Ban the user above you

Here's a game where you must ban the person above you. Example:

1st post: banned for liking anime
2nd post: banned for banning someone that likes anime on an anime forum
3rd post: banned because I said so


And so on... you can be as ridiculous and as silly as you want. Seeing as I'm the one starting it I can't ban anybody because there's no one above me yet, so get crackin.

I ban you cause MAL now offers the Supporter Plan XD

Banned because I'm taking a day off tomorrow and I think you had something to do with it

I ban you because I'm hungry.
Voila :)

I ban you because spilled my drink and I think you had something to do with it

I ban you because I'm bored '-'

You're banned because you touch yourself at night

I ban you because you began this topic yesterday

I ban you because you can't prove that.

I ban you because I'm sick

You're banned for being a bunny in disguise.

I ban you because you're accusing me of being a BunBun in disguise.

You're banned because the word BunBun made me laugh

You're banned because you lauged at my nickname. rly.

You're banned because BunBun is an awesomely hilarious nickname that I'm gonna start using from now on

You're banned because everyone is calling me that way.

You're banned because I'm drunk... why did you make me drink all those beers?

You're banned because you're drunk. final.

You're banned because you have eyes that sparkle with a radiance that would darken even the sun

I ban you because you're saying some weird things. but yes. I'm sparkling !

You're banned because weird things are almost exclusively what I say in most situations. Boopity shmooples.

I ban you. Because I want to !

I ban you for our king! For our pride! To this battle we ride!!!

I ban you because Karasuno won Spring High.

You're banned because these dragon maids I'm watching are DBZ as fuck... or they were... for like a minute.

I ban you because I love Kanna.

You're banned because death rides a pale cow, and there's a big lizard in my backyard

You're banned because I'm eating pizza.

You're banned because I'm eating a taco

You're banned because I'm watching criminal minds.

I ban you you for reasons that one day, you will understand

You're banned because I'm a potato queen.

You're banned for being a potato queen.

You're banned because you banned me.

You're banned because you can't prove that!

You're banned because it's posted higher. scroll up ;)

You're banned because... *scrolls up*... I don't know, I remain skeptical

I ban you because it's sunday !

You're banned for banning on the day of rest

I ban you cause I got to go to school tomorrow ;-;

You're banned because I'm hungover... I'm gonna go puke and regret all my life choices

You're banned because I drink a bubble tea.

You're banned because you touch yourself at night.

You're banned because you like dogs.

You're banned for knowing too much.

You're banned because I'm working for the FBI

You're banned because I spilled my juice and I think you had something to do with it

You're banned because I helped you spill you juice !

You're banned because... b-but why?

You're banned because you didn't clean your room