're all under aged.


Nah, most of them have been dead for decades!

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Also, necrophilia is greatly frowned upon in most societies.


*looks around at us anime fans*
*snort-laugh*
 
Nov 1, 2018 1:56 PM
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Nov 1, 2018 1:57 PM

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Kidlike101 said:
They're all under aged. Also, necrophilia is greatly frowned upon in most societies.


Seriously though they most of them are 17.18.19. I'm 19 years old. They are also fictional characters.
 
Nov 1, 2018 4:49 PM

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No Yes with or without make up option?

Meh poll

1/10
 
Nov 1, 2018 5:19 PM

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Lairucrem said:
No Yes with or without make up option?

Meh poll

1/10



This is somthing only a sex-haver would say.-
 
Nov 1, 2018 8:13 PM

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Kidlike101 said:
They're all under aged. Also, necrophilia is greatly frowned upon in most societies.


True...but they're not dead. Just undead! Why should only vampires be able to have hot sexy times? I think zombies deserve their day in the sun...........(although hot sun + rotting flesh....maybe not.)

Anyway these zombies seem to have no problems with pretty much every traditional issue that might be a turnoff so I vote that they're definitely fuckable.

As for age...just use the same rule as lolicons use with vampires and add the number of years they've been dead to their age at death. Easy!
 
Nov 1, 2018 11:10 PM

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Yes with or without make up, as long as their body can sustain the "impact" without breaking into pieces
 
Nov 2, 2018 7:12 AM
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What a shameful number of comments XD

Well my answer is NO.
 
Nov 10, 2018 8:10 PM

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Quality shit post.

I think I'll fuck some of them. I really like Mizuno Ai. Her boyish attitude is sexy. I want to fuck her and listen to her moan in euphoria. I'm pretty sure shes going to love my BDSM on her.
 
Nov 10, 2018 9:42 PM
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Just use a condom when fucking zombies. I mean, it's bodily fluids that cause infection right?

Either that or have a drug that cures it on hand and bareback. The Risk of turning into a Zombie makes it even hotter.
 
Nov 10, 2018 11:21 PM

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Well, if you want head from any of them, you're literally going to get a head.
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Nov 17, 2018 7:00 PM

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YES
YES
YES

They're like a living sexdoll

 
Nov 20, 2018 1:38 PM

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Yes. That's also the reason they created a porn parody of The Walking Dead.
 
Nov 26, 2018 2:31 PM

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Why not, put a bag over her head if she's that unattractive.
I only watched the rap scene.
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Nov 27, 2018 10:33 AM

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Catalano said:
Why not, put a bag over her head if she's that unattractive.
I only watched the rap scene.


That’s rude. You should respect our waifu’s.
 
Dec 8, 2018 12:59 PM

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Of course. Some of the most attractive undead ever in anime.
 
Dec 8, 2018 1:00 PM
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Honestly as soon as I saw them with normal skin I had some weird-ass fantasies.
 
Dec 8, 2018 1:01 PM

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yeah i'm only here for that edo-era hooker

she can ara ara ma~ ma~ me all day man
 
Dec 8, 2018 5:32 PM

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Kidlike101 said:
They're all under aged. Also, necrophilia is greatly frowned upon in most societies.


Thought they were all 18 and up except for Lily and Ai
 
Dec 8, 2018 7:50 PM

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If they weren't, y'know, dead, I would go with Yuugiri and Sakura. But rotten flesh is kind of a deal breaker for me, sorry.


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Dec 8, 2018 7:58 PM

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Well at least one of them isn't
 
Dec 8, 2018 10:05 PM

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Yes, they'ree are, even the trap and the dumb ass Tae
 
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Kidlike101 said:
They're all under aged. Also, necrophilia is greatly frowned upon in most societies.
Yeah, in my country necrophilia is punishable by death. But here's food for thought: hypothetically, if I were to fuck a zombie, get arrested and executed, would my zombie self be a necrophile for fucking the other zombie further?
 
Dec 10, 2018 11:32 PM

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Considering how they dont seem to suffer the same issues that typical zombie tropes present: They dont seem to smell, and they bathe. They dont rot in the sun. They eat regular food. They dont appear to decay at all...I'd say they're fair game.

Really it's just like they were dead and resuscitated and the zombie parts are for comedic affect. Completely opposite of say Sankarea where being a zombie was filled with struggles.

Best girl? Well idk. It's a 3 way tie for me. Yugiri for general sex appeal, Sakura for the well rounded big tittied girl, and Ai because Risa Taneda.
 
Dec 13, 2018 12:13 PM

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Cold, smelly, rotting... You'd have better chances in a brothel, in Nigerian slums.
 
Dec 13, 2018 12:44 PM

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Maybe if they also use Makeup DOWN THERE kek

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Dec 20, 2018 5:26 PM

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Urrgh this communtiy never ceases to amaze me on how weird and bad it is with these threads...
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Dec 20, 2018 5:48 PM
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Big no for me. Just cos they're cute anime girls doesn't mean its ok to stuff your dick up a corpse. Not like its widely accepted to want to stuff a dick up an anime character in the first place, but none of us here should be against that if we're on this site anyway.
 
Dec 20, 2018 7:11 PM

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Well, other than Lily for obvious reasons, I'm a bit conflicted. With or without makeup depends on the perspective. Will I see them as the cute anime zombie girls that they normally look like without makeup on, or will I see them the way every other human sees them, as horrific, decaying corpses? To err on the side of caution, I'd probably say with makeup.

But in truth, I probably wouldn't fuck them anyway. They're too precious and innocent and I just love them all in a completely platonic way. I want to give them big hugs, especially Tae. So that's a no from me. Not because they're zombies (because like other people have brought up, they don't seem to show many signs of regular zombie issues), but because they're too pure for this world. Go Franchouchou!
 
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