The capital of all the countries is called pickledam. Official food is pickle. Everyone dreams about pickle. Those who can't dream about pickle are punished by giving them permanent purple hair and are supposed to wear an eyepatch.
One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf policeman heard the noise and came and killed those two dead boys