| Why are you in my bed? |
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| http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OcUzr90mWJ |
"It’s so ri-ri-diculous that I h-hope you understand even if I st-st-stutter, my t-t-talking ability is a little lacking Still I wanted to at least s-speak co-co-correctly but my mouth keeps getting c-c-crooked because I lo-lo-love it so much, love it so mu-much " [signature] |
| Kk who you even? |
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| i'm gonna take a shower babe |
| Wait for me, babe. |
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| This was a mistake |
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| You liked it? |
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| Cupcakes? |
 shit!! he got me! that fucking Poly boomed me! he's so good! (x4) |
| Hit the shower |
 . 有人要给我钱吗？:) ---------  . art by kogecha ❀✿❀✿❀ . |
| am i still dreaming? |
| ^^How did you get here? You had my permission. |
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| Wood by jazz music again. Fuck. |
| I've never seen you before in my life. |
 "Out of the night that conquers me, Black as the pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul."  |
| your otp is not canon |
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| Kill me please. |
 The peasant is bound by the king. The king is bound by the peasants and their kingdom. But the Viking is bound to nothing but themselves. |
| I will take a selfie |
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| Watch Terminator 2 together |
| Ask if they did not see their room. |
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| Don't kill me, I ain't no titan. |
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| You want some cheesecake? |
| This is a dream right? |
| Stop hogging the covers. |
 Bölvat es okkr, bróðir, bani em ek þinn orðinn; þat mun æ uppi; illr er dómr norna. -Hlöðskviða (The Battle of the Goths and Huns) |
| let's play Call of duty |
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*nervously laughs until the memories resurface* |
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| hello |
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| Let's partying with the salt dude above. |
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| What the --? You know, I'm okay with this. |
| uhhh... I can explain |
Be gone with you two-eyes, before I bite you! |
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| Ain't i your master? |
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| UFF |
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| Ehh |
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| but you died in 1980 |
| I revived and i am making my return. |
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| So was this necrophilia? |
| We took too many drugs the day before." |
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| ^^I am sorry sir, but you're not here cause you have already died ^ Sneaky aren't you :3 |
| I will say in british accent "Sirrr, are you drunk?" |
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| Weren't you scared? |
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