| banned for not revealing if your shoulder blades agree with your gut or not |
You can make me grow old, but you can never make me grow up! |
| Banned because I am many things and I go by many names, like “that guy” or The Jibbler, or the artist formerly known as Machoman the Magnificent, or just plain ol Mort, but a murderer I am not. I resent such slander to my name good sir and I demand satisfaction! |
| banned because you can't get no satisfaction, no no no #justiceforexmortus420 |
You can make me grow old, but you can never make me grow up! |
| Banned because I got 99 problems and all of them are luftballons. |
| banned because you have balloons and I have needles. Let's get our pokey on! |
You can make me grow old, but you can never make me grow up! |
| Banned because I’ve been poking left and right all willy nilly and nothing changes! There’s always 99 of them! Haunting my steps…. my very being…. I blame you. |
| banned for blaming me for something that's not my fault. I blame bitcoin |
You can make me grow old, but you can never make me grow up! |
| banned because I would rather blame dogecoin |
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| banned because there's plenty of blame to go around. at least that's what she said |
You can make me grow old, but you can never make me grow up! |
| Banned because it’s a good ol fashioned blame bukkake. |
| banned because happy Thanksgiving you all, my weirdos |
You can make me grow old, but you can never make me grow up! |
| banned because I didn't get to eat a turkey :( |
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| banned because we are STILL eating turkey here! actually I lied, I live alone and had enchiladas for Thanksgiving |
You can make me grow old, but you can never make me grow up! |
| Banned because I took part in the ritual of consuming a bird this year. It was pretty good. |
| banned for not saying you..... SMOKED IT! |
You can make me grow old, but you can never make me grow up! |
| Banned because I didn’t smoke it though. The ritual bird was baked. And here’s where I wanna say that I nailed it, but I guess you could say I smoked it if you’re really committed to the bit. |
| banned for letting a good joke just pass by. That moment is now completely wasted |
You can make me grow old, but you can never make me grow up! |
| Banned because it’s all gravy baby |
| banned because big D came through and ate all the gravy and disappeared without nary a post |
You can make me grow old, but you can never make me grow up! |
| Banned because that is a crime truly ban worthy. Only the true scum of the earth, the lowest of the low, the dregs of society, the scourge of all that is holy and true in this world, the people that when you meet them you think “this guy probably punches babies”, psychopaths, sociopaths, people that just want to watch the world burn, would ever, EVER, eat all the gravy and not post. I think we have encountered evil incarnate. |
| banned because yep. lol |
You can make me grow old, but you can never make me grow up! |
| Banned because I say we rise up as one and slay them…. FOR THE GRAVY!!! |
| banned because I only heft my axe for collard greens |
You can make me grow old, but you can never make me grow up! |
| Banned because D ate all the collard greens too. He put the gravy on them… like a psychopath. |
| banned because that IS psychopathy of the highest order! I shall The Whack a Mole Hammer army marches immediately! |
You can make me grow old, but you can never make me grow up! |
| Banned because now all we gotta do is find the bastard. |
| banned because I may or may not be the bastard |
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| banned because the big D summon skill apparently works pretty damn well! |
You can make me grow old, but you can never make me grow up! |
| Banned because my neighbor got mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. Personally, I’m on the fence |
| banned because I had a wife once, but fortunately I was able to escape |
captjoe213Dec 7, 2022 9:54 PM
You can make me grow old, but you can never make me grow up! |
| Banned because I believe you |
| banned for daring to post after I clearly ended this thread. Do you dare challenge me, little one? |
You can make me grow old, but you can never make me grow up! |
| Banned because I find your speak of ending amusing. I was here before the beginning. I was here before the rivers and the trees, I remember the first raindrop and the first acorn. I made paths before the Big People, and saw the little People arriving. I was here before the kings and the graves and the Barrow-wights. When the elves passed westward, I was here already, before the seas were bent. I knew the dark under the stars when it was fearless. |
| banned because it's not the quantity of years, it's the quality |
You can make me grow old, but you can never make me grow up! |
| Banned because I got some kung pao chicken and I’m not afraid to eat it while making references to the movie kung pao: enter the fist. The movie that defined a generation. |
| banned because eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you will be kung paod |
You can make me grow old, but you can never make me grow up! |
| Banned because general Taos chicken demands it |
| banned because you can't buy military generals at a general store. What kind of bullshit is that? |
You can make me grow old, but you can never make me grow up! |
| Banned because merry Christmas |
| banned because Merry Christmas to you too, and all the MAL degenerates out there |
You can make me grow old, but you can never make me grow up! |
| Banned because I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around |
| banned because if you bring that shit in here, I will definitely have to put my left foot in, and put my left foot out! |
You can make me grow old, but you can never make me grow up! |
| Banned because you know what you did… shame on you…. |
| banned because what I did is why you all admire me, it's okay to admit it |
You can make me grow old, but you can never make me grow up! |
| banned because it's been a week with no activity. I declare this thread dead, and it died at my capable hands. I think now I shall go mad with power |
You can make me grow old, but you can never make me grow up! |
| Banned because by mothers mandible, I SAY NAY!!!! |
| banned because dear god, not you! Curses, I've been foiled again! |
You can make me grow old, but you can never make me grow up! |
| Banned because I’ve been foiling you since you were but a gleam in your pappys eye |
| banned because I remain skeptical |
You can make me grow old, but you can never make me grow up! |
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