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May 31, 2016 3:02 AM

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So About this?
LOL,
I know this is stupid to ask, but I've been wondering how to get a girl-friend?
 
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May 31, 2016 3:05 AM

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If you have to ask, then you're already doing it wrong. Take it easy, be yourself, eventually, maybe, someone will come into your life.

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With bad luck, snake eyes, a pair of dice.
I'm paralyzed, she speaks twice, a pair of lies,
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May 31, 2016 3:08 AM

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Just don't be a dick and live your life. Maybe you'll meet someone some day. But don't be afraid to take the first step when you like someone.
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May 31, 2016 3:10 AM

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By raising the Social Link to the maximum level.
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May 31, 2016 3:13 AM

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No idea, be good-looking maybe, as most people are shallow.
 
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May 31, 2016 3:19 AM

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You can't teach this kind of thing, it just works differently for everyone.

Just go up to her and say "Hey you want to get lunch sometime?" or any variation like that, be straightforward by letting your intentions known but don't be forceful, if she says no just be ok with it and move on.

And in today's world, we have apps and websites to meet people, try those. If you don't want to ask out someone face to face then those will work better for you.


 
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May 31, 2016 3:37 AM

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Find a girl you really like so fall in love
 
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May 31, 2016 3:40 AM

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Be nice. Always be yourself - never hide your true personality to gain someone's friendship / affection.

In the end, I like to go by the little proverb, 'if it's meant to be, it's up to me'. Go ask a girl on a lunch date! A little confidence goes a long way.
 
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May 31, 2016 3:54 AM
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op ive never heard of this anime rate /10 ???
 
May 31, 2016 4:14 AM

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Too many topics asking how to get girlfriends etc, the answers always the same. Just be yourself, no point pretending to be someone your not, because any relationship you get like that will just be fake.

You're still young, just enjoy how petite trivial issues like these are before you're old enough to have to start paying tax and rent fml.
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May 31, 2016 4:15 AM

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wrong site to ask, MAL is virgin's wonderland.

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May 31, 2016 4:23 AM

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A mixture of these: Be
Nice
Aggressive
Charming
Handsome
 
May 31, 2016 4:26 AM
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Rainbowfootsteps said:
Be nice. Always be yourself - never hide your true personality to gain someone's friendship / affection.

In the end, I like to go by the little proverb, 'if it's meant to be, it's up to me'. Go ask a girl on a lunch date! A little confidence goes a long way.


Worst advice ever. Don't listen to this guy about being yourself. What if being "yourself" is a total selfish asshole? I'm sure that would work out just fine.
 
May 31, 2016 4:31 AM

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Now serious, do you even tried? If you find someone you like, just ask her for going out.
 
May 31, 2016 6:29 AM

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You can easily buy one on Amazon, I recommend the Asuna body pillow since its a starter waifu.
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May 31, 2016 6:31 AM

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Well I think the first step is to not write girlfriend like that.
 
May 31, 2016 6:45 AM

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Pursue the girl directly? No matter how much self confidence, readiness, willingness, or other things you have if you don't openly show the girl that you actually want her, then it's all void. There's a good reason why vast majority of my friends who are dating/have married are either pushovers or daredevils.

And that's how i got to be dating with the girl i like now.
 
May 31, 2016 6:48 AM

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kiss kiss fall in love
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May 31, 2016 7:06 AM

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Alright, take down notes;

First off you'll need a 50 ft rope, duct tape and a white van..
 
May 31, 2016 7:08 AM

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1 Be good looking
2 Have a job that pays well

Thats all you need.
 
May 31, 2016 7:10 AM

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Find a girl you dont know and defend her honor and give her money on paetreon. Only works in online arguments
 
May 31, 2016 7:15 AM

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be yourself, confident and look decent
 
May 31, 2016 7:53 AM

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May 31, 2016 8:20 AM

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Be your own girlfriend. Self-sufficient.

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May 31, 2016 8:36 AM

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Be a jerk. Girls like jerks.

 
May 31, 2016 8:58 AM

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You don't need one. Dying alone is the best way to die.
 
May 31, 2016 9:09 AM

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She's probably looking for you as we speak op
 
May 31, 2016 9:10 AM

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@Taro__Tanaka ok b4 giving u some gold idea , why do u want a gf?

 
May 31, 2016 9:10 AM

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Step 1: Be rich
Step 2: Be attractive
Step 3: Don't be ugly
Something witty that makes you think I'm funny


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May 31, 2016 9:16 AM

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Get a waifu, cause no waifu -> no laifu
 
May 31, 2016 12:53 PM

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Its apparently a fact now that girls ask men out more these days and succeed than the other way around.
 
May 31, 2016 12:54 PM
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Dessembrae said:
By raising the Social Link to the maximum level.

This thread should have ended here...
 
May 31, 2016 1:02 PM

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Use this guide: http://m.wikihow.com/Get-a-Girlfriend
It even has awesome anime illustrations
 
May 31, 2016 1:34 PM

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It depends on what kind of girlfriend you want. Although pretending to be someone you're not may help you obtain a girlfriend, your relationship would be pretty shitty. I've never actually had a girlfriend, but since I'm still young I know it would probably end in breaking up anyway, so there isn't too much point to it.
 
May 31, 2016 1:38 PM

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Don't even bother , if you need to get laid just get a hooker.
 
May 31, 2016 2:00 PM

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Make money. Be funny, but not too funny. Be mysterious, but not too mysterious. Be part of a band, but don't play drums or bass. Be attractive. Do everything she says. Compliment her. Buy her gifts at least once a week. Be flirty, but not too flirty. Be a jerk, but not too much of a jerk. Be loud, but not too loud. Have a big dick. Wear expensive clothes. Brag about your accomplishments in life, but don't brag too much. Gain the approval of her parents and friends. Drive a fancy car. Have a sexy bod. Smile, but not too much. Be serious, but not too serious.

Did I miss anything?



 
May 31, 2016 2:04 PM

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McGibletz said:
Use this guide: http://m.wikihow.com/Get-a-Girlfriend
It even has awesome anime illustrations

that's so sad....

who makes those guides?


 
May 31, 2016 2:40 PM

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Be social - the more you interact with people, the higher the chance is to find a girl you like and who likes you back :)
 
May 31, 2016 4:07 PM
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I have no idea how to do it. I have no idea how others do it. it's a mystery to me.
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May 31, 2016 9:20 PM

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Nigami_Shin said:
McGibletz said:
Use this guide: http://m.wikihow.com/Get-a-Girlfriend
It even has awesome anime illustrations

that's so sad....

who makes those guides?

Don't diss Wikihow bruh, it can be very helpful.

http://www.wikihow.com/End-a-Marriage

http://www.wikihow.com/Take-a-Shower

http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-Shinji-Ikari
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May 31, 2016 9:29 PM

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Girlfriend? Never heard of that anime.

Oh wait nevermind found it. http://myanimelist.net/anime/24855/Girlfriend_Kari?q=girlfiend

There you go OP.

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May 31, 2016 10:03 PM

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get the girlfriend by asking her on a date.
 
May 31, 2016 10:38 PM
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Walk up to them and say claimed

they're your girlfriend now

If you like you can put a collar and leash on them as well.
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May 31, 2016 11:36 PM

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Really though, you already know. Everyone is different. You have to find what works for you.
 
Jun 1, 2016 12:04 AM

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RedTie said:
Participate in events about things you're interested in. You might hit it off with someone who shares that interest.


Silly red red, that's not how the real world works honey. Just send dick pics to the girl you want and boom you in de bed
 
Jun 1, 2016 2:04 AM

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xrockxz89 said:


Really though, you already know. Everyone is different. You have to find what works for you.


LOL, I would try that if Pokemon was for real
 
Jun 1, 2016 2:33 AM

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1. Get a van, a few meters of rope, a rag and chloroform.
2. Kidnap a random chick.
3. Beg for her to be your GF.
4. PROFIT!
 
Jun 1, 2016 3:01 AM

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Just laughs out non-stop until you get one.
 
Jun 1, 2016 4:04 AM

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girl-friend ? you mean like a friend but with a girl right? Why are people making me to do stuff like this. Uhm well buy a wife from indonesia or something I guess
 
Jun 1, 2016 4:10 AM

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If you have to ask, then you're already doing it wrong. Take it easy, be yourself, eventually, maybe, someone will come into your life.

Still the worst advice people can give you. This has never worked for anyone ever...
 
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