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Sep 29, 2016 7:23 AM
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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-37481251


this must be the most unlucky guy on the planet.
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Sep 29, 2016 7:29 AM
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Again remind me, why the hell do people live in Ozzyland? The place that inhabits most of the venomous creatures in the world.

At least it wasn't a python in Thailand, that is far worse...
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Sep 29, 2016 10:18 AM
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Poor bray. Not to mention they probably have the biggest population and largest crocodiles there - what a world to live in








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Sep 29, 2016 10:25 AM
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I thought this kind of thing was daily routine for the people living in Australia.
Sep 29, 2016 10:39 AM
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This is why you shouldn't live in Australia
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Sep 29, 2016 10:44 AM
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Im so fucking sick of these new age hormone fed huntsman spiders who think it's perfectly good to run across my dashboard or drop from the sun shield fuck this stupid country holy shit just end it with holy fire
Sep 29, 2016 10:44 AM
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God damn. Will they have to chop off him penis, though?
Sep 29, 2016 12:13 PM
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Well, that's australia in a nutshell also who uses public/portable toilets for fucks sake I'd rather hold it in and wait until I come home but whatever
Sep 29, 2016 12:29 PM
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I hope cute spider babies will come out from his peen!
Sep 29, 2016 12:41 PM

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Poor guy. I Feel bad for him.
Sep 29, 2016 12:58 PM
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...is there something like this exhentai?
Sep 29, 2016 1:07 PM
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With his luck, he should never visit Brazil, as the Brazilian Wandering Spider is the most deadly spider of the world. In addition to having that title, a spider bite from it will cause a severe and painful erection that will last numerous hours--and that's regardless of the bite site. I can't help but wonder if that "problem" will be compounded if the bite site was where the effects manifest.
Sep 29, 2016 1:13 PM

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Again*

So this kind of thing isn't new huh? Do Australians dangle their penises in spider webs?
Sep 29, 2016 1:16 PM

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Australia is too dangerous to live in, everything is out to kill you.


Sep 29, 2016 2:07 PM

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I don't give a sht about Australia since they tried to arrest Johnny Depp.
Sep 29, 2016 9:53 PM

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Well, I have lived in Australia for 46 years, and yes there are venomous creatures we hardly ever see them, and it comes natural to be wary of where they usually hang about.

Snakes usually take off at the first noise, so just stop and let it go. Spiders, well, look first, and don't let them in the first place.

Honestly, as an Australian, I would be more terrified in America where there are bears, rattle snakes, tarantulas, and so many sub-humans with guns and blades.

I have only ever seen about 10 snakes in my life, only ever been bitten by small money spiders when gardening.

And yes, Huntsmans in or in the car is the fucking worst. Hrumph.
idk about you but the closer a girl gets to looking like ronald mcdonald, the more aroused i become. CAV

where can we cast our eyes to @PoruMairu who thinks of himself a member of the true church. Helion.
Sep 29, 2016 11:46 PM

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i am more concerned about "again" words..
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Oct 1, 2016 10:05 AM

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Small to average sized males would pay good money for some spider induced penis swelling.
Oct 1, 2016 10:19 AM

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Australians are the worst creature in Australia.
Oct 4, 2016 12:01 PM

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Yes, it's sad and I'm sorry for the poor dude but "again"??? Pfft, how does one guy's penis attract spiders like that, is it some spider-magnet or smth? :D
I'm a horrible person for laughing, aren't I.
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Oct 4, 2016 4:58 PM

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The "again" part is what gets me lol
Oct 5, 2016 7:58 PM

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TheDeadApostle said:
Again*

So this kind of thing isn't new huh? Do Australians dangle their penises in spider webs?


Well, as the Crocodile Hunter showed us, they are forever poking fingers into holes containing dangerous creatures... Maybe this guy just made that trend a little more extreme.
We won't be seeing him on animal planet though!

"Oh crikey mate! Little bugger almost bit my Dingo off!"
Oct 6, 2016 2:16 PM
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Australia: the harmful creature capital of the world.
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