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Jan 23, 2016 12:43 PM
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I'm curious how gay mal males are, and how lesbian mal grill are for that reason I have created 2 tests.

Male
Female

fyi I am slightly gay, like one of those people that wants to be cool on tumblr, although I feel tingling sensation when I see the hunk of a man that is Hulk Hogan.

So MAL once and for all, how gay are you?
MrHawkyJan 23, 2016 12:50 PM
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Jan 23, 2016 12:46 PM
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So I can either do the lesbian test or the lesbian test. Something you're trying to tell me, hawk?
Jan 23, 2016 12:46 PM
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You almost tricked me until semantics kicked in and I knew the "MALE" test is actually the "FEMALE" test.




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Jan 23, 2016 12:46 PM
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Just saying, fam. No hard feelings at all, bruh.
Jan 23, 2016 12:47 PM
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I'm straight but I'd be down to participate in a devil's threeway. No homo.
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Jan 23, 2016 12:47 PM
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This is probably the only test I'll ever ace
Jan 23, 2016 12:48 PM
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So I can be a lesbian or a lesbian? Cool.
"No, son, you may not have your body pillow at the dinner table!"
Jan 23, 2016 12:49 PM
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We're all lesbians on the inside, aren't we?
Jan 23, 2016 12:49 PM
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I need to put my email there to get the results :/
Jan 23, 2016 12:50 PM

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"With your 70 % you are: Why’d you even take this test, are you curious to find out if your straight or not? Trust me you’re straight or curious, which ever way you like guys the most. 29 % from 462408 test takers had this profile!"

what tf does this even mean????
Jan 23, 2016 12:51 PM

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Clockwerk said:
I need to put my email there to get the results :/


You're welcome http://www.fakemailgenerator.com/

Only the true believers will find the real homo test
Jan 23, 2016 12:52 PM

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I think of sexuality is a sliding scale. I consider myself a lot more straight, but when I was a bit younger I had a phase where I was a bit bi curious. This is what the test said.

Score
DawnJan 23, 2016 12:57 PM
Jan 23, 2016 12:52 PM

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"Youre a complete lesbian, Im surprised you took this test, were you just trying to make sure or something?"

Yay, I'm a lesbian! That's cool I guess. Also thanks Hawkie.
Jan 23, 2016 12:54 PM

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I see a lot of people having an identity crisis why are you taking this test if you're so damn homesexual, I feel so oppresed right now.
Jan 23, 2016 12:57 PM
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MrHawkeye said:
I see a lot of people having an identity crisis why are you taking this test if you're so damn homesexual, I feel so oppresed right now.
homesexual
I mean I like my house but not in that way
Jan 23, 2016 1:00 PM

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since i am more likely to be lesbian than gay

With your 80 % you are: You’re a complete lesbian, I’m surprised you took this test, were you just trying to make sure or something?

Also

fuck faggots
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Jan 23, 2016 1:00 PM

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Don't you hate it when you get a good haircut and suddenly want to suck cocks for a living?
Jan 23, 2016 1:01 PM

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Anna_Cats said:
MrHawkeye said:
I see a lot of people having an identity crisis why are you taking this test if you're so damn homesexual, I feel so oppresed right now.
homesexual
I mean I like my house but not in that way




Why you gotta be like that mane, I mean I try my best everyday to deliver some fun tho the otherwise morbid social space that is MAL, and you think I am a joke? I'm not angry, just disappointed.

Jan 23, 2016 1:03 PM
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What the fuck is this lol

,,


Well 8% is good right :0?
Jan 23, 2016 1:05 PM

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Veneficia said:
What the fuck is this lol

,,


Well 8% is good right :0?


Now everyone knows who's shit at lying.
Jan 23, 2016 1:10 PM

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Cat said:
um, it gave me two results.
first one is bisexual, but second part is lesbian.
oops.


U dun goofed, pls treat my thread seriously.
Jan 23, 2016 1:13 PM

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With your 50 % you are: You're a complete lesbian, I'm surprised you took this test, were you just trying to make sure or something?
But you have almost become this:
With your 30 % you are: You're bisexual


I thought I'm straight but okay
Jan 23, 2016 1:13 PM

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nothing is gay if you #nohomo ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jan 23, 2016 1:13 PM

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I hava dated a girl once. But she forced me to it. So.. I've always felt llke I'm straight. But, you know. It's the person you love, not the gender.
I live to anime, chocolate and strawberries!!!
Jan 23, 2016 1:14 PM
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MrHawkeye said:
Veneficia said:
What the fuck is this lol

,,


Well 8% is good right :0?


Now everyone knows who's shit at lying.



I'm not gay though :c I might say some very violent gay things but I'm straight jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
Jan 23, 2016 1:19 PM

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I'm gay for traps ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Horribly designed test btw, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Jan 23, 2016 1:27 PM

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You are 27% gay

You're definitely not gay, but you could be a little straighter if ya know what I mean darling.


At least the test was entertaining, but your thread is shit
Jan 23, 2016 1:57 PM
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33%

"You're the kind of guy that likes chicks, but takes a peek in the lockeroom as well... right?"

right
gone bai bai
Jan 23, 2016 2:14 PM

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I see there are no answers for the Ace users out there. Shame.
Jan 23, 2016 2:20 PM

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I think the test is a bit flawed.
Answer this, you str8. Answer that, u gay.
I think everyone who gets wet by looking at a hot person of the same sex or watches gay porn knows they are gay.
Jan 23, 2016 2:22 PM

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I haven't taken the test but I can confidently say that I am 110% gay. I love penis.
Jan 23, 2016 2:26 PM

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WTF is with this new stupid internet habit of writing the word girl as grill?
Fucking kids on the internet man.
Jan 23, 2016 2:30 PM
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Monad said:
WTF is with this new stupid internet habit of writing the word girl as grill?
Fucking kids on the internet man.


Because hot grills are sexy and can take any meat
,
Jan 23, 2016 2:38 PM

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Bisexual as heck

Tell me something new
Jan 23, 2016 2:43 PM

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I got 40 % bi, 40 % lesbian and 20 % straight

I am very confused right now, am I multisexual or what?
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Jan 23, 2016 3:09 PM

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Taking the actual gay test which was at the bottom of OP's post, I ended up being 25% .

Doesn't shock me, but at the same time I feel like my answers were slightly skewed because my hair is more difficult to cut than most for example so I spend a good bit of money on a hair cut.
JAW7Jan 23, 2016 3:17 PM
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They say Jesus walked on water.
People are made out of 79% water.
I can walk on people.
So I am 79% Jesus.
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I once fucked an apple pie.
Jan 23, 2016 3:25 PM

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i dont need to take a test

i already have a boyfriend
Jan 23, 2016 3:28 PM

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I'm a guy and scored a complete lesbian.

These results are good.
Jan 23, 2016 3:56 PM
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If you've ever seen a porno, intend to, or think about one. Was it, would it, or is it:

-Girl on girl on boy
-Girl on boy
-Girl on girl


This is shit, where is boy on boy? >:c
Jan 23, 2016 3:57 PM

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Sadly I wasn't gay enough, so I failed the test.
Jan 23, 2016 10:40 PM

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hey?? by design i cannot be a lesbian!! wheres the correct link? im not doing the other gay one because its boring!
Jan 23, 2016 10:46 PM

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What the fuck? I took the male test and it says that I am a lesbian 0.0

I thought I am a boy...

What a time to be alive..
Jan 23, 2016 10:48 PM
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According to the test, I am 60% lesbian. Wow, such accuracy in metrics on something that is intangible.
Jan 23, 2016 10:49 PM

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pLiED said:
What the fuck? I took the male test and it says that I am a lesbian 0.0

I thought I am a boy...

What a time to be alive..


you did the lesbian! theyre both lesbians! wait, i like how this sound :D
Jan 23, 2016 10:51 PM

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Sakuraoka said:
pLiED said:
What the fuck? I took the male test and it says that I am a lesbian 0.0

I thought I am a boy...

What a time to be alive..


you did the lesbian! theyre both lesbians! wait, i like how this sound :D

You are a boy not a girl. Get your own facts "straight". Damn that pun was nice.
Jan 23, 2016 10:52 PM

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nyaaaaa i wanna do the test!!!!! im boreeed!
Jan 23, 2016 11:02 PM

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hey i got 40% in the lesbian test!! but what does that mean?? help! :D
Jan 23, 2016 11:06 PM

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bleh now im bored with you guys, logging out, see ya
Jan 24, 2016 6:41 AM

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Veneficia said:
Monad said:
WTF is with this new stupid internet habit of writing the word girl as grill?
Fucking kids on the internet man.


Because hot grills are sexy and can take any meat
,


Venice knows, there ain't no grill like a barbecue grill.
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Ok, this is a crazy post, but what is with all the hate for gay people?
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