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May 30, 2016 5:29 PM

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Your life passes in a blur of bad decisions, you've got nothing to lose and that makes you reckless. You've got 50 bucks to your name, everybody you know has left your life. One day you find yourself eating half cooked Mac and Cheese out of a plastic cup while simultaneously defecating on a grimy toilet inside a gas station bathroom at 4 in the morning. Then you come under the realization that your life has reached such a low point that you are past the point of no return. You could sit there and continue to destroy your body with cheap booze and fast food and see how far the rabbit hole goes or you can drown yourself to death in a toilet bowl of your own shame and shit.

At what lowly point in your life, under what circumstances would you consider genuinely committing suicide? Please discuss with me MAL.
May 30, 2016 5:32 PM

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I'd only kill myself if i had a chronic terminal illness and there was no way i'd cure it. There is no sense in prolonging the inevitable if all you're going to do is suffer.

While i think that i'm more on the pessimistic side of a realist, that still doesn't mean i cant be optimistic, and i feel like (especially if you live in a first world country) you can crawl out of some of the shittiest situations if you earnistly seek help.
May 30, 2016 5:34 PM
May 30, 2016 5:37 PM

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Becoming a vegetable. But that'd be kinda difficult to accomplish
May 30, 2016 5:40 PM

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When you transcend the dimensional barrier to ask your waifu out and she rejects you.
May 30, 2016 5:44 PM

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The situation your described its like 50% better than most of the world.
Quit drinking alcohol, go to a food pantry, volunteer somewhere, get a job with the trash department, work crazy hard hours, get help from government, Live in a single room apartment, save the money you do make, collect cans for the coin value, Use the wifi at a fast food restaurant, buy a cheap laptop at a thrift store.

I would honestly kill myself on accident trying experimental stuff tbh
Jou-dan said:
ModeratelyHuman said:

At what lowly point in your life, under what circumstances would you consider genuinely committing suicide? Please discuss with me MAL.
you should write a dark comedy

nothing could make me want to kill myself. it's a waste. I'd rather do something risky with a high payoff, and if I die then at least I die trying to get something done
Modified by Coolspot, May 30, 2016 5:49 PM
May 30, 2016 5:48 PM
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At this point in my life, the thought of killing myself never crosses my mind. Though, the only time I can imagine offing myself is if I was in prison
May 30, 2016 5:50 PM

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The only time I would for sure kill myself is if I become a vegetable, or blindness. I even told my parents that If I ever become blind, please just put me down. Other than that, maybe only severe depression would I consider killing myself, but that's pretty much unlikely since I'm a simple guy that anime and video games to be a good damper.
May 30, 2016 5:58 PM

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If I lost my eyesight permanently...
May 30, 2016 6:07 PM

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Idk... Kingdom Hearts 3 would have to suck pretty bad
May 30, 2016 6:11 PM
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I would kill myself if I had no form of communication with anything or if I was isolated from life.
May 30, 2016 6:13 PM

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If all of the japanese girls including 1% or less japanese blood in that person all died and extinct. =( or all of the girls in every universe have flat chest and refuse to get big breasts
May 30, 2016 6:18 PM

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You're not gettin shit out of me you scum. I'm one thousand times mentally tougher than you'll ever be so that won't be an option.
May 30, 2016 6:23 PM

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rebornnora said:
If all of the japanese girls including 1% or less japanese blood in that person all died and extinct. =( or all of the girls in every universe have flat chest and refuse to get big breasts
But what about the cute 2D girl in your avatar? She's fla-- *knifed*
May 30, 2016 6:29 PM

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That is not much different from my life. It would take me to lose my last bit of hope (not much left) and choosing a place and method also maybe be drunk enough.
May 30, 2016 6:37 PM

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traed said:
That is not much different from my life. It would take me to lose my last bit of hope (not much left) and choosing a place and method also maybe be drunk enough.

Damn dude are you trying to break my heart over here... ;(
Fitting music.

May 30, 2016 6:58 PM

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A lot of things can tip me near an edge because I'm what science considers to be cognitively flawed.


May 30, 2016 7:06 PM
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I think all it would take would be a gun.
May 30, 2016 7:47 PM

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Only will offer my life to save others.
idk about you but the closer a girl gets to looking like ronald mcdonald, the more aroused i become. CAV

where can we cast our eyes to @PoruMairu who thinks of himself a member of the true church. Helion.
May 30, 2016 8:35 PM

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When there is no anime left to watch.

May 30, 2016 8:38 PM
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If I lost all that is important to me.
May 30, 2016 9:07 PM

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guilt... I think... I can't deal with guilt or regret very well.
May 30, 2016 9:13 PM

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I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself
May 30, 2016 9:15 PM

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Yeah that scenario is not so bad lol. Damn at least you're getting fresh air right?? Sounds likea fucking music festival xD

I'll keep going no matter what :)
May 30, 2016 9:16 PM

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I have no family members left and I lost my five senses.
A naughty knight should be punished.

May 30, 2016 10:31 PM

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I would commit suicide only in game, when I nearly close to death. to avoid the enemy got a exp point.

in real life? I think I wouldn't do that
Modified by Nurlela, May 30, 2016 10:41 PM
May 30, 2016 10:33 PM

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when i go to get some doritos to see someone left the bag with only crumbs in it. brb gonna go get some doritos.
Chikaji said:
i, personally, would gladly be fisted by every single strong female character until my asshole explodes, permanently rendering me into a coma
May 31, 2016 12:03 AM

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Nothing, I have never seriously though about taking my life because I like it too much, if you are dead then you can't play video games or watch anime.
May 31, 2016 12:15 AM

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If I had an illness that would cause me to die in ten years or less and I knew I would suffer more and more as time went on I would try to accomplish whatever I wanted to before dying and then request assisted suicide. If my life is just really shitty I could probably ask for some money in order to go to college or university and get a real job afterwards.
May 31, 2016 12:49 AM

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If I run out of dank memes
Abandoned, no money, ran out of money, no job, no friends, no motivation, starve to the point of suicide.
May 31, 2016 1:37 AM

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Absolute despair.

Thankfully that won't happen ever
May 31, 2016 1:42 AM

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it wood probably take woody from toy stery fucking me 4 me to want to kill myself again

but yet again, i've fucked woody in his bum before, so he felt mre pain than i did
May 31, 2016 1:42 AM

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Living in a dystopia governed by antinatalist totalitarianism.
"If you died, would anyone care? Would they really care? Maybe, they'd cry for a day. But, let's be honest no one would give a shit. They wouldn't. The few people that would feel obligated to go to your funeral would probably be annoyed and leave as early as possible. That's who you are. That's what you are. You are nothing to anyone. To everyone."
-Mr. Robot

"I can take another name, and build a new life.. But on the inside I'll always have that instinct, no matter how much I hate it. I'm yakuza through and through. Guile only gets you so far in this game. Remember that. You won't get another chance."
-Kiryu Kazuma
May 31, 2016 2:46 AM

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Just give me a gun, I will keep it for when that something I'm hoping for that I have left will be void.
May 31, 2016 2:54 AM

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I have never thought of killing myself and of course I wont.
May 31, 2016 3:04 AM

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If people didn't love me, I would have been long gone. But as my mum says "As long as people love you, you're stuck here like I am. Take life easy, it ain't like anyone's getting out alive kiddo."

A pair of eyes appear disguised,
I take flight and stay high in paradise,
With bad luck, snake eyes, a pair of dice.
I'm paralyzed, she speaks twice, a pair of lies,
It's parallel, apparent hell of parasites.
ask for discord server
May 31, 2016 3:07 AM

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hoopla123 said:
If it was the only way possible to ascend to the 2D realm
Syrup- said:
If I lost my eyesight permanently...

Basically these two situations and probably if my mother dies, because I don't see any reason to live if she dies.
May 31, 2016 4:13 AM

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A situation so severe and so sudden that it would impair my judgement for long enough.

Other than that, none. Death is way too fucking scary of a concept.
May 31, 2016 4:30 AM

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A life of depression and chronic illness would make me kill myself... So the way I live now, let's see how long it takes for me to kill myself lol. Given your scenario I don't have any illnesses and I'm not depressed just suddenly suicidal... It would be so easy to turn that life around into the success I so much desire, oh if I was given your scenario... My life would be so easy I'd never fail at anything again. I would be the best at anything I put effort in it'd be so much fun lol.
Wecc said:
All hail HaXXspetten king of the loli traps!
May 31, 2016 4:53 AM

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If I'm in total despair, lost all of my family members., friends, everything. Or if I just became a vegetable and lost my eyesight. then I might consider. I'm a huge pessimist when it comes to life situations, but I'll still have a tiny bit of hope left.

Unless I also lost my laptop and wifi, then I'm just gonna jump down a tall 15 story building to immediate death. cause i wont be able to watch animu
May 31, 2016 6:37 AM

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Painful, incurable, chronic illness.

Sickle cell disease comes to mind.
May 31, 2016 6:47 AM

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If I lived a long life and my child needs an organ transplant.
May 31, 2016 7:31 AM

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What would it take to kill me? I don't know, maybe a bottle of bleach or a bullet maybe... Possible a large fall....

But seriously I guess hitting rock bottom, if I had no career, no friends, no family or terminal illness, I don't want to sit around rotting with some disease or sickness.
May 31, 2016 7:38 AM

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getting ugly because of an accident, like my face, or losing a limb, i can deal with anything, except this.
May 31, 2016 9:07 AM

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There's not much that'd make me want to genuinely commit suicide. But maybe if I've lost all my five senses or if I'm trapped in eternal darkness, isolated from the rest of the world and from all things meaningful.
May 31, 2016 3:51 PM

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already tried to off myself. if we're going off that example, then all it takes is a massive amount of manic energy, and awareness of having a chronic illness that will sooner or later make your life hell again combined with (mania-induced) motivation to prevent that.
deadoptimist said:
Though I think shit-flinging should also have standards - no personal, no behind the scenes.
May 31, 2016 9:58 PM

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give me advice on how to painless/effectively and i'd do it for free

ive been struggling for a long time and im always off and on about this. there are some things i enjoy to stick around for, but im mainly alive because of guilt : -(
Jun 1, 2016 11:39 PM

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I would probably have to kill everyone I hate before I did that.