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Oct 18, 2017 9:25 PM
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You realize the world ends in half an hour. Knowing this (being the NEET you are), you head onto your computer and have time for one more anime episode that you can watch before you die. What anime would you spend your last time on Earth on? It can be one you've watched already or one you haven't seen yet. It is your final moments on earth after all.

For me, I'll spend my last moments on a Keijo episode. If I'll die, I'll die with a boner.
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Oct 18, 2017 9:28 PM
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I'd watch a hentai and have one last jerk session.
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Oct 18, 2017 9:30 PM
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Elegade said:
I'd watch a hentai and have one last jerk session.
You sir, are a very good man. A great answer
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Oct 18, 2017 9:32 PM
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Episode 10 Madoka Magica.
Alternately, any Nichijou episode.
Oct 18, 2017 9:36 PM
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Fuck anime... Imma make peace with myself and my regrets... I'd spend the remaining time with my family...

Or actually do something about the world ending... Cuz you know... We kinda should fix that..

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My non-smartass answer is: One Punch Man... So when I die I can yell "ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH!!!!!!!!"
Oct 18, 2017 9:40 PM
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I'd rather try to lose my virgnity or something.

Oct 18, 2017 9:42 PM
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i wouldn't spend my last 30 min watching anime. but in this hypothetical situation, i'd watch a movie. like Your Name or something, that way i would die while watching a good anime instead of finishing an episode and just waiting for the end.
Oct 18, 2017 9:46 PM
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Spent time with my wife and kids instead of watching anime. Spending last 30 minutes on anime sound pathetic. But if I really have to choose watch one last anime, it probably be one episode of Saki. Kan Kan Tsumo, Rinshan Kaihou!
ZapredonOct 18, 2017 9:52 PM
But it's important to remember that a movie review is subjective;it only gives you one person's opinion.

http://www.classzone.com/books/lnetwork_gr08/page_build.cfm?content=analyz_media&ch=30

It doesn't matter if you like LoGH,Monster etc.If you are a jobless or college/school dropout living in your mom basement, you are still an unintelligent loser. Taste in anime does not make you a better person.If elitist don't exist, casual pleb and shit taste also don't exist.
Oct 18, 2017 9:46 PM
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Real question here.... if you WERE to spend your last 30 minutes on an anime, why'd you watch one specific episode again??? What you SHOULD do is to watch your favorite OPs and EDs and cry as your life is fading away
Oct 18, 2017 9:51 PM

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Hirugiku said:
Real question here.... if you WERE to spend your last 30 minutes on an anime, why'd you watch one specific episode again??? What you SHOULD do is to watch your favorite OPs and EDs and cry as your life is fading away
Sad truth. It definitely would be a depressing way to go.
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Oct 18, 2017 9:51 PM

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why would i watch anime if it was in that critical condition?
"If taking responsibility for a mistake that cannot be undone means death, it's not that hard to die. At least, not as hard as to live on."
Oct 18, 2017 9:51 PM

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Zapredon said:
Spent time with my wife and kids instead of watching anime.
HashTag Unrelatable to my very well being
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Oct 18, 2017 9:53 PM

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Kuma said:
why would i watch anime if it was in that critical condition?
Cuz we r retarded human yes (•_•)7
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Oct 18, 2017 9:55 PM

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KaiserNazrin said:
I'd rather try to lose my virgnity or something.
I mean lets be real, if you could solve that in 30 minutes reasonably, you'd have done so by now, yeah?
That sounds like a rape statement waiting to happen lol

I'd watch that one episode of Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu where they're trapped inside a 'closed space' and waiting on the world to destroy/build itself anew.
If I'm going out watching, it'll be in my roots.
Oct 18, 2017 9:55 PM

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If I were forced to watch anime then I'd pick whatever yaoi has the kinkiest cover image so I can secure my spot in hell.
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Oct 18, 2017 9:57 PM

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Aikatsu!'s final episode cause yes, good way to go.

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Oct 18, 2017 9:58 PM
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I would jerk off to the most hardcore femdom hentai manga.
Oct 18, 2017 9:59 PM
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Kuma said:
why would i watch anime if it was in that critical condition?


Because you're a filthy weeb like the rest of us!
Oct 18, 2017 10:00 PM

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ThatCynicalOtaku said:
Kuma said:
why would i watch anime if it was in that critical condition?


Because you're a filthy weeb like the rest of us!


ehh... i am not that hardcore... i would seeing my family or smething like that...
"If taking responsibility for a mistake that cannot be undone means death, it's not that hard to die. At least, not as hard as to live on."
Oct 18, 2017 10:02 PM
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Kuma said:
ThatCynicalOtaku said:


Because you're a filthy weeb like the rest of us!


ehh... i am not that hardcore... i would seeing my family or smething like that...


You became a filthy weeb the moment you created a MAL account!
If you actually have any relationships, social or romantic, then you're a traitor!
Okay but seriously, what anime would you pick?
Oct 18, 2017 10:05 PM

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Squidster said:
If I were forced to watch anime then I'd pick whatever yaoi has the kinkiest cover image so I can secure my spot in hell.

not a fan of yaoi but why would yaoi would bring you to hell? and say yuri will not? And why would anything gay would get you to hell in the first place lol.
Oct 18, 2017 10:07 PM

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As much as I'd like to spend my final moments watching Conrad and hearing his sweet words and voice, I think I'd totally panic thinking about what will happen after death and how painful my death will be because if hell exists I know I'm going to there
Oct 18, 2017 10:08 PM

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I'd wank my ding dong to some gnarly hentai manga.
when ur about to have a refreshing sip of earl grey tea and someone says "traps are gay"
Oct 18, 2017 10:09 PM

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ThatCynicalOtaku said:
Kuma said:


ehh... i am not that hardcore... i would seeing my family or smething like that...


You became a filthy weeb the moment you created a MAL account!
If you actually have any relationships, social or romantic, then you're a traitor!
Okay but seriously, what anime would you pick?


furiko, because it's embodiment of relationship and family...
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Oct 18, 2017 10:10 PM

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ye like others here im gonna watch hentai like rewatch the sex scenes in Words Worth
Oct 18, 2017 10:12 PM

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If I HAD to, I would watch a few episodes of Chromartie highschool and get a few laughs out.


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Oct 18, 2017 10:14 PM

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Hirugiku said:
Squidster said:
If I were forced to watch anime then I'd pick whatever yaoi has the kinkiest cover image so I can secure my spot in hell.

not a fan of yaoi but why would yaoi would bring you to hell? and say yuri will not? And why would anything gay would get you to hell in the first place lol.

It was a shitpost. Most of my perverted posts should be taken with a grain of salt.
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Oct 18, 2017 10:30 PM

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Oct 18, 2017 10:31 PM

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Bakemonogatari episode 3 or Monogatari Series: Second Season episode 26
Oct 18, 2017 10:34 PM
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Last episode of Girls und Panzer.

To quote Jack Nicholson's Joker:

If you gotta go, go with smile!
Oct 18, 2017 10:53 PM

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I don't know, if I have 30 minutes I wouldn't go watch anime. I'd go grab myself the best quality meal I can get to in time.

Besides I don't rewatch, and I can't even finish any 1 cour anime in 30 minutes anyways.
I'm not a lolicon, you're just projecting your tendency to lewd 2D characters.

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Oct 18, 2017 10:57 PM

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you think I'd spend my last 30 minutes alive watching anime?

Who am I kidding that's exactly what I'd do. Last episode of Fate/Zero for that 10/10 fanservice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oct 18, 2017 11:00 PM

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I just pray for myself and everyone. I will say to my self "It's been fun. Goodbye".
Oct 18, 2017 11:09 PM

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Mirai said:
you think I'd spend my last 30 minutes alive watching anime?

Who am I kidding that's exactly what I'd do. Last episode of Fate/Zero for that 10/10 fanservice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Are you referring to Gilgamesh? lol.
Oct 18, 2017 11:24 PM

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AmadeusKurisu said:
Mirai said:
you think I'd spend my last 30 minutes alive watching anime?

Who am I kidding that's exactly what I'd do. Last episode of Fate/Zero for that 10/10 fanservice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Are you referring to Gilgamesh? lol.


Ofc. That was some hot shit 10/10 👌
Oct 18, 2017 11:32 PM
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Final episode of Fullmetal Alchemist:Brotherhood
Oct 18, 2017 11:32 PM

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Mirai said:
AmadeusKurisu said:


Are you referring to Gilgamesh? lol.


Ofc. That was some hot shit 10/10 👌


Yeah. That entire show was awesome though.
Oct 18, 2017 11:41 PM

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Why would I watch an anime 30 minutes before the end of the world? I like anime, but not that much.


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Oct 18, 2017 11:42 PM

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I wouldn't spend the last 30 min of my life watching anime, bruh. But if i have to answer your question then I'd watch few Araragi x Shinobu or Araragi x Kanbaru conversations and die peacefully.
Oct 19, 2017 12:00 AM

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I'd watch Yama no Susume since it's one of my favourites and the entire first season is only a little over 30 minutes.
Oct 19, 2017 12:32 AM

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I'd probably get shit-faced, turn on Youjo Senki and pray to a nutcracker doll whilst insulting it in the hopes of reincarnation with memories of my life.
Oct 19, 2017 6:05 AM
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ItzToxic said:
Knowing this (being the NEET you are)


Is this supposed to be an insult?

OT: I would watch Utsu Musume Sayuri 10 times ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Aslt said:
ItzToxic said:
Knowing this (being the NEET you are)


Is this supposed to be an insult?

OT: I would watch Utsu Musume Sayuri 10 times ¯_(ツ)_/¯


And i would watch Nami 10 Times `-_`-_
Oct 19, 2017 6:14 AM

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The last episode of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.
Oct 19, 2017 6:15 AM
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Final episoade of Tokyo Ghoul . Or episode 11 of Re:zero . I'm gonna go down depressed and wiping my tears .
Or a very random incest anime so i can enjoy my fantasy one last time .
Oct 19, 2017 6:15 AM

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i wouldnt watch anime if the world was ending in 30 minutes tbqh
Oct 19, 2017 1:48 PM

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haikyuu s3 last ep or any other sports anime i wanna die with my adrenaline pumpin


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The person you become,
and the people you're creating.
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Oct 19, 2017 1:50 PM

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I would probably watch the final episode of the Marineford arc to see that my life wasn't even 1% painful compared to Luffy's life.
Oct 19, 2017 1:53 PM

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I'd drink my last cup of coffee and listen to Komm Süsser Tod on repeat.
Oct 19, 2017 1:59 PM

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I probably wouldn't watch anime if I had 30 seconds to live.
But if I had to; maybe an episode of one piece for the road.
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