| lewd inventions and |
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| moe art from |
| the king himself |
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| for sexual pleasure |
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| He had to |
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| deliver a package |
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| to the emperor |
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| far far away |
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| The package contained |
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| sentient cat corpses |
 |
| and photos of |
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| babies with beards |
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| riding on deformed |
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| manatees that had |
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| human arms and |
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| large frog legs |
| that allowed them |
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| to masturbate while |
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| swimming through the |
| lost city of |
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| Faplantis. They also |
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| had hidden away |
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| boxes filled with |
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| unwashed smelly pantsu |
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| soaked in honey |
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| from the venomous |
| fire breathing otter |
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| that could devour |
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| just one bite |
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| full of lust |
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| they were monks |
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| choosing this path |
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| because it was |
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| doomed to failure. |
| Meanwhile at the |
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| Applegate of Christina |
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| the party of |
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| snacked on golden |
| balls and silver |
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| diarrhoea while parachuting |
| Into the rainforest |
 Stop. Calm yourself. You're an idiot. |
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