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Mar 22, 2017 8:19 PM

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Hey I have the hiccups and its been bugging the shit outta me. Know any ways to get rid of them?
 
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Mar 22, 2017 8:32 PM
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The only method I know, and I don't even know if this works, is to gulp down water while upside down.


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Mar 22, 2017 8:32 PM

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Drinking milk works for me for some reason.
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Mar 22, 2017 8:38 PM

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vulturs said:
The only method I know, and I don't even know if this works, is to gulp down water while upside down.


I think that's called waterboarding?

Menzo- said:
Drinking milk works for me for some reason.

Thanks for the advice :)
 
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Mar 22, 2017 10:04 PM

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I'd say drink water and take really, really gulped breaths.

Once, I literally had hiccups for nearly two hours on and off, despite doing all I could to rid myself of them, to no avail. Not fun.


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Mar 22, 2017 10:25 PM
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Apparently a man hiccuped for sixty-eight years.


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Mar 22, 2017 11:06 PM

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Decapitation. Kind of makes it hard to breathe, but it'll get rid of your hiccups.

Joking aside: A friend taught me this remedy years ago. It works without fail for me:

  1. Inhale as much air as you can (or really close to it) and hold your breath.
  2. Wait 10 seconds.
  3. Without releasing the breath, inhale a bit more air and continue to hold your breath. (Yes, I'm aware this kind of contradicts the "inhale as much air as you can" bit. If inhaling more is completely impossible, restart by inhaling slightly less air.)
  4. Wait 10 seconds.
  5. Again, without releasing the breath, inhale a bit more air and continue to hold your breath.
  6. Wait 5 seconds.
  7. Release breath and resume normal breathing.

I can't remember any time it hasn't worked for me. That said, I do know someone it doesn't work for, so don't sue me if it fails.
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Mar 23, 2017 3:08 AM

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drink from the glass of water from the opposite edge of the glass. Works every time.

So you have to bend over to drink it, use your top lip as the lower sealing lip.

Guarantee it will work.
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Mar 23, 2017 5:42 AM

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There's two ways to solve it.

1) get a rope, hang yourself
2) Drink bleach
 
Mar 23, 2017 5:45 AM
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The only way I've heard that actually works is to put a finger in your ass, no joke. Never tried it so can't confirm. Also waiting really long and suffering usually does the trick for me.
 
Mar 23, 2017 9:01 AM

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Hold your breath for as long as you can. Do as often as necessary.
For me it usually worked after 1-2 tries.
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Mar 23, 2017 12:06 PM

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Ivy said:
Hold your breath for as long as you can. Do as often as necessary.
For me it usually worked after 1-2 tries.

Yes, holding your breath works. This is what I always do when I have hiccups.


Or you can try the well known trick LOL
Ask someone to scare you XD


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Mar 23, 2017 1:47 PM
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Drinking water usally helps me. Luckily since my hiccups can be very hurtful.
 
Mar 23, 2017 4:54 PM

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I stop my breathing for as long as I can, if it didn't work for the first time, then I try again.
 
Mar 23, 2017 9:39 PM

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Digital rectal message.

Seriously.
 
Mar 23, 2017 9:56 PM

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It will stop, eventually so don't worry.

Also, just drink water until you're perfectly fine. Or, I don't know if this is going to ruin your mood, but try asking for someone to scare or startle you. (IE, while walking to your room, your friend/relative suddenly shocks you behind your back)
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Mar 25, 2017 8:51 AM

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Hold your breath for like 30 seconds. It works for me.
 
Mar 25, 2017 9:15 AM

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hold breath
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Mar 25, 2017 10:14 AM

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Plug your nose and have a big drink of water.

It's always worked for me all my life.


 
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vulturs said:
The only method I know, and I don't even know if this works, is to gulp down water while upside down.


That's literally the only thing that works for me and it's actually so weird to do because it feels like the water is going to go up your nose or something.
 
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