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As a fluent German speaker, hearing Asuka speaking German in the NGE sub not only gave me cancer, but also killed off most of my brain cells and made my ears bleed rivers.

Berserk 2016/2017 made me go blind.

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Aug 18, 2018 12:58 PM
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most of mayoiga made me really sad for anime

that one scene in berserk where the horse raped the girl
Aug 18, 2018 1:02 PM
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Cancer is not contagious, so this post is clearly a logical fallacy, nonexistent and alternatively sexual, and poopy.

Anime can't give you cancer, because not only is cancer not contagious, but anime is not real. It is impossible that watch an anime could give you cancer. That's what I thought before I watched ERASED anyways.
every single one of my forum posts is dumb and invalid except for 1, I don't claim them it was a different person it was all fake
Aug 18, 2018 1:02 PM
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As @Swagernator would say "The list is long and full of explicit language"



But if I had to choose it'd be the ending of Mahou Shoujo Site
Aug 18, 2018 1:03 PM
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This last episode of Hataraku Saibou gave me lots of cancer screentime.
Utsu Musume Sayuri gave me cancer... and many things more.
Aug 18, 2018 1:04 PM
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probably in the first episode of Queen's Blade where that girl shoots acidic liquid from her tiddays
Aug 18, 2018 1:05 PM
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ksi gave me cancer and i'm dying soon
Edward Elric > your waifu

Aug 18, 2018 1:06 PM
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Short_Circut said:
As @Swagernator would say "The list is long and full of explicit language"



But if I had to choose it'd be the ending of Mahou Shoujo Site


Same as this.

I'd also say every single rape scene in the Alfheim Online arc. That was actual crap.

The whole Mars of Destruction is cancer itself, too.
Aug 18, 2018 1:07 PM
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Anime saved me from cancer, by using martial arts on it from Psychic Wars.



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Aug 18, 2018 1:09 PM

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There are tons but the one that I can totally remember is on Guilty Crown where Shu and Ayase made a totally cringe victory pose after beating enemies. I'll never forget the cringe that I felt on that scene.


Aug 18, 2018 1:13 PM

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ihaveshittaste69 said:
As a fluent German speaker, hearing Asuka speaking German in the NGE sub not only gave me cancer, but also killed off most of my brain cells and made my ears bleed rivers.



This for me as well, but with Rin in FSN.
Aug 18, 2018 1:16 PM

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Every fake death on FT. Ya know, they'd even cry and all just for the characters to come back and say : "yo!"

Aug 18, 2018 1:18 PM

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Watching table-kun get molested was a breaking point
Aug 18, 2018 1:18 PM

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When Yuri on Ice has ended, and those two MCs were still alive, terrible.


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Watching table-kun get molested was a breaking point

Okay this is actually better.


@Short_Circut finally i became legend amongst those who live on the battlefield.
Aug 18, 2018 1:27 PM

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Pretty much any scene where someone speaks "german" in an anime or manga cuz it always sounds awful.
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ksi gave me cancer and i'm dying soon
if you want to get more cancer watch jake paul
Aug 18, 2018 1:41 PM

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@Short_Circut finally i became legend amongst those who live on the battlefield.

But you can't go yet, you still have a job to do
Aug 18, 2018 1:42 PM

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english speaking in black lagoon season 2 ....wtf is that all about .... terrible
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Aug 18, 2018 1:47 PM

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probably in the first episode of Queen's Blade where that girl shoots acidic liquid from her tiddays


That show and episode gave me my first 'Did I really see what I think I did' moment in anime.
When Acid Tidday is strangling main girl.
“I just spent the last two years thinking that you guys knew more than me about life and I just found out that you guys are just as dumb as me.” “Duh-doy.” “Yeah, duh-doy.”
Aug 18, 2018 1:47 PM
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when the MC in unlimited blade works said "people die when they are killed"
Aug 18, 2018 1:53 PM

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All the moments where Natsu would get some crazy power up from thinking about his friends.
Aug 18, 2018 1:54 PM

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re zero ep 18

it gave me an incurable cancer
Aug 18, 2018 2:04 PM

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The one I watched when eating burnt marshmallows.
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Aug 18, 2018 2:10 PM

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Satsuriku no Tenshi. Isaac's laugh is irritating.
"This little girl, who's not even half my size... taught me that tears can flow even from these silver eyes." - Teresa
Aug 18, 2018 2:11 PM

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Makoto Itou's entire journey to a nice boat aka the entirety of School Days.
Aug 18, 2018 2:20 PM

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JokerVentura said:
9mm_Revy said:
probably in the first episode of Queen's Blade where that girl shoots acidic liquid from her tiddays


That show and episode gave me my first 'Did I really see what I think I did' moment in anime.
When Acid Tidday is strangling main girl.


lmao! yea I didn't know how I felt about myself. I have it on my watch list but tbh idk if I want it there or not b/c of her. Might give it another try sometime later, I just really don't like acid titty girl, and it makes me wonder if there are any other weird ass "powers" like that in the show
Aug 18, 2018 2:25 PM

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Oniichan no Koto nanka Zenzen Suki ja Nai n da kara ne!!

made me question why i bother with anime in general.
Aug 18, 2018 2:26 PM

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9mm_Revy said:
JokerVentura said:


That show and episode gave me my first 'Did I really see what I think I did' moment in anime.
When Acid Tidday is strangling main girl.


lmao! yea I didn't know how I felt about myself. I have it on my watch list but tbh idk if I want it there or not b/c of her. Might give it another try sometime later, I just really don't like acid titty girl, and it makes me wonder if there are any other weird ass "powers" like that in the show


It gets weirder and so do the characters. I get the feeling the show was written by an s&m enthusiast
“I just spent the last two years thinking that you guys knew more than me about life and I just found out that you guys are just as dumb as me.” “Duh-doy.” “Yeah, duh-doy.”
Aug 18, 2018 2:30 PM

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Not really one moment, but Violet Evergarden showed me how not to do a slice of life, and it gave me cancer.
Aug 18, 2018 2:36 PM

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Any scene in anime that interrupts the serious scene with stupid ass fanservice.
warning this idiot is a professional retard
Aug 18, 2018 2:47 PM
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It is not possible for anime to actually give me cancer. That's what I thought before contracting stage 4 cancer from listening to middle aged japanese women who sound like 12 year olds try to speak languages other than japanese.
Aug 18, 2018 3:06 PM

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JokerVentura said:
9mm_Revy said:


lmao! yea I didn't know how I felt about myself. I have it on my watch list but tbh idk if I want it there or not b/c of her. Might give it another try sometime later, I just really don't like acid titty girl, and it makes me wonder if there are any other weird ass "powers" like that in the show


It gets weirder and so do the characters. I get the feeling the show was written by an s&m enthusiast


really that bad hmmm? I might just drop it from my list then. I don't mind ecchi/fan service but that's just something else
Aug 18, 2018 3:10 PM

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Mumen Rider's speech in episode 9 gave me cancer. Throwing your life away because "muh pride as a hero" is not inspiring, you idiots.


So what you're really saying is, that you love Mumen Rider and your wet dreams of him are giving you boner cancer!?

“I just spent the last two years thinking that you guys knew more than me about life and I just found out that you guys are just as dumb as me.” “Duh-doy.” “Yeah, duh-doy.”
Aug 18, 2018 3:12 PM

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ihaveshittaste69 said:
As a fluent German speaker, hearing Asuka speaking German in the NGE sub not only gave me cancer, but also killed off most of my brain cells and made my ears bleed rivers.
Btw, if Asuka's German gave you cancer, don't ever watch Dies Irae, for God's Sake. The German here makes Asuka look like a Berliner by comparisson.
Aug 18, 2018 3:14 PM

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I think no show gave me that grave feeling except for sakurasou no pet na kanojo so far.
Aug 18, 2018 3:18 PM

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Darling in the FranXX, episodes 3—24
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Aug 18, 2018 3:19 PM

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most of mayoiga made me really sad for anime

that one scene in berserk where the horse raped the girl

the horse never raped the girl though he almost did
Aug 18, 2018 3:52 PM

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OP, you are in for a lot more carcinogens if you don't like hearing botched German in anime...

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when the MC in unlimited blade works said "people die when they are killed"


That was in Stay Night, not UBW.


What's the difference?
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This year, Killing Bites, Märchen Mädchen, Poputepipikku, Amanchu Advance... x)
Aug 18, 2018 4:25 PM
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your nickname gave me cancer
The list is way too long and I'm way too lazy to write it down.
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mah friend says it all. A lot of users mentioned the lizard arc in Overlord but meh, they're petty to me. I still need to check Darling in the FranXX though...


Now thinking about it, was the anime cancer or the userbase? Mhhhhh
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Illyricus said:
ihaveshittaste69 said:
As a fluent German speaker, hearing Asuka speaking German in the NGE sub not only gave me cancer, but also killed off most of my brain cells and made my ears bleed rivers.
Btw, if Asuka's German gave you cancer, don't ever watch Dies Irae, for God's Sake. The German here makes Asuka look like a Berliner by comparisson.
the german in dies irae cant be that much worse, can it?
EDIT: nvm it is worse and the show is shit
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the whole chimera ant arc in HxH 2011
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The ending of Oreimo. The ending of Erased and Soul Eater to a much lesser extent.
Aug 18, 2018 4:42 PM

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None.
But Pokemon literally gave cancer to a certain someone...
So yeah, that's not cool. The world "cancer" shouldn't be used as a joke.
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So yeah, that's not cool. The world "cancer" shouldn't be used as a joke.

A testicular cancer patient sees a urologist to schedule an orchiectomy. The doctor tells him the operation will cost around 4000 USD. The patient asks him if there's any way he can get a discount. The doctor answers, "well, I could do two for the price of one."

ba dum tiss

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Egh, closest thing I can think of was the incredibly unfunny comedy I saw laden throughout the first 4 episodes of Soul Eater, which is kind of why I dropped it. Though I'm kind of hesitant to call it cancer because I don't think I felt so strongly negative about it.
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The second half of darling in the franxx

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endless eight... i don't know what kind of drugs kyoani has to made this decission...
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Koi to Uso episode 12.

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Cancer is not contagious, so this post is clearly a logical fallacy, nonexistent and alternatively sexual, and poopy.

It's not a logical fallacy. You can get cancer from things. You can get skin cancer from tanning.
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- OUSAMA GAME THE ANIMATION
- Infinite Stratos MC
- Index II last part (When touma last fight with a Lady that has a cross in her tongue)


There are more, but i cant remember the most (and the laziness is the main reason)
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