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May 15, 2017 12:02 PM

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If you were about to be executed, and could pick the method of execution, what would you pick? And no, you can't pick something like old age.
 
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May 15, 2017 12:03 PM

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a lethal injection so it would be quick and easy.
no need for the pain.

i dont know if ill ever be enough im throwing in my chips i guess i tend to push my luck


 
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May 15, 2017 12:04 PM

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I haven't died yet so I'm 100% sure I can't.
So any method won't work.
 
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May 15, 2017 12:06 PM

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I'd let @codephat crush me to death with his thighs
 
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May 15, 2017 12:14 PM

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Hanging is kinda romantic if I can be executed along with some other ppl

And plus id get to make the legendary joke "hey... Wanna hang out?"

If it's just me for some fucked up crime I did then um gas chamber me with nitrous oxide
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May 15, 2017 12:21 PM
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Death by Guillotine probably isn't so bad. Except for the fact that an open casket funeral is out of the picture.
 
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May 15, 2017 12:23 PM

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Keiski said:
Death by Guillotine probably isn't so bad. Except for the fact that an open casket funeral is out of the picture.
I'm positive they would sew your head back on if you asked nicely
 
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May 15, 2017 12:25 PM
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Drugs said:
Keiski said:
Death by Guillotine probably isn't so bad. Except for the fact that an open casket funeral is out of the picture.
I'm positive they would sew your head back on if you asked nicely

Then you just need some makeup on the wound(?) and there, good as new.
 
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May 15, 2017 12:28 PM
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Death by snu snu is the only way to go.
 
May 15, 2017 12:31 PM

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Keiski said:
Drugs said:
I'm positive they would sew your head back on if you asked nicely
Then you just need some makeup on the wound(?) and there, good as new.
Things are simpler if you're willing to think outside of the box

 
May 15, 2017 12:32 PM

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Deerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp, there's only one Exeggcute method
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May 15, 2017 12:37 PM
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Drugs said:
Keiski said:
Then you just need some makeup on the wound(?) and there, good as new.
Things are simpler if you're willing to think outside of the box


I can't believe I didn't think of that. Well, I am an idiot.
 
May 15, 2017 12:37 PM

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I'd like to die in my waifu's arms, I don't care what method they use


What's the difference?
 
May 15, 2017 12:38 PM
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Being milked to death by a group (flock?) of succubi

A cuddle a day keeps the pouting away~
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May 15, 2017 12:40 PM

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Guillotine is probably the least painful.
 
May 15, 2017 12:42 PM

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Being milked to death by a group (flock?) of succubi
There'd probably be a lot of blood coming out.
Just saying.
 
May 15, 2017 12:44 PM
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codephat said:
HaXXspetten said:
Being milked to death by a group (flock?) of succubi
There'd probably be a lot of blood coming out.
Just saying.
That's not what my doujins taught me

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May 15, 2017 12:46 PM

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HaXXspetten said:
codephat said:
There'd probably be a lot of blood coming out.
Just saying.
That's not what my doujins taught me
It's hard to tell the difference when it's black and white.
 
May 15, 2017 12:46 PM

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I'll take a good old fashioned hangin'. None of them sound very pleasant or cool but their is a chance I might ejaculate if my neck doesn't snap and I strangle to death so hey.

Outside those options though I'd rather just be blown to pieces by an explosion and spray my innards all over the place.

 
May 15, 2017 12:49 PM

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Zenbear said:
I'll take a good old fashioned hangin'. None of them sound very pleasant or cool but their is a chance I might ejaculate if my neck doesn't snap and I strangle to death so hey.

Outside those options though I'd rather just be blown to pieces by an explosion and spray my innards all over the place.


You can ejaculate from hanging?!

Explode and turn yourself into abstract art in the process... Why didn't I think of this?
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May 15, 2017 12:55 PM
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Zenbear said:
I'll take a good old fashioned hangin'. None of them sound very pleasant or cool but their is a chance I might ejaculate if my neck doesn't snap and I strangle to death so hey.


O

Well when you put it like that, it doesn't sound so bad.
 
May 15, 2017 12:55 PM

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Ikaros_42oh said:
Zenbear said:
I'll take a good old fashioned hangin'. None of them sound very pleasant or cool but their is a chance I might ejaculate if my neck doesn't snap and I strangle to death so hey.

Outside those options though I'd rather just be blown to pieces by an explosion and spray my innards all over the place.


You can ejaculate from hanging?!

Explode and turn yourself into abstract art in the process... Why didn't I think of this?


You can from strangulation. If my neck snaps though that ain't gonna happen.
 
May 15, 2017 12:55 PM

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I wanna die from sleep deprivation, sounds interesting to be forced into insanity. Who knows what I'll do, but being insane would increase my chances of escaping so I'm down.
 
May 15, 2017 8:53 PM

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Beheading as I hug my body pillow to my last breath; I'm sure at that point I have no regret.
 
May 15, 2017 8:54 PM

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being hit directly on top of the head with a nuclear missile
 
May 15, 2017 9:36 PM

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being hit directly on top of the head with a nuclear missile


I've... I've always wanted to ride a missile
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May 15, 2017 9:44 PM

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Ikaros_42oh said:
xrockxz89 said:
being hit directly on top of the head with a nuclear missile


I've... I've always wanted to ride a missile


whaaa? that wasn't an invitation!! xD

oh well at least i get killed by someone i like haha
 
May 15, 2017 9:47 PM

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xrockxz89 said:
Ikaros_42oh said:


I've... I've always wanted to ride a missile


whaaa? that wasn't an invitation!! xD

oh well at least i get killed by someone i like haha


Sir it's been an honor nuking with you
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May 15, 2017 9:51 PM

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Ikaros_42oh said:
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whaaa? that wasn't an invitation!! xD

oh well at least i get killed by someone i like haha


Sir it's been an honor nuking with you


... i'm pretty sure this means we're in the same army now lol

 
May 15, 2017 9:55 PM

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He turned on the gas and he went to sleep, with the windows closed so he'd never wake up......

 
May 15, 2017 9:56 PM

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I heard some distressing info about Lethal Injection where the inmate suffered for hours before he died.

Anyway, they say the quickest and painless coup de grace would be Guillotine.

So I'd probably go for that :p


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May 15, 2017 10:01 PM

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xrockxz89 said:
Ikaros_42oh said:


Sir it's been an honor nuking with you


... i'm pretty sure this means we're in the same army now lol



Hmmm what would we be fighting for though?! Personally if I'm fighting in a damn army I need a good cause!

I guess if we're riding nukes of execution though it won't really matter due to the whole mutually assured destruction stuff lol

(And damn I really need to watch that girls und panzer show; that was a pretty realistic/badass tank fire for "anime physics" haha)
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May 15, 2017 10:05 PM

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Ikaros_42oh said:
xrockxz89 said:


... i'm pretty sure this means we're in the same army now lol



Hmmm what would we be fighting for though?! Personally if I'm fighting in a damn army I need a good cause!

I guess if we're riding nukes of execution though it won't really matter due to the whole mutually assured destruction stuff lol

(And damn I really need to watch that girls und panzer show; that was a pretty realistic/badass tank fire for "anime physics" haha)


Doesn't really matter who you fight, important part is being in the army! hahah

No really I need to watch that show also then I can actually know :P

Really might watch that >_>
 
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xrockxz89 said:
Ikaros_42oh said:


Hmmm what would we be fighting for though?! Personally if I'm fighting in a damn army I need a good cause!

I guess if we're riding nukes of execution though it won't really matter due to the whole mutually assured destruction stuff lol

(And damn I really need to watch that girls und panzer show; that was a pretty realistic/badass tank fire for "anime physics" haha)


Doesn't really matter who you fight, important part is being in the army! hahah

No really I need to watch that show also then I can actually know :P

Really might watch that >_>

Very true, welcome then to the MAL (My Army List) Army

I think I've already got some ptsd though from some of the stupid shit I've read here... Less than a month and now when I'm on the internet I have to sit in the corner so no one can sneak up on me
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May 15, 2017 10:16 PM

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Ikaros_42oh said:
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Doesn't really matter who you fight, important part is being in the army! hahah

No really I need to watch that show also then I can actually know :P

Really might watch that >_>

Very true, welcome then to the MAL (My Army List) Army

I think I've already got some ptsd though from some of the stupid shit I've read here... Less than a month and now when I'm on the internet I have to sit in the corner so no one can sneak up on me


Yeeee MAL Liberation Front mobilize!

Yeah that's one of the hazards for a MALF soldier, luckily you've proven your willingness to ride nuclear weaponry and I think you'll do well here.
 
May 15, 2017 10:26 PM

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xrockxz89 said:
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Very true, welcome then to the MAL (My Army List) Army

I think I've already got some ptsd though from some of the stupid shit I've read here... Less than a month and now when I'm on the internet I have to sit in the corner so no one can sneak up on me


Yeeee MAL Liberation Front mobilize!

Yeah that's one of the hazards for a MALF soldier, luckily you've proven your willingness to ride nuclear weaponry and I think you'll do well here.


OH SHIT ITS THE CUTE MAID ARMY!! RUN THEYRE BADASS AS FUCK WE'RE DOOMED

(Ayyy we friendos now)

Sorry about your thread OP but it was done anyways xD
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May 15, 2017 10:37 PM

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Monty Python Meaning of Life execution. Nuff said.
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Ikaros_42oh said:
xrockxz89 said:


Yeeee MAL Liberation Front mobilize!

Yeah that's one of the hazards for a MALF soldier, luckily you've proven your willingness to ride nuclear weaponry and I think you'll do well here.


OH SHIT ITS THE CUTE MAID ARMY!! RUN THEYRE BADASS AS FUCK WE'RE DOOMED

(Ayyy we friendos now)

Sorry about your thread OP but it was done anyways xD


fall before the kawaii maid army, FOOLS! AHAHAHAHA
 
May 15, 2017 11:02 PM

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Fastest and least painfullest method. I don't know any.

 
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Gladiatorial combat so I die in combat and become an immortal, participate in the game, gather other immortals' energy during the quickening.
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May 15, 2017 11:18 PM

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Have piano wire wrapped around your neck.

Have your hands super-glued to your head.

Then get pushed off a ladder.

With the right impact and execution, it'll look like you ripped your head off.

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May 15, 2017 11:28 PM

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Kasey said:
Fastest and least painfullest method. I don't know any.


well you will never know for sure until you try!

ill try right after you dont worry though ;)
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May 16, 2017 12:18 AM

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Houndthree said:
Death by snu snu is the only way to go.

The only correct answer
Wait, who are you? You're not the houndthree I know.
 
May 16, 2017 1:17 AM

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I would just ask them for a bottle of Darwin cocktail so that I can die painlessly (and in an instant) :)



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May 16, 2017 1:39 AM

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HaXXspetten said:
codephat said:
There'd probably be a lot of blood coming out.
Just saying.
That's not what my doujins taught me

I was going to say I thought I read that doujin but you said group.
 
May 16, 2017 1:44 AM

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How bout watching anime for as long as you can without food or water?
 
May 16, 2017 4:12 AM

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I'd love to be tossed out of a plane over somewhere scenic. Basically just go skydiving with an abrupt ending.

Being dropped into the Amazon Rainforest sounds fun to me. I love the look of the river, and the Andes Mountains to the west are some of the most beautiful in the world. Sounds like a fun final ride.
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May 16, 2017 5:20 AM

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Spontaneous combustion. No pain, no mess.
 
May 16, 2017 5:52 AM

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The guillotine seems like it would be quick and painless and there's not a lot that can go wrong.
Plus your grieving family get to keep your head as a lovely parting gift.
 
May 16, 2017 6:04 AM

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Being put to sleep or made unconscious first, then maybe lethal injection while I'm not awake/conscious.
 
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