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Sep 29, 2016 8:17 AM
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/science/campaigners-call-nasa-fire-condoms-8939505

A campaign has been launched to persuade NASA to send condoms into space, so that aliens and humans can have safe sex together.

The Swedish Association for Sexuality Education (RFSU), which started the campaign, describes condoms as "one of the most significant inventions of all time".

It says the contraceptives should be sent into space because aliens might decide to visit Earth one day and have sex with some "hot earthlings".


The RFSU admits that "we can't be sure what the aliens' sex organs look like", but claims that the condom "says a lot about us humans".

"This small little latex thingy might look simple, but it is extremely important in letting every human decide about their own bodies and their own lives," the video states.

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Sweden might be looking way too far ahead with their progress this time around..
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Sep 29, 2016 8:18 AM
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Sep 29, 2016 8:19 AM
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I want some alien pussy. where do I sign up
Sep 29, 2016 8:22 AM
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>RFSU

KILL IT WITH FIRE
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Sep 29, 2016 8:29 AM
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Making love with cute aliens? I'm game.


Sep 29, 2016 8:30 AM
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gotta rubber that johnny know what im saying HAUHAHHAUEHGAUEGUAUGEAUGHAURHUAVODAT$HORF
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Sep 29, 2016 8:48 AM
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WHAT!?
WHAT THE FUCK!?
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Sep 29, 2016 9:23 AM
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Of course it was Swedes that proposed this idea, LOL.

Don't forget to include "No Means No" wristbands as well – we all know how lustful humans can be, and we need to protect our intergalactic friends from traumatic rape experiences.
Sep 29, 2016 9:28 AM
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Man I fucking love the Swedes.
Sep 29, 2016 9:33 AM
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So this is progress...

I like it
 
Sep 29, 2016 9:33 AM

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Don't forget to add some lube as well.
Sep 29, 2016 9:37 AM

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yurkin said:
Don't forget to add some lube as well.
lube? Isn't that what pussy juices are for?
Sep 29, 2016 9:50 AM

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We are deserving of no other fate but extermination.
Sep 29, 2016 9:51 AM

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Sorakaa said:
yurkin said:
Don't forget to add some lube as well.
lube? Isn't that what pussy juices are for?

Are you sure an alien woman's pussy don't need it?
Sep 29, 2016 9:54 AM

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We are advancing! Finally! Maybe Alien Pussy is better? Anyways, aliens 'bout to learn today.

Sep 29, 2016 10:58 AM

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that small latex cannot deal with this









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Sep 29, 2016 10:59 AM
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Fucking Heretics.
Sep 29, 2016 2:09 PM

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They are already here, it's way too late.
Sep 29, 2016 10:58 PM

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what the world goes into... definetely interesting...
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Sep 29, 2016 11:03 PM

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Well, that's not something you hear every day...sometimes I'm just so glad to be on MAL
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Sep 30, 2016 8:31 AM

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Can't wait for the first porn with real aliens.
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Sep 30, 2016 3:46 PM

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I guess watching Refugees rape their women was getting stale, time to summon Cthulhu.
Sep 30, 2016 11:41 PM

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I have a better idea. How about the people that suggested this go wrap some condoms around their heads and swim through space.
Oct 1, 2016 3:51 AM

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Ah cool ! Exactly what I needed to deal with earthlings ;)

RedArmyShogun said:
I guess watching Refugees rape their women was getting stale, time to summon Cthulhu.


Hehehehe Dem tentacles, no one can resist
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