"Undertones are not Yuri! You go all the way or you go home! I'm not dealing with this, because it's your ONE JOB! My Coffee Maker has one job: To Make Coffee! And it manages to do that...every single day! I'm not on the receiving end of Coffee Undetones!
They're GIRLS! If they're not doing GAY THINGS With eachother, then WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR!?!?"