Would you?
| Amputee husband for you mal ladies. So the most beautiful person of the opposite sex wants to amputate all of their limbs, essentially becoming a potato. You're in charge of finding a doctor willing to amputate their limbs, or do it yourself. You have to take care of their physical needs, feed, bathe, brush teeth, and clean their defecation. In return you can do whatever you want with their potato bodies. Hehe. Would you want this you sick fuckers? If you fail to take care of them you go to jail for neglect. You can't cheat on them with someone else either. |
| Too much rules, dude. It'd be a yes if I can just fuck her and leave. |
 NasalShark said: I'd love to squeeze your nipples until they look like a purple slushie, Senpai. |
| I've been with a double amputee before (lost an arm and a leg) but all their limbs? Fuck no. I'd call that a monstrosity. If I was forced into a position like that I'd just drop them into a bath and slowly fill it up. Give them some time to think about what they did to themselves before they drown. |
| Nah, blow up dolls are much more convenient. |
| yangires > yanderes > tsunderes > other deres |
| No that's too weird and would fuck me up. Plus my wife doesn't need to be an amputee to let me clean up her defecation. |
Trance said: I'm a guy and I can imagine buttfucking another guy. I don't find the thought repulsive, and I can even imagine kissing another man. |
 I'd do this thing and print on her the face of my waifu. I'd give her baths and feed her. Brush her teeth and do aaaallllll the things couples do. ;) |
| yangires > yanderes > tsunderes > other deres |
| What? This time I can actually say this unironically and mean it, I'd rather marry a body pillow. She's crazy if she wants to be a potato on purpose. |
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Elegade said: What? This time I can actually say this unironically and mean it, I'd rather marry a body pillow. You're welcome for this special moment. |
| Can you give them prosthetic limbs? x D I don't think anyone in their right mind would take home a potato and work twice as hard to feed two people :0 A pet would be cheaper to keep > 3 > |
| I wouldn't let someone do that. It's a mental illness called body integrity disorder. |
| I just got erectile dysfunction reading your post. The answer is no. |
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| reminded me of this song |
| I would use their foot as an anal probe |
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Well if it had been Emi from Katawa Shoujo I would've been all in: But if you're just talking about some lazy fuck who willingly mutilates themselves just to shirk all responsibility as a human being, I'll dump her in a river within the week. |
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What could go wrong seems pretty armless  |
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ModeratelyHuman said: Are you sure we should not find some psychologist/psychiatrist/therapist if they really wanted to do such things? Does not sound like a mentally health person would wand to get their limbs amputated.So the most beautiful person of the opposite sex wants to amputate all of their limbs, essentially becoming a potato. You're in charge of finding a doctor willing to amputate their limbs, or do it yourself. Also it is not my fetish. I can understand if some people like such stuff. But they should know that from the beginning and not suddenly start with this (then it might ge some mental illness). As for normal peopel that got an accident: I first look at the appearence. Then the character. Of course I would prefer healthy sexy girls. But if if I were in a long relationship already and the girl then had an accident it would be a different thing of course. You can't influence that. It just happens. And you already know that person and their character. Appearence is less important then and no reason to break up the relationship because of that. |
| Would you WANT an amputee wife? wtf am I even reading right now lmao. No... nobody WANTS an amputee wife. This conversation has never happend Guy A: Yo what kind of girl would you want? Guy B: Listen.. bro.. I want a girl with a fat butt... great breastisis .. you KNOW she got to have a nice face and nice hair too though. Guy A: OK OK!. I see you! How tall you thinkin? Guy B: idk like.. 2 feet tall? Guy A: LMAO WHAT? Guy B: Oh I didn't mention? My dream girl got no legs fam... no arms neither. |
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| I'd date an amputee, but holy fuck no. Why would i want to enable someone's mental illness? |
| I was going to say yes based on the title. But then I read the actual scenario, and have to agree with the person above me. |
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| I probably wouldn't intentionally date an amputee, so why the hell would I fuck one? And why would anyone want to become a potato sack on purpose? By nurturing them to that extent, I'd only encourage their sick habits, so no. |
| what the fuck |
| what the fuck. no that's horrifying |
deadoptimist said: Though I think shit-flinging should also have standards - no personal, no behind the scenes. |
| No, I wouldn't marry a person who wants to have their limbs amputated. Elegade said: She's crazy if she wants to be a potato on purpose. |
 I respect your opinion as long as you respect mine. |
You can't have sex with a pet though. Well actually can be please don't. Stop with the jokes, you're really pulling my leg here. Your new signature is almost identical to the first signature I've ever had on this forum BTW. |
| http://i.imgur.com/Xh9fDii.gifv http://i.imgur.com/U2abGJ8.jpg F**k yeah I would. |
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| The third option implies that OP want to be the wife who mutilates herself. In which case, I choose that because OP posts qt threads on an anime forum. |
| Those filthy fucking pieces of shit have three too many limbs. How fucking disgusting. Don't sully my thread with this shit please. |
| I remember in this one guro that someone recommended in the grossest stuff they seen in a manga, there was a chick that got her 4 limbs cut off and made into a flesh pillow and raped. It was rather disturbing and I didn't even add it to my completed list thats how fucked up it was lol. Anyways this thread got me thinking about that shit -_-. No I wouldn't want an amputee wife. There would be no sexual attraction for me in that and I wouldn't be able to get hard seeing the nubs on her lack of limbs, so sex would be pointless in that aspect too. |
| Well, that would be an occasion to sing One by Metallica :V I don't see why someone would want to become an amputee and as it seems pretty dumb, I probably wouldn't want to be with them in the first place because of the lack of intelligence. |
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| wtf. First off I'm gonna have to find a person who actually wants to amputate herself for no reason.. |
| This is a pretty bizare fetish. I don't like the idea of having to take care of someone but fucking a giant living pocket pussy? ehhhhhhhhhhhhh |
| I have really funny thoughts that no one will get to hear. |
ModeratelyHuman said: essentially becoming a potato. Then i would just marry a potato instead. They're replaceable. You could impregnate and ditch them right away. |
| Play Katawa Shoujo, and you'll be fantasizing about your future amputee waifu all day. Unless of course you choose Lily (best girl) or that random deaf girl nobody cares about. I want my partner to be in perfectly healthy shape; You'd have to be a bit fucked in the head to want your wife to have fewer appendages, let alone supporting your partner if they want something like that. |
| No because I don't even want to get married. |
| the whole fact that she wanted to get amputated in the first place is why its a no. |
| I think you've been reading too much Tokyo Ghoul, especially Torso and Mutuski's part |
| It would kinda turn me on, knowing I have so much power over her, but also it would be really fucked up like morally and ethically. |
 "The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." -Friedrich Nietzsche |
| I wouldn't have a mentally ill person who wants to maim his body as a partner lol Plus, actual potatoes are better :v |
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| where did you learn about my amputation fetish?? *cough* *cough* no way man!! What the hell...*cough* |
"At some point, I stopped hoping." |
| You sick bastard Of course not , how drunk are you really ? |
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