| So you find someone that you connect with beyond anything else. They have become more important than the world to you, you two understand each other in a way nobody else can, once together you can't separate yourself from them and you feel empty without them but there's a catch. It turns out your lover is a high functioning serial killer who has yet to be caught. They love you genuinely too they don't have crazy outbursts or threaten you they're collected and fully aware of themselves, they just happen to also be a serial killer. What do you do upon finding out. |
SpooksFeb 15, 2016 9:51 PM
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| That's okay because I've got killer looks. |
| Depends on who they kill really, as long as it isn't people connected to me I'd just pretend I don't know. |
| Sounds like a yandere on steroids, I'm outta there. |
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| Give subtle tips to the police, not enough that this said lover will ever trace it back to me and won't be thinking of ways of revenge while in jail Happily move on with life and pretend it never happened most of my relationships are short lived anyways so it'd be a good wakeup call that they're not the one, either. |
| The first thing wrong with this is I wouldn't ever get that close to someone in the first place |
 A pair of eyes appear disguised, ask for discord serverI take flight and stay high in paradise, With bad luck, snake eyes, a pair of dice. I'm paralyzed, she speaks twice, a pair of lies, It's parallel, apparent hell of parasites. |
| And then they ask you "will you DIE for me?" and you end up getting killed.. lets hope it was one of the many trolls of the forum o3o |
| If I am guaranteed the safety of myself and those I care about. I think I'm a selfish enough of an asshole to be okay with it. |
Veneficia said: yeah she looks killer in that dress *wink wink* Awh how adorable. I think I smell a ship. |
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| If he's a serial killer in the sense that he gets gratification from murdering innocent people, then I'd report him to the police and end our relationship. If he kills irredeemable scumbags out of some twisted sense of justice, then I'd convince him to stop and continue our relationship. |
You live in a country with a high legal age limit. hitokiri1859 said: And then they ask you "will you DIE for me?" and you end up getting killed. They will not harm you, and still better and more stable than all those teenage romance suicide pacts. |
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I can make you live out your shotacon fantasies tho.... |
| Bang her then get the hell outta there. |
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| Kill him first with my own hand... :') |
 I'm starting to get embarrassed by my own forum signature line.. XD |
| If this actually happened, I would not know what to think honestly. |
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| Even if she did sincerely love how could I ever know that? As soon as found out what her 'hobby' was I would doubt her capacity to love anyone. You couldn't trust her words & actions professing that love since she's killed such-and-such people lying probably faze her. In the end, I report her. Or maybe murder-suicide as I wouldn't want the love of my life to spend the rest of her life in prison and living, after all this shit, would not be appealing to me. |
Spooks said: they're collected and fully aware of themselves, they just happen to also be a serial killer. hmm naw i'm good homie I gotta call it off a sane serial killer seems a lot more scary than a crazy one for some reason |
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| If she killed 1 person, then oh well, if she is serial then i would pack my bags and run to thy kingdom come |
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| I would manipulate them to do all my killing for me, I could choose who lives and who dies. Then when the culprit is inevitably caught, she gets locked away and her feelings for me prevent her from telling the authorities that I'm the one who told her to do it. |
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| Yanderes are hot af in bed tho so it's cool |
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| Depends on a lot of things. I am not really sure how i would react but id obviously be turned away from them. If she had a code of conduct that involves only killing people that are pretty bad I might be okay with it but it would still make me feel really strange. |
| There are only two things in this world that can kill my boner. The first, Sword Art Online. The second, serial killers. |
| Id tell her my ultimate fantasy is to be killed by her <3 |
Trance said: I'm a guy and I can imagine buttfucking another guy. I don't find the thought repulsive, and I can even imagine kissing another man. |
| I join her and Become a Serial Killer Couple |
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| It has always been my dream to have a yandere lover. |
| Relationships are hard enough as it is, I couldnt deal with my lover being a murderer. It sounds like it would be really stressful and I couldnt love someone like that, it would hurt so much knowing they do that. I might try get them to change, but if they cant then no way. |
| Convert them to Christianity: thou shalt not kill. |
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Aurali said: If he's a serial killer in the sense that he gets gratification from murdering innocent people, then I'd report him to the police and end our relationship. If he kills irredeemable scumbags out of some twisted sense of justice, then I'd convince him to stop and continue our relationship. Someone here wants to bang Dexter. I'd ask her to cut my penis, cook it and eat it. |
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| Deja vu! I feel like this thread has been here before. |
| Now I see the secret of the making of the best persons. It is to grow in the open air and to eat and sleep with the earth. -Walt Whitman A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. -Robert A. Heinlein |
| so let's get this straight... - i connect with them more than i ever have with anyone - they are more important than the world to me - we understand each other completely - they genuinely love me - they never harm me - they're a killer honestly, i'm afraid i'll never find such amazing love, so if i did have it i wouldn't stop loving them even if they turned out to be a killer. i mean idk, i'm extremely devoted to people i care about. i wouldn't ditch my actual best friends either if they told me they were killers. but ye in this hypothetical situation, i would like to know why my partner is killing people. i would have to understand what's going on there. and i'd give them an ultimatum - if they want to keep killing people then we can't be together. if they really love me that much, then they should stop for me (though ngl i probably would not want to leave them even if they refused. but i'm good at bluffing.) maybe i'd ask the to kill a certain person tho. and maybe i'd ask them to kill me. |
deadoptimist said: Though I think shit-flinging should also have standards - no personal, no behind the scenes. |
bolby said: Depends on who they kill really, as long as it isn't people connected to me I'd just pretend I don't know. This guy just read my mind. #30characterrule |
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