| My friend broke up with his girlfriend and now he came back to anime and the MAL. OMG he says it hurts so much. He never thought that something stupid like ending a relationship would hurt so much. So guys, do u have any tips to cure broken heart? He said watching anime is helping. |
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| Read manga too. I wish him good luck for his next relationship. I'm also expecting someone to randomly say drink Bleach, just letting this out so no one recommends it. Bleach meme is so old in my opinion. |
| Whenever i get my heart broken i listen to this song. |
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| Nothing cures a broken heart like futanari hentai |
| 한 번만 살지만 제대로 하면 한 번이면 충분해요 |
| Start helping out at charity maybe? |
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| Time heals all wounds. Think good thoughts and try to have fun. Should help a lot. |
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| JB Weld should do a good job of holding it together. |
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| A broken heart can be life threatening, you should see your doctor about a pacemaker or something, maybe new valves or stents. :D |
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| I guess it will take some time to cure it but maybe watching some hentai should heal it faster |
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| Time, simple as that. I've had my heart broken dozens of times and it's always a really shitty experience. I was miserable last year because of it, and I generally wouldn't want anyone to experience that kind of pain. But it happens, and sadly it is a part of life. It gets easier as time goes on. Just be emotionally available for them. |
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| Help him find a video game that you can both play together, video games with friends can distract people and that's how I try to deal with it. |
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Sazerlim said: I guess it will take some time to cure it but maybe watching some hentai should heal it faster The more tentacles it has, the faster the healing will be |
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| I agree that time will heal emotional wounds like that, although it can be a slow process. Focusing on other things that he enjoys (like anime) also will help. |
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Glub said: My friend broke up with his girlfriend and now he came back to anime and the MAL. OMG he says it hurts so much. He never thought that something stupid like ending a relationship would hurt so much. So guys, do u have any tips to cure broken heart? He said watching anime is helping. Be a true friend and sodomize him, if he refuses, force yourself into him. The pain in his heart will be nothing compared with the pain he will feel in his ass, and then he will realize it wasn't really that much of a big deal |
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| Buy a glue, apply it in the other side of your heart, then gently connect the other half. If it still didn't work. Get a better glue and just do it again. If still didn't cure it, buy a heart in the Black Market. |
| Tell him to get someone else as a rebound. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ |
| One good advice. Stay the fuck away from alcohol. I made that mistake and ever sine then I haven't really been able to get out of it again. So.. stay the fuck away from alcohol. |
| "A man wishing to be unhappy finds many ways to prove his course." - Hundred eyes |
| time will heal everything just tell him to do what he loves and keep himself distracted for some time |
Yudina said: Tell him to get someone else as a rebound. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Yeah and tell him to whisper this on her ear. "I'm looking for my rebound chick, girl could you be it. I'm not looking for love love,love, love, love |
I'm feelin' normal, I'm feelin' myself ♪♪ |
Glub said: My friend broke up with his girlfriend and now he came back to anime and the MAL. OMG he says it hurts so much. He never thought that something stupid like ending a relationship would hurt so much. So guys, do u have any tips to cure broken heart? He said watching anime is helping. find another girlfriend or just friends. |
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Glub said: My friend broke up with his girlfriend and now he came back to anime and the MAL. OMG he says it hurts so much. He never thought that something stupid like ending a relationship would hurt so much. So guys, do u have any tips to cure broken heart? He said watching anime is helping. Blackjack, prostitutes, and cocaine |
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| I second what @Kagami said. Time is one of the best cures for it - along with doing things you find enjoyable. Worked wonders for me when I had my heart metaphorically ripped out and thrown against a brick wall. |
| Plenty of ways to mend a broken heart. Alcohol, Drugs, Hookers, Strippers. Pick your choice. Personally I'd go with the Alcohol, because you can buy them cheap. |
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| Don't think about it anymore, and move on. Also you need to surround yourself with good people. Always keep yourself busy and don't try to sulk or be sad about it. Breaking up hurts, but it's life. |
| Alcohol never works so do psilocybin shrooms. If it can help terminally ill people come to terms with their own death, it can help you come to terms that you are just being an over emotional little bitch. That or a dose of MDMA |
| visit a doctor and ask if they can cure it |
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| Confide in and talk to other people that he trusts. I wish him well and hope that he feels better soon. <3 |
 "ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ sᴇᴇɴ ᴅᴀɴᴄɪɴɢ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ɪɴsᴀɴᴇ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ʜᴇᴀʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴜsɪᴄ."  |
Hias said: Time, simple as that. I've had my heart broken dozens of times and it's always a really shitty experience. I was miserable last year because of it, and I generally wouldn't want anyone to experience that kind of pain. But it happens, and sadly it is a part of life. It gets easier as time goes on. Just be emotionally available for them. This is solid advice. Time is definitely a key factor in moving on. |
| "ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ sᴇᴇɴ ᴅᴀɴᴄɪɴɢ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ɪɴsᴀɴᴇ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ʜᴇᴀʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴜsɪᴄ." |
| I disagree that simply stating time is enough. People are the agent of how they spend their time. A person can use that time to be depressed chronically, which really isn't a good thing is it? The best use of time is to talk about your pains than keep it shut. Let it all out at some point, then focus your energy on other things. If this can naturally happen to a person, then time is all they need. But if one is honestly clueless about what to do, then some advice is surely more helpful than suggesting just let time pass. Of course, some people could end up too focused on other things and start to neglect meaningful relationships, or talk too much that it starts to annoy their friends. Finding that line is a discovery that's different for every person. Focusing on anime is okay, but you know, it is fictional and feels more like escapism than bettering yourself. What about hobbies that actually involves the person to be active in some way? Whether creatively, physically, emotionally, or spiritually? Perhaps now they'll have more time to actively pursue their interests. |
| Tell him not to get in relationships in the first place. I think a person can be happier if they stay single in their life. Also, if he's at all religious, ask him to read 1 Corinthians chapter 7. |
| another solution is tell him to get a waifu, that'll help a lot XD |
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| Have sex with guys instead of girls. |
  Hope this helps to cure his broken heart. :D |
 If God exists, then he should try extending my deadline right now! ~ Kobayashi, Kobayashi-san chi no Maid Dragon - Episode 12 |
| You just need to keep your mind off it. Just keep yourself busy, etc. A job could help.. |
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| When something like that happens to me, I like to acknowledge my emotions and try and decide whether they have any basis in reality. Although it is impossible to be completely rational at times like these, I find much solace in realising that the pain will pass and that other, almost certainly better things will arrive shortly. |
| meditation and contemplation for one thing, only a heart that cannot open is truly broken |
| I CELEBRATE myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you. |
| A broken heart never gets cured. You just learn to live with it, find new directions in life and put effort into them. |
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| I'm not a doctor, but I can tell you something... You can't fix a broken heart because it was alive at one point and not anymore. |
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crashinho said: time will heal everything just tell him to do what he loves and keep himself distracted for some time Does time heal a retard? No, they stay retarded |
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| music, memes, ice cream. I'm not sure how much he wants to disconnect from the world, so don't force anything. gl. |
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| Productive activities? Achieving something always makes you feel better. Anime might help. Though, in the long run, it may just cause a sense of self alienation. Outside activities with people around him would be a healthier way to distract himself from that experience. |
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| I might just have the perfect cure. Just follow these steps. 1. Download and install world of tanks. 2.Play the kv1 line until you get tier 6 tank kv2. 3. Buy kv2, put 100% crew in it, install equipment. 4. Get out in a battle, hit enemy for 1k damage in single shot. And that is the cure to everything, even the cancer you might get while playing the game. |
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| Get a new girlfriend. That is the BEST and FASTEST way to fix a broken heart. |
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| Just give it time. Only time can heal a broken heart and it'll happen before he even realizes it. When I went through breakups in the past, the first thing I did was vent. I just let it all out to my friends. My frustration, anger, sadness, and the tears.... the oh so many tears. After that came the distractions. Whether it came in the form of watching anime, reading manga, playing online games, going out to parties, watching movies at the mall, shopping, travelling... basically anything that will keep you busy. Tell him to do whatever it is that truly makes him happy because that will successfully distract him. Preferably, tell him to do things that involve other people. Anime might make him feel good but solitary activities like that will eventually make him realize how alone he feels after losing someone so have him do something that will likely involve him conversing with another person. (If he doesn't want to go out and see people, I suggest online gaming. This can actually work wonders plus if he gets into it, he'll end up investing a lot of time into it.) Just have him do that and before he knows it, he'll get used to spending his time doing his own thing rather than with his girlfriend and he'll forget his heartache sooner or later. The more distracted he gets and the more invested he gets into other things/activities, the sooner the pain will go away. |
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KaihoBuddha said: Get a new girlfriend. That is the BEST and FASTEST way to fix a broken heart. and the best and fastest way to break somebody else's :P |
| I CELEBRATE myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you. |
| "Watch Shirokuma Cafe, you pleb!" is the most obvious thing to say to a plebeian with a broken heart. |
| Read. Listen music. Watch funny and relaxing shows. Play games. To put it simply, anything that can make your mind busy. Take your own time. If you like your work, then focus on it. Same for studying. This happened to me few weeks ago. Now I´m way better. YES. NICHIJOU IS A GREAT MEDICINE!!! |
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Glub said: My friend broke up with his girlfriend and now he came back to anime and the MAL. OMG he says it hurts so much. He never thought that something stupid like ending a relationship would hurt so much. So guys, do u have any tips to cure broken heart? He said watching anime is helping. I'm sorry about your friend ;; what helped me the most is to delete or burn anything of theirs. XD i know it might sound crazy but it actually helps alot xD tell your friend to delete as much of that person so he can forget her and just think positive. :3 hope it's going well with him! |
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