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Oct 24, 2018 7:28 PM
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You've been arrested for a heinous (or ridiculous) crime and are being shoved into a police car.
As the officer closes the door, they ask "why did you do it"? How will you answer?


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Poster 1: You've been arrested for stealing sheep, why did you do it?
Poster 2: I was out of laundry so I needed the wool to make a sweater.
You've been arrested for stealing a car, why did you do it?
Poster 3: I needed a ride, but I didn't have money for an Uber.
Youve been arrested for eating jelly beans, why did you do it?


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CountingCloudsNov 7, 2018 11:28 PM
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Nov 7, 2018 7:08 PM
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You've been arrested for shaving a cat, why did you do it?
Nov 7, 2018 9:07 PM
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Because I wanted to gift bloodfire00 a pair of cat ears for his forum avatar.
Nov 7, 2018 11:29 PM
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You've been arrested for dancing in the middle of the street, why did you do it?
Nov 8, 2018 9:04 AM
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Because the Hime forced me too

You've been arrested for stealing my shoe, why did you do it?
Nov 8, 2018 7:51 PM
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Because I needed something to make my house smell bad :p

You've been arrested for picking your nose, why did you do it?
Nov 8, 2018 11:02 PM
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Because I heard 1kg of booger can be exchanged into 1g of gold?

You've been arrested for buying booger, why did you do it?
You've been arrested for picking flower from the roadside, why did you do it?
CoranieNov 9, 2018 7:01 AM
Nov 9, 2018 9:00 AM
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Oct 2015
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To make Yumejihime's house smell better

You've been arrested for stealing a Youkai's mask, why did you do it?
Nov 9, 2018 7:46 PM
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because someone said i can sell it for a million dollars in black market

you've been arrested for staring people for 3 days long, why did you do it?



“That weekend the city blushed with a great heat wave but on
Monday it rained, cooling the ache in the street’s burn.”
― Daniel Amory, Minor Snobs
Nov 9, 2018 9:06 PM

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Oct 2015
11805
Because they were all Youkai in disguise.

You've been arrested for stealing someone's laundry, why did you do it?
Nov 10, 2018 12:10 AM

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Oct 2009
11094
Because I need a new costume to attend youkai party.

You've been arrested for selling expired Ben-To, why did you do it?
Nov 10, 2018 8:01 AM

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Oct 2015
11805
Because I needed to pay my medical bills.

You've been arrested for drinking my lemonade, why did you do it?
Nov 10, 2018 10:12 AM

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Jan 2014
16259
Because it looked fresh. :)

You've been arrested for eating all my Oreos. Why did you do it?
Nov 10, 2018 12:24 PM
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Feb 2017
800
Because I need to stock up fat for winter.

You've been arrested for sinking a ship. Why did you do it?
Nov 10, 2018 10:07 PM

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Oct 2009
11094
Because I want people to pay more attention to my ship. :p

You've been arrested for summoning Orochimaru. Why did you do it?
Nov 11, 2018 4:19 AM

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21881
ok hey man, i really needed answers on my exam and i needed a bud to help out.

you've been arrested for robbing a child of their candy. why did you do it?
Nov 11, 2018 5:55 AM

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Oct 2015
11805
Because candy, I need no reason to steal candy

You've been arrested for training a squirrel army. Why did you do it?
Nov 11, 2018 9:01 AM

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Because they were fighting the pigeons. D:<

You've been arrested for vandalizing the mall with anime graffiti. (xd) Why did you do it?
Nov 11, 2018 9:04 AM
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Because I hate the mall and I want to see them try to wash off all that gay hentai.

you've been arrested for blasting you stereo with the same song for 5 hours. why did you do it?
Nov 11, 2018 10:30 AM

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Oct 2015
11805
Because the rest of the world needs to appreciate obsession

You've been arrested for watching hentai on a plane. why did you do it?
Nov 11, 2018 12:24 PM

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Jun 2015
21881
i was bored and i didnt have anything else downloaded on my computer

you've been arrested for stealing ten thousand koi fish. why did you do it?
Nov 11, 2018 12:37 PM
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Feb 2017
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So I could slaughter them for my cat army to eat.

You've been arrested for wearing a collar and pretending to be a dog in the park. why did you do it?
Nov 11, 2018 1:04 PM

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Oct 2015
11805
I was trying to find a catgirl

You've been arrested for jumping out of a window. why did you do it?
Nov 11, 2018 1:55 PM

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Jun 2015
21881
i thought i was a kite for a brief moment and wanted to fly.

you've been arrested for stealing $1500 worth of scissors. why did you do it?
Nov 11, 2018 2:23 PM

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Jan 2014
16259
I thought it was a good deal.

You've been arrested for making a fake callout about Wamart owning a pet zoo. Why did you do it?
Nov 11, 2018 2:50 PM

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Oct 2015
11805
What, they don't own a petting zoo?

You've been arrested for swimming in pudding. Why did you do it?
Nov 11, 2018 3:51 PM

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21881
well, i didnt have a working shower and that was my best alternative. it was just right there!

you've been arrested for smashing a table. why did you do it?
Nov 11, 2018 11:09 PM

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Oct 2009
11094
I was training karate chop.

You've been arrested for gambling with your life. Why did you do it?
Nov 12, 2018 4:54 AM

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Oct 2015
11805
I wanted the bucket of chicken that was the prize.

You've been arrested for selling bootleg J-pop. Why did you do it?
Nov 12, 2018 7:25 AM

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Jun 2015
21881
i needed some money for college, gotta pay tuition somehow.

you've been arrested for burning a house down. why did you do it?
Nov 12, 2018 4:52 PM

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Oct 2015
11805
I was just trying to make smores.

You've been arrested for hacking MAL. Why did you do it?
Nov 12, 2018 6:09 PM

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Jun 2015
21881
i just wanted to see the bbc code for everyones cool profiles!

you've been arrested for stealing a bunch of narwhals. why did you do it?
Nov 13, 2018 12:08 AM

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Oct 2009
11094
Gotta catch 'em all ~~

You've been arrested for swapping salt with sugar in the kitchen. Why did you do it?
Nov 13, 2018 10:26 AM

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Oct 2015
11805
Sugar makes everything taste better

You've been arrested for abducting the princess. Why did you do it?
Nov 13, 2018 10:36 AM

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Jan 2014
16259
I needed to get into my full browser gamer mode.

You've been arrested for distributing anime in public. Why did you do it?
Nov 13, 2018 9:56 PM

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Oct 2009
11094
I'm trying to create a cultured society lmao

You've been arrested for stealing cucumbers. Why did you do it?
Nov 13, 2018 10:10 PM

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21881
well you see, i needed the cucumbers to see if they'd replace worms as bait so i can fish.

you've been arrested for illegally downloading music. why did you do it?
Nov 14, 2018 10:18 AM

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11805
I didn't know people paid for music

You've been arrested for riding a dog. Why did you do it?
Nov 14, 2018 3:55 PM

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Jun 2015
21881
i didnt have a horse and needed to get somewhere

you've been arrested for breaking into a mall. why did you do it?
Nov 14, 2018 9:51 PM

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11094
I was just trying to make a flashy entrance into the mall, definitely not trying to break in. q__q

You trying to break into a rich person's house knowing that nobody will pass by the place for one whole day. But you've been arrested because you got stuck in chimney for 3 days. Why did you choose to go through the chimney?
Nov 14, 2018 9:53 PM

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well you see, the thing is, i thought the chimney would be clean since rich people seem to be the only ones to use chimneys. but it ended up being dusty and blocked and i almost died of ash intake ;-;

you've been arrested for tripping a guy named roman and then yelling "the empire has fallen". why did you use such a horrible pun?
Nov 15, 2018 1:13 PM

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11805
I'm offended, I'm proud of that pun. It has been based done in my family for generations.

You've been arrested for impersonating a koala bear. Why did you do it?
Nov 15, 2018 3:34 PM

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i intended to gain another koala bears trust and kidnap it obviously

you've been arrested for filling the entire bag with chips, instead of leaving some air in it. why did you do it?
Nov 17, 2018 9:08 AM

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Oct 2015
11805
Because air doesn't taste good.

You've been arrested for stealing my last pocky. Why did you do it?
Nov 17, 2018 9:46 AM

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21881
i wanted to attempt the pocky challenge with myself

you've been arrested for stealing my manga collection. why did you do it?
Nov 17, 2018 11:23 PM

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Oct 2009
11094
Because winter is cold and I need something to burn. xD

You've been arrested for idolizing titan as a god. Why did you do it?
Nov 18, 2018 10:21 AM

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Jun 2015
21881
it wasnt my fault, i showed up for what i thought was a fanclub meeting but was dragged into a cult.

you've been arrested for trying to become a magical girl. why did you do it?
Nov 18, 2018 10:53 PM

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Mahou Shoujo Ore taught me I could become one if I shout out the name of my love. So I was scammed?? D':

You've been arrested for setting up traps in front of your house. Why did you do it?
Nov 19, 2018 12:46 PM

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Oct 2015
11805
To catch a panda youkai

You've been arrested because you slapped a squirrel. Why did you do it?
Nov 19, 2018 1:10 PM

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21881
he was trying to steal the nuts off of my trees

you've been arrested for making too many waffles. why did you do it?
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