| Show them your waifu bodypillow and I'm sure they'll cut your time down a bit. |
 What's the difference? |
| Just eat a Japanese person. It works for Kirby. |
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| Have a watch of this video, seems somewhat simple. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkO8lwHrLZE&t=494s |
| why would u want to be Japanese in the first place u weeb |
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| The fastest way to becoming japanese would be to be born japanese, I imagine. |
| Fastest way to become a Japanese Die and reborn as a Japanese codephat said: The fastest way to becoming japanese would be to be born japanese, I imagine. WHY?! NO! You just ninja'ed me! :( |
Narmy said: Just eat a Japanese person. It works for Kirby. LOL that's definitely the best answer. |
| Be thankful for the wisdom granted to you. |
_Ako_ said: You weren't fast enough to say the fastest way.Fastest way to become a Japanese Die and reborn as a Japanese codephat said: The fastest way to becoming japanese would be to be born japanese, I imagine. WHY?! NO! You just ninja'ed me! :( |
codephat said: _Ako_ said: You weren't fast enough to say the fastest way.Fastest way to become a Japanese Die and reborn as a Japanese WHY?! NO! You just ninja'ed me! :( Don't blame me for staring at mah waifu... :/ |
| Fastest way I believe is to place blood of a Japanese person on a katana and then slash your arm with it. Allow the Japanese blood to flow into the wound and after a few hours you should become Japanese. |
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| Having Japanese ancestry. Having a kind of study licenciement I've forgotten about, but I think It's hard to do. It's academic. Marry a Japanese. I think there's another way(s) but I can't recall. |
| Today they say you're crazy, tomorrow they will say you're a genious. |
| watch lot's off anniemay and chinese mangos |
| I have a co-worker who lived and worked in Japan for 10 years, married a Japanese wife, had a son born in Japan, speaks fluent Japanese, and he said it would still be incredibly difficult for him to become a Japanese citizen. For what that's worth. |
| The football field isn't the only place where you could use a good line. |
| You guys are forgetting that transrace is starting to become a thing. TS could totally become a Japanese person now. |
| Why on earth should I want to become Japanese |
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Maneki-Mew said: This. Why can't others understand that you can't become another Ethnicity just because you wish so? Are your parents Japanese? No? You can't change that. Just live their, if you really want to, but don't take advantage of a poor child for your weeaboo-existence. o.o The most one can do is to assimilate into the Culture (including Name Change) and to get Citizenship State, so that the Descendants will eventually be regarded as being of the native Culture, provided they don't look much different than the Natives. But the Persons themselves can never be regarded as belonging to the same People other than in legal Terms because of the Citizenship, since they haven't even grown up into the Culture. If there's not even a direct Family Connection with a specific Ethnicity where you've grown up with that Culture, you simply aren't of that specific Ethnicity. |
| wow so many trolls here. I think it's probably 3 years after child is born but im not positive about it. better be safe i guess. |
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AxBattler said: I know, but mere Citizenship alone without ever belonging to the Ethnicity could be disadvantageous for Foreigners. Just because you're legally accepted as Part of a People doesn't mean that you're socially accepted as one of them. And the latter can make your Life easier or harder."Japanese" can both refers to both the ethnicity and the citizenship. For myself, I only usually refer/talk about/care about to citizenships. It is the only thing with any legal relevance. Not to mention, that anything else is a messy can of worm. |
| Step 1: Start Watching Anime Step 2: Talk to a Japanese Person Step 3: Learn Japanese Step 4: Apply for Japanese Visa Step 5: Go to Japan Step 6: Jump into a nuclear reactor. Congrats now you're Japanese! |
 "The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." -Friedrich Nietzsche |
| im sorry but you do not meet the japanese strict waifu only policy on immigration, try again next life |
イカロス --I K A R O S D E S U-- "Hai master" <3cruise   Becoming the bell of my heart dont click here, baka -->> https://soundcloud.com/franciscan-guitar |
 Can't resist to post this picture here. |
But it's important to remember that a movie review is subjective;it only gives you one person's opinion. http://www.classzone.com/books/lnetwork_gr08/page_build.cfm?content=analyz_media&ch=30 It doesn't matter if you like LoGH,Monster etc.If you are a jobless or college/school dropout living in your mom basement, you are still an unintelligent loser. Taste in anime does not make you a better person.If elitist don't exist, casual pleb and shit taste also don't exist. |
| Become Japanese overnight with this one simple step: Say "Notice me senpai!" three times in the mirror. Konata Izumi from Lucky Star will grab your hand and drag you to the magical land of Japan where you'll be welcomed as one of them! |
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| Scientists prove that putting a sushi inside your pillow before sleeping will make you japanese. |
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| masturbate furiously. You know like the song :T |
| I CELEBRATE myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you. |
xrockxz89 said: masturbate furiously. You know like the song :T You mean this one song? maybe this cover |
LoneWolf said: Step 1: Start Watching Anime Step 2: Talk to a Japanese Person Step 3: Learn Japanese Step 4: Apply for Japanese Visa Step 5: Go to Japan Step 6: Jump into a nuclear reactor. Congrats now you're Japanese! Damn that escalated quickly. On the point why japan? If i want to choose a country i would choose Canada. Canadian > Everything |
| kill yourself and hope for the best, maybe you'll reborn as a fresh japanese |
traed said: xrockxz89 said: masturbate furiously. You know like the song :T You mean this one song? maybe this cover that's the one xD as VH1 I <3 the 80's told us, it's because your eyes get all squinty when you jizz. Definitely a bit of a racist song but I think it's intentions were pure? IDK it's catchy. |
| I CELEBRATE myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you. |
| Even if you're legally a citizen, you'll always have gaijin blood. |
| "No, son, you may not have your body pillow at the dinner table!" |
DanteMaster said: They may say so on a personal Level, but on a professional Level when you want to get a Promotion/a good Job or when you want to rent a Flat, you have much better Chances if you I hear this so much from westerners like yourself. I think it's a misconception deriving from American propaganda dating to WW2. Making Japan seem like this remnant of idealist Nazi culture with a total disgust of "gaijin." I know many Japanese (in Japan) and they couldn't care less about you being foreign. They don't even twitch an eye unless you're black. The only racists are the countrysides equivalent to Yankee southerners. People in Japan don't go and literally think of themselves as sunny children. a) have a Japanese Name and b) look Japanese. I wasn't implying that they would start to bully you just because of your foreign Ethnicity, I was just saying that they have a strong Sense of Ethnicity where the ones from the own People can expect to have better Cards in Japan. |
Mkim said: get some tape and use em to stretch the sides of your eyes D-Did it work??  @ OP, I don't get the point of naturalising into a Japanese citizen if you're only there for study? |
AxBattler said: Maybe I have a different Understanding, but "Japanese" always refers to the Ethnicity. OP could have specified that they wanted to obtain the Japanese Citizenship and not becoming a Part of the (ethnic) Japanese People. I get the point you are making. But to me it is no reason to assume that someone "wishing to become Japanese" is referring to the ethnicity as opposed to citizenship and or to jump at the person without knowing the reasons. But well, now that it's clear as Day that OP meant getting the Japanese Citizenship, I'd like to add that I've never intended to stop anyone from their Life Decisions. I was just pointing out some possible Hurdles. Not everyone is a STEM Major from a high-class University or has some other highly sought for Profession or has some Connections. |
Noboru said: Again, being socially accepted or not, your indentity doesn't need to recieve public opinion, if it's on law, it is on law. Also how the could it be dissadvantageous? That's totally subjective, and it can varie from person to person, culture to culture.AxBattler said: I know, but mere Citizenship alone without ever belonging to the Ethnicity could be disadvantageous for Foreigners. Just because you're legally accepted as Part of a People doesn't mean that you're socially accepted as one of them. And the latter can make your Life easier or harder."Japanese" can both refers to both the ethnicity and the citizenship. For myself, I only usually refer/talk about/care about to citizenships. It is the only thing with any legal relevance. Not to mention, that anything else is a messy can of worm. |
| Today they say you're crazy, tomorrow they will say you're a genious. |
| OP. You can be Japanese within 24 hours, you just need to buy a plane ticket to Japan and not come back, nobody's gonna bother to find ya. Not the government, not your home country, not even your parents. |
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| If you think moving to Japan is going to make you a happier person you need to reflect on yourself. Don't try to escape your existence. Find happiness now and embody it before you move anywhere. |
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