| So About this? LOL, I know this is stupid to ask, but I've been wondering how to get a girl-friend? |
| If you have to ask, then you're already doing it wrong. Take it easy, be yourself, eventually, maybe, someone will come into your life. |
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| Just don't be a dick and live your life. Maybe you'll meet someone some day. But don't be afraid to take the first step when you like someone. |
| This is my signature now, deal with it (ﾉ･д･)ﾉ |
| No idea, be good-looking maybe, as most people are shallow. |
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| Find a girl you really like so fall in love |
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| Too many topics asking how to get girlfriends etc, the answers always the same. Just be yourself, no point pretending to be someone your not, because any relationship you get like that will just be fake. You're still young, just enjoy how petite trivial issues like these are before you're old enough to have to start paying tax and rent fml. |
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| A mixture of these: Be Nice Aggressive Charming Handsome |
Rainbowfootsteps said: Be nice. Always be yourself - never hide your true personality to gain someone's friendship / affection. In the end, I like to go by the little proverb, 'if it's meant to be, it's up to me'. Go ask a girl on a lunch date! A little confidence goes a long way. Worst advice ever. Don't listen to this guy about being yourself. What if being "yourself" is a total selfish asshole? I'm sure that would work out just fine. |
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| You can easily buy one on Amazon, I recommend the Asuna body pillow since its a starter waifu. |
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| Well I think the first step is to not write girlfriend like that. |
| Pursue the girl directly? No matter how much self confidence, readiness, willingness, or other things you have if you don't openly show the girl that you actually want her, then it's all void. There's a good reason why vast majority of my friends who are dating/have married are either pushovers or daredevils. And that's how i got to be dating with the girl i like now. |
| kiss kiss fall in love ihate30characterlimit |
| Alright, take down notes; First off you'll need a 50 ft rope, duct tape and a white van.. |
| Find a girl you dont know and defend her honor and give her money on paetreon. Only works in online arguments |
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| be yourself, confident and look decent |
| work, health, succes, ................. |
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| Be your own girlfriend. Self-sufficient. http://www.cross-dressing-guide.com/ |
| If you're reading this, then you be should banana the one often to effectively die apples through convergence, autism plus unicorns. |
| Be a jerk. Girls like jerks. |
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| You don't need one. Dying alone is the best way to die. |
| She's probably looking for you as we speak op |
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| @Taro__Tanaka ok b4 giving u some gold idea , why do u want a gf? |
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| Step 1: Be rich Step 2: Be attractive Step 3: Don't be ugly |
Something witty that makes you think I'm funny Defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier |
| Get a waifu, cause no waifu -> no laifu |
| Its apparently a fact now that girls ask men out more these days and succeed than the other way around. |
Dessembrae said: By raising the Social Link to the maximum level. This thread should have ended here... |
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| Use this guide: http://m.wikihow.com/Get-a-Girlfriend It even has awesome anime illustrations |
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| It depends on what kind of girlfriend you want. Although pretending to be someone you're not may help you obtain a girlfriend, your relationship would be pretty shitty. I've never actually had a girlfriend, but since I'm still young I know it would probably end in breaking up anyway, so there isn't too much point to it. |
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| Don't even bother , if you need to get laid just get a hooker. |
| Make money. Be funny, but not too funny. Be mysterious, but not too mysterious. Be part of a band, but don't play drums or bass. Be attractive. Do everything she says. Compliment her. Buy her gifts at least once a week. Be flirty, but not too flirty. Be a jerk, but not too much of a jerk. Be loud, but not too loud. Have a big dick. Wear expensive clothes. Brag about your accomplishments in life, but don't brag too much. Gain the approval of her parents and friends. Drive a fancy car. Have a sexy bod. Smile, but not too much. Be serious, but not too serious. Did I miss anything? |
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McGibletz said: Use this guide: http://m.wikihow.com/Get-a-Girlfriend It even has awesome anime illustrations that's so sad.... who makes those guides? |
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| Be social - the more you interact with people, the higher the chance is to find a girl you like and who likes you back :) |
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| I have no idea how to do it. I have no idea how others do it. it's a mystery to me. |
Nigami_Shin said: McGibletz said: Use this guide: http://m.wikihow.com/Get-a-Girlfriend It even has awesome anime illustrations that's so sad.... who makes those guides? Don't diss Wikihow bruh, it can be very helpful. http://www.wikihow.com/End-a-Marriage http://www.wikihow.com/Take-a-Shower http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-Shinji-Ikari |
| Girlfriend? Never heard of that anime. Oh wait nevermind found it. http://myanimelist.net/anime/24855/Girlfriend_Kari?q=girlfiend There you go OP. |
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| get the girlfriend by asking her on a date. |
| Walk up to them and say claimed they're your girlfriend now If you like you can put a collar and leash on them as well. |
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 Really though, you already know. Everyone is different. You have to find what works for you. |
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RedTie said: Participate in events about things you're interested in. You might hit it off with someone who shares that interest. Silly red red, that's not how the real world works honey. Just send dick pics to the girl you want and boom you in de bed |
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xrockxz89 said: Really though, you already know. Everyone is different. You have to find what works for you. LOL, I would try that if Pokemon was for real |
| 1. Get a van, a few meters of rope, a rag and chloroform. 2. Kidnap a random chick. 3. Beg for her to be your GF. 4. PROFIT! |
| Just laughs out non-stop until you get one. |
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| girl-friend ? you mean like a friend but with a girl right? Why are people making me to do stuff like this. Uhm well buy a wife from indonesia or something I guess |
deadaccount___ said: If you have to ask, then you're already doing it wrong. Take it easy, be yourself, eventually, maybe, someone will come into your life. Still the worst advice people can give you. This has never worked for anyone ever... |
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