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Oct 3, 2018 4:10 AM

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You disgust me, you always say that you would love to have a cute Yandere girl but when push comes to shove you won't do it.

I bet you don't even want to be stuck in her basement spending every single morning and evening with her and only her.
I bet you don't want her to put a chastity belt on you to make sure she's the only one receiving your sperm.
I bet you don't want to form a suicide pact with her once the police finds out and there is no way out.
I bet you won't run away from your previous life to some backwards country just to get away from the police.
I bet you won't help her get rid of a body.
I bet you won't assist her in the killing of one of your loved ones.
I bet you don't want to be stuck in the house for all eternity, spending your time happily with your crazy yet loveable family.
I bet you won't help your Yandere Daughter/Son kidnap the one they Love.
I bet you would be happy once your previous Yandere gf who is now your Yandere wife tells you she has not much time to live.
I bet you won't be willing to jump off the hospital building with her once it looks like she's about to die.
I bet you won't kiss her one last time mid fall.

You are a LIAR and you make me SICK.
SUPER CUTIE SUPER STAR
 
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Oct 3, 2018 4:12 AM

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You greatly underestimate my crippling loneliness
 
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Oct 3, 2018 4:15 AM
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I think all the extreme masochists out there would disagree with you.
 
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Oct 3, 2018 4:17 AM

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You don't know my utter desperation to claim every waifus in every series.
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Did you like the sister sandwich for dinner?
Or perhaps it was too sweet,
that you want more vanilla in the morning.
I'll put extra cream just for you.
Now it eat well, we still have more desserts.
 
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Oct 3, 2018 4:19 AM
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Fuck Yandere. Tsundere is Life. Best waifu Material ever.
 
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Oct 3, 2018 4:23 AM
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I see you're underestimating sadists... I really like yanderes. They are way better than most tsunderes.
 
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Oct 3, 2018 4:25 AM

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Frroku said:
Fuck Yandere. Tsundere is Life. Best waifu Material ever.

Fuck Tsundere. Yandere is Life. Best waifu Material ever.
 
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Oct 3, 2018 4:26 AM

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I want a real dyke, fuck Tsunderes they're all bottoms


 
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Oct 3, 2018 4:36 AM

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It doesn't matter to me I'll take anything I can.
 
Oct 3, 2018 4:38 AM
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Plathyst said:
Frroku said:
Fuck Yandere. Tsundere is Life. Best waifu Material ever.

Fuck Tsundere. Yandere is Life. Best waifu Material ever.


Apparently your Taste is shit. I feel bad for you Boi
 
Oct 3, 2018 4:46 AM

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You underestimate the crushing loneliness of some people.
Go read the One Punch Man manga please, this awful adaptation by JC Staff is a disgrace.
 
Oct 3, 2018 5:07 AM

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Is there someone who actually says they want a yandere girlfriend??



weetI guess, as long as I have life, all I can do is fight with all my might.
 
Oct 3, 2018 5:07 AM

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I don't want a yandere tho, I just want a really lovey and clingy deredere
 
Oct 3, 2018 5:08 AM

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Yandere is lovely, I'd pick one any day over tsundere. Why won't you love a yandere?
 
Oct 3, 2018 5:12 AM

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haha the joke is on you im a masochist and a giant degenerate
 
Oct 3, 2018 5:18 AM

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No, I'm not lying when I said I want a Yandere gf.
 
Oct 3, 2018 5:30 AM

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excuse me but I don’t want a yandere girlfriend lol
 
Oct 3, 2018 5:33 AM

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Of course they lie. And tsundere fans too. Cause all dere suck.
 
Oct 3, 2018 5:40 AM

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most people who want a yandere gf just want a gf that loves them no matter what and would do anything for them
"I'm alright, because
The warmth on my back
Is from you, protecting me
My bent heart is being straightened out
I feel like I can keep on walking when I see your face
That time, I was able to gather my wishes and jump up
because of your words of encouragement"

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Oct 3, 2018 5:41 AM

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yes because yanderes suck
having one as a gf would suck even more
 
Oct 3, 2018 8:42 AM

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I'd rather be a yandere than be with a yandere.
 
Oct 3, 2018 8:39 PM
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Yanderes are amazing, what are you talking about. I want a yandere girlfriend who will kill anyone for me so could you please stop invalidating my feelings. I find it very offensive.
 
Oct 3, 2018 8:42 PM
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Yikes, but that doesn't stop me from going through that red light
 
Oct 3, 2018 8:52 PM
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Some guys want a girl who'll rip his balls off. Kink shaming alert.
 
Oct 3, 2018 9:05 PM

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Yanderes provide great life experience. Why wouldn't I want one for a girlfriend?
 
Oct 3, 2018 9:11 PM

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My yandere girlfriend told me that you're attempting to deceive me. Nice try, pal.
 
Oct 3, 2018 9:12 PM

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No I don't want a yandere gf I just want a Dakimakura :3
 
Oct 3, 2018 10:04 PM

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Okay, like half yandere. Yes, half yandere.
 
Oct 4, 2018 3:35 AM
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I disagree, A yandere is just a jealous girl. As long as you come home at 5:00 PM and give her the special stick when the sun goes down she will be kept in check. She is a deredere that demands fidelity from her husbandfu. She is loyal and attentive and protects you from succubi in the local neighborhood.
 
Oct 4, 2018 3:38 AM

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Lisbon said:
I don't want a yandere tho, I just want a really lovey and clingy deredere

My fellow countryman knows where it's at, deredere is clearly the superior archetype.
 
Oct 4, 2018 9:22 AM

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op did u just assume my position????
 
Oct 4, 2018 9:31 AM

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You're all forgetting the good side of having a Yandere Gf, she'll never cheat on you.
 
Oct 8, 2018 12:21 AM

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Baka_phnx said:
You're all forgetting the good side of having a Yandere Gf, she'll never cheat on you.

Complete devotion.




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Oct 8, 2018 12:35 AM

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The greatest lie is thinking anime character personalities can even be found in a similar state so easily in real life. Most characters are exaggerated versions of real life, often only shown when you get to know them.
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Oct 8, 2018 12:49 AM

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People only want yandere girlfriend in anime form. If they are 3D, the girls are just psycho to them.
Best boi, fite me

 
Oct 8, 2018 1:19 AM

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im sure everyone agrees tsundere>yandere
 
Oct 8, 2018 1:22 AM

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If I say I don't want a yandere GF, does that also mean I'm lying?
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Oct 8, 2018 1:45 AM

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TBH, that's sound like pain in the ass, soo...

and i dislike problematic thing the most...
"If taking responsibility for a mistake that cannot be undone means death, it's not that hard to die. At least, not as hard as to live on."
 
Oct 8, 2018 1:52 AM

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Jokes on you I am the yandere myself.




 
Oct 8, 2018 2:09 AM
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Im so confused with this "dere" stuff man!!
 
Oct 8, 2018 2:23 AM

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My ex used to come see me at work, at home and whenever I was out. One time I had enough so I said lets meet when I say so, didn't work. She sometimes came in the middle of the night and banged at the door yelling my name. She liked me too much, she was passionate.
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Oct 8, 2018 2:52 AM

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i dont have any specific taste with yandere,tsundere or any damndere out there....

VanVeleca said:

1. I bet you don't even want to be stuck in her basement spending every single morning and evening with her and only her.
2. I bet you don't want her to put a chastity belt on you to make sure she's the only one receiving your sperm.
3. I bet you don't want to form a suicide pact with her once the police finds out and there is no way out.
4. I bet you won't run away from your previous life to some backwards country just to get away from the police.
5. I bet you won't help her get rid of a body.
6. I bet you won't assist her in the killing of one of your loved ones.
7. I bet you don't want to be stuck in the house for all eternity, spending your time happily with your crazy yet loveable family.
8. I bet you won't help your Yandere Daughter/Son kidnap the one they Love.
9. I bet you would be happy once your previous Yandere gf who is now your Yandere wife tells you she has not much time to live.
10. I bet you won't be willing to jump off the hospital building with her once it looks like she's about to die.
11. I bet you won't kiss her one last time mid fall.


1. if the basement has 3 hi-spec gaming computers, hi-internet speed then i'll do it, with pleasure.
2. if "she" forced me, then i'll refuse it no matter what. If i refuse then she try to kill me, then i'll fight back.
3. the people who suicide are coward.
4. i never make a mess with police.
5. of course i'll do it.. if she invite to mutilate it.. i'll do it with pleasure.
6. my loved ones? is she doesnt the ones? my parents? they're already dead
7. like the number 1...
8. huh? i dont get it.
9. if she had no more times to live, then i'll release her torment.
10. sure i'll jump.. but she in the below..
11. i dont give one last kiss...

if you're talking about Yuno.. then i'll kill herfirst before she can kill me.
The MC Guy Dont deserve the best Girl.
 
Oct 8, 2018 2:57 AM
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Hey if want to be gagged, kidnapped, castrated and decapitated by my significant other then thats my business. Who are you to say that i dont really want it and back out!?!?
 
Oct 8, 2018 2:59 AM

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What the fuck is here even to discuss.
 
Oct 8, 2018 2:59 AM

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the only people who want a Yandere girlfriend are the people who've never met a Yandere.
 
Oct 8, 2018 6:03 AM

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Oh my fucking god my fucking sides

Best thread of 2018


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Oct 8, 2018 6:05 AM

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Swagernator said:
What the fuck is here even to discuss.

That people who say that they want a murderous but loving gf are lying and when they try to defend themselves they SUCK DICK FOR BUS MONEY
stay true to your waifu, folks
SUPER CUTIE SUPER STAR
 
Oct 8, 2018 8:06 AM

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I would love to spend every moment with Juuzou Suzuya from Tokyo Ghoul, it's not a girl and im not a girl either but since its kind of a trap its still hetero i guess lol, Juuzou made me more obssessed with it than any acctual female for some reason
 
Oct 8, 2018 1:02 PM

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sorry to break it to you, but some of us are desperate karen.
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is this a male gender issure...human issue...mental illness perhaps?
 
Oct 9, 2018 1:39 AM
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Ohw boy, saying I'm a masochist would be an understatement...
So be sure I'd love to have a yandere gf.
 
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