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Aug 28, 2016 8:16 PM

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if it so, basically most of men already done it , are mass murders.
also if you had sex most of your, sperm will die anyway
Aug 28, 2016 8:41 PM

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Were you always this against fapping and porn?
Aug 28, 2016 9:22 PM
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Ehm... yeah... It's not murder because the human being is created when the spermatozoon enters the ovum. So you're not killing anything.
Aug 29, 2016 1:03 AM
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well this might as well mark the grave for the last scrap of op's sanity
arguably he lost most of it a long time ago, but any tiny remnant that was left just perished very brutally
Aug 29, 2016 2:24 AM

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the murder of your dignity and fortitude.

also character
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Aug 29, 2016 2:32 AM

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Yes and when I drink a glass of water I think about how I could've used that glassful of water to water plants and now a plant somewhere might have died because of me.
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Aug 29, 2016 2:35 AM

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did you know that if you water a plant with your fap juice

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Aug 29, 2016 2:36 AM

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ooh damnit I was thinking fapping to a murder, like tenticals fucking some kawaii bitch to death. Well shoot yeah... what they all said on top :P

I think we should be good though. I don't see how God would expect us to get some girl pregant every time we feel the urge.
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Aug 29, 2016 2:43 AM

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If fapping is murder, I should be in jail for the rest of my natural life.

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What the fuck even is this thread???


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Aug 29, 2016 2:53 AM

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Thread still up despite rule 6 ^_-?

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Guys can at least set them free in a toilet bowl or something so they turn into frogs :D

Fixed it for ya.
Aug 29, 2016 6:52 AM

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YaDiList said:

also if you had sex most of your, sperm will die anyway

no since sperm can live in the women egg.

Aug 29, 2016 7:13 AM

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Sure, but you make thousands more every day, so it doesn't matter.

Females have millions of eggs and every month, one of them goes away because of her period. Isn't that killing a baby, in your words, too?

No one cares, you can just make more and more.
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Aug 29, 2016 7:20 AM

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YaoiMaster said:
Isn't that killing a baby, in your words, too?


yes i said that in post #33 , i consider it as half-murder.



No one cares, you can just make more and more.


u sound like a sperm pro , and know how to make more?

Aug 29, 2016 7:26 AM

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AllenVonStein said:


u sound like a sperm pro , and know how to make more?


It's not considered a baby unless it's out of the womb. It's not considered a fetus unless it's in the womb. It's not killing anything. It's killing a potential fetus.

Apparently this is how it works:
The sperm regeneration cycle takes about 74 days. It is generally known that most men produce millions of new sperm every day. However, you might not know that these new sperm take about 2 ½ – 3 months to fully mature or that when sperm are initially formed they lack the ability to swim forward or fertilize an egg.
So basically you aren't killing anything.
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Aug 29, 2016 7:27 AM

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AllenVonStein said:
I mean u know just think many potential sperm babies you kill each time.
that's lot of lives
Alright Allen, I'm done.

I have seen so many fucking threads by you like holy shit.

Do you live to shitpost?

Like...what the HELL kind of thread is this?

Every Human masturbates! o.o;

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Aug 29, 2016 7:37 AM

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I'd cut my penis in half if I ever did such vile atrocities. The only semen I'll waste will be on my waifu. It so happens that my waifu lives on my glorious semen, so I guess it's a fair trade. Don't ya think?
Aug 29, 2016 9:23 AM

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fapping only releasing sperm outside. not kill them. fresh air did it :P
Aug 29, 2016 10:03 AM

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mascarpone said:
Yes op let the filthy heathens spill their seed on the ground! For the Catholic church has told me so. ^_-


I wanted to post this but sadly I was too late for the party. This was my knee jerk response to this topic. It's literally this video. Haha!

Being a former Roman Catholic myself, I'm honor bound to at least share this(and let this live on the second page at the very least).. haha!
Aug 29, 2016 10:48 AM

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@CapitalistGod Ah, someone else who appreciates my banter and a Monty Python fan as well. My my~ ^^
Aug 29, 2016 1:10 PM

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From a very literal and broad definition of murder, yes. However, from a moral standpoint I wouldn't classify it as being inherently bad.
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Aug 29, 2016 7:21 PM

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I think they die anyways after a while, so not really, but sort of.
Aug 29, 2016 7:22 PM

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Exhalant said:
What the fuck even is this thread???
Just pretend it's "Is abortion murder" So you don't get grossed out, or whatever your problem with this thread is.
Aug 29, 2016 7:23 PM

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Of course I do! Poor little sperms, they deserve human rights as well :'(



weetI guess, as long as I have life, all I can do is fight with all my might.
Aug 30, 2016 1:36 PM

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I wouldnt want it to be illegal-- cause then id feel less guilty bout it ^_^
Aug 31, 2016 5:02 AM

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If that's the case, I kill more than Hitler had in his reign in a daily basis :3








Aug 31, 2016 9:57 AM

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Yeah of course. Sperm cells die for your base pleasure.
#CellLivesMatter
Aug 31, 2016 10:01 AM

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then menstruation is a murder too, life's cruel
Aug 31, 2016 4:15 PM

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I'm a glass-half-full kind of person, so I imagine I'm sparing my kids from a potentially insufferable lifestyle due to mental retardation or other medical complications that may arise.




Aug 31, 2016 4:21 PM

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Nope, because I believe that life begins at conception.
Sep 1, 2016 7:13 AM

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You have too much freetime, dont you? :D
Sep 1, 2016 9:30 AM

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vvicked said:
then menstruation is a murder too, life's cruel

actually yes and i have said that in post #33 , i consider it as half-murder.

Dave8814 said:
You have too much freetime, dont you? :D


not sure what freetime has to do with sperms but anyway no .

Sep 1, 2016 9:50 AM

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This is VIP shitposting right here, someone give this man a badge.

OT: we're all murderers, deal with it.

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Sep 1, 2016 11:00 AM

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I misread How do you consider fapping to a murder
Sep 1, 2016 11:42 AM

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AllenVonStein said:
vvicked said:
then menstruation is a murder too, life's cruel

actually yes and i have said that in post #33 , i consider it as half-murder.

Dave8814 said:
You have too much freetime, dont you? :D


not sure what freetime has to do with sperms but anyway no .


I mean you have too many times, and you start thinking things, like this.
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