| For Halloween, I wanted to cut eye holes in a dakimakura, get a naruto headband and a katana...So, a while ago I ordered the dakimakura in the mail under the name "Oppai Ousama". It had said it was delivered, so I asked my mom if she got a package and it turns out she returned it...She also requested that any item sent to our house under that name was also returned. So, I figured I'd use her account and have her pay. Big mistake. I had to explain to her what a dakimakura was, why there were naked anime women appearing in her eBay feed, and the joke behind my "costume".....All followed by browsing for a cheaper price with her for 15 minutes..... Goddess help me, I regret the weeaboo jokes. |
Shirosune said: I don't even know where to start with this XD I guess my main question would be what character was on the dakimakura? Kanna, from that dragon loli show. She was the only clothed character I could find. I think this is a valid reason to become a shut-in...I don't want to leave my room after this... |
| If she knows what you intended to do, what's there to explain? Though on the other hand you shouldn't have been ordering dakimakuras with your mothers money to begin with. |
Shirosune said: MangoYuri said: Kanna, from that dragon loli show. She was the only clothed character I could find. I think this is a valid reason to become a shut-in...I don't want to leave my room after this... Well it sounds like a funny thing to do in my opinion so I wouldn't be too embarrassed XD but I'm also a huge weeaboo but my opinion might not matter too much =w= Nah, I'm not embarrassed at all, I still want to do the costume thing too. That experience with my mom was just waaaayyy out of my comfort zone. Insertanamehere said: If she knows what you intended to do, what's there to explain? Though on the other hand you shouldn't have been ordering dakimakuras with your mothers money to begin with. Browsing naked anime women with your mom is the problem, honestly..... Why not? I'm still a child, by law. |
MangoYuri said: Browsing naked anime women with your mom is the problem, honestly..... Why not? I'm still a child, by law. Awkward it might've been but she apparently already understood your intent about your costume and whatever so there's nothing more to do about it now. Admittedly in this case saying that doesn't really need to be said since it wasn't your intent, so you can ignore that. But what I meant was; while I don't really have any problem with whatever your fetishes might be you really shouldn't be spending your parents money on anime fap fodder lol. |
Insertanamehere said: MangoYuri said: Browsing naked anime women with your mom is the problem, honestly..... Why not? I'm still a child, by law. Awkward it might've been but she apparently already understood your intent about your costume and whatever so there's nothing more to do about it now. Admittedly in this case saying that doesn't really need to be said since it wasn't your intent, so you can ignore that. But what I meant was; while I don't really have any problem with whatever your fetishes might be you really shouldn't be spending your parents money on anime fap fodder lol. I sure hope she did, but my parents have never been the type to understand modern humor. :( |
MangoYuri said: I sure hope she did, but my parents have never been the type to understand modern humor. :( Well if you've already explained you can't exactly take any more actions I suppose. I'm not really sure what you expect from this thread lol. But I'm sure you'll look back on it as just an embarrassing moment in the past in a couple of weeks or so. |
Insertanamehere said: MangoYuri said: I sure hope she did, but my parents have never been the type to understand modern humor. :( Well if you've already explained you can't exactly take any more actions I suppose. I'm not really sure what you expect from this thread lol. But I'm sure you'll look back on it as just an embarrassing moment in the past in a couple of weeks or so. Oh yeah, I'm already over it. Just thought it'd be funny to post and watch the shitposts pour in. |
| so..... whos your mom's waifu????????????????? |
イカロス --I K A R O S D E S U-- "Hai master" <3cruise   Becoming the bell of my heart dont click here, baka -->> https://soundcloud.com/franciscan-guitar |
| Just say they're good for your health (they actually are) in this case your back and neck. |
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Ikaros_42oh said: so..... whos your mom's waifu????????????????? She has terrible taste. Rem, sadly... |
MangoYuri said: Ikaros_42oh said: so..... whos your mom's waifu????????????????? She has terrible taste. Rem, sadly... oh jesus time to disown and throw that trash in the creek  |
イカロス --I K A R O S D E S U-- "Hai master" <3cruise Becoming the bell of my heart dont click here, baka -->> https://soundcloud.com/franciscan-guitar |
Ikaros_42oh said: oh jesus time to disown and throw that trash in the creek The trash should be burned in the incinerator, not left out for raccoons to feast on. |
| Why didn't you pay for it using your own money to avoid this from happening? |
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MangoYuri said: Ikaros_42oh said: oh jesus time to disown and throw that trash in the creek The trash should be burned in the incinerator, not left out for raccoons to feast on. do you REMember? Fuchsia said: Why didn't you pay for it using your own money to avoid this from happening? probably cant, i didnt even have a bank account till i was 15, just cash |
イカロス --I K A R O S D E S U-- "Hai master" <3cruise Becoming the bell of my heart dont click here, baka -->> https://soundcloud.com/franciscan-guitar |
| Well now that you have a dakimakura. Think about all the fun things you can do now~ |
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"Body pillow for lonely people" It's like a sheet ghost costume, but weeb. |
 Ｍｅｎ Ａｒｅ Ｆｒｏｍ Ｍａｒｓ， Ｗｏｍｅｎ Ａｒｅ Ｆｒｏｍ Ｖｅｎｕｓ ａｎｄ Ｇａｙｓ Ａｒｅ Ｆｒｏｍ Ｕｒａｎｕｓ |
Fuchsia said: Why didn't you pay for it using your own money to avoid this from happening? Nice profile btw. I'm a greedy person, I don't like spending money and I didn't think that'd happen lol. |
| It's posts like this that remind me why I shouldn't come to the forums anymore. It reminds me of the time I had to explain to my mom when she found a Tenga in my room. |
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| This is a real question and a quality post. LOL |
"When you made this thread, I cried and screamed" -Swagernator 2017 |
| Well... Call my mother strange but she found Dakimakuras [where the character wears clothing] cute. |
| It's time to play the Game folks! |
I wish my parents would help me buy dakimakuras. |
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