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Apr 10, 2017 2:19 PM
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I told you to come in the back door, not the front.
Who will take care of the child now?
 
Apr 10, 2017 2:27 PM

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Ummm...how is your day???
 
Apr 10, 2017 2:29 PM

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That's kinda rad...
 
Apr 10, 2017 2:29 PM
 
Apr 10, 2017 2:30 PM
ab imo pectore

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So what do you want me to make you for breakfast?







Felix qui potuit rerum
cognoscere causas.
 
Apr 10, 2017 2:31 PM

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How about pancakes?
 
Apr 10, 2017 2:35 PM

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Did I contract anything? D:
One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf policeman heard the noise and came and killed those two dead boys
 
Apr 10, 2017 2:39 PM

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Please don't give me head
 
Apr 10, 2017 2:52 PM
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Why does it feel like I took the biggest shit just now?
 
Apr 10, 2017 2:53 PM

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Do you want to build a snowman?
 
Apr 10, 2017 2:54 PM

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Apr 10, 2017 2:54 PM

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^^^ Hey uh...are you okay? Do you want a drink?
^ Let me hug you c:
 
Apr 10, 2017 2:57 PM
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I thought this shit only happened in prison.
 
Apr 10, 2017 3:01 PM

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where my shrimps
 
Apr 10, 2017 3:02 PM

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I ate them.
 
Apr 10, 2017 3:51 PM
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*whispers in there ears quietly* "hey it's shia lebouf "
 
Apr 10, 2017 3:52 PM

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Hello *Adele voice*







yeehaw
 
Apr 10, 2017 4:30 PM

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*women
 
Apr 10, 2017 6:20 PM
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I mean I wouldn't SAY anything
Aye check out my profile!
 
Apr 10, 2017 6:21 PM

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Got any kiwis, Captain?


"Out of the night that conquers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul."

 
Apr 10, 2017 6:50 PM

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*pretends nothing happened*
 
Apr 10, 2017 6:52 PM

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hi
♪ oh god ♪ _
♪ i miss you ♪ _


the artwork belongs to Yukihiro Nakamura


_now playing: pj harvey - the piano
____________⏮️ ⏯️ ⏭️
 
Apr 10, 2017 7:10 PM
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Apr 10, 2017 7:14 PM

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Stop blowing smoke in my face


"Out of the night that conquers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul."

 
Apr 10, 2017 7:17 PM

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I hope that's sweat I produced from the heat of our bodies underneath the sheets and not pee
♪ oh god ♪ _
♪ i miss you ♪ _


the artwork belongs to Yukihiro Nakamura


_now playing: pj harvey - the piano
____________⏮️ ⏯️ ⏭️
 
Apr 10, 2017 7:29 PM

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If the sticky stuff on my Futon is cum i will make you lick it clean.


 
Apr 10, 2017 7:32 PM
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Apr 10, 2017 7:34 PM

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Persona 5's soundtrack is amazing
♪ oh god ♪ _
♪ i miss you ♪ _


the artwork belongs to Yukihiro Nakamura


_now playing: pj harvey - the piano
____________⏮️ ⏯️ ⏭️
 
Apr 10, 2017 7:46 PM

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"What have I done?"
 
Apr 10, 2017 10:04 PM

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What the hell did I drink to go in a bed with a cat?
 
Apr 10, 2017 10:05 PM

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twins? what did i do to deserve this <~<


“I look around and Sin City's cold and empty
No one's around to judge me"

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My Sigs
MAL Interview
 
Apr 10, 2017 10:07 PM

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Blog coming during April.~






Filter my anime list by fetish:
Ass - Boxing - Bunny - Catfight - S&M - Wrestling
 
Apr 10, 2017 10:12 PM
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Apr 10, 2017 11:55 PM

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I know you took my socks.
 
Apr 10, 2017 11:58 PM

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Takoyaki please
 
Apr 11, 2017 1:20 AM

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Oh no

Modified by atKatlin, Apr 11, 2017 1:23 AM
 
Apr 11, 2017 2:56 AM

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HOLY CRAP

I'm level on mal-badges. View my badges.

 
Apr 11, 2017 2:57 AM

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Do you accept JEsus as our lord and savior
 
Apr 11, 2017 3:30 AM

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Ayy dude, wanna learn some music?
 
Apr 11, 2017 3:31 AM

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JESUS! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE?!?!?!?!
 
Apr 11, 2017 3:34 AM

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Who are you
Pls get out of my bed
thank you takiboob




 
Apr 11, 2017 5:19 AM

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Your username's more fìtting than I thought :o








 
Apr 11, 2017 5:36 AM

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can you make the coffee?
 
Apr 11, 2017 5:37 AM

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*yawns*
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'Who even reads these?'


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Apr 11, 2017 5:38 AM

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The dog is into the cat.
 
Apr 11, 2017 5:38 AM

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Ooooh, not agaaaaiiin !
 
Apr 11, 2017 5:38 AM

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^^Catdog?

^I'm just tryna have a fun time, no judging.
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'Who even reads these?'


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Apr 11, 2017 5:39 AM

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Catdoggingstyle.
 
Apr 11, 2017 5:40 AM

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I am hungry.

 
Apr 11, 2017 5:40 AM

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This is the weirdest thing
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'Who even reads these?'


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