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Dec 31, 2015 8:53 AM

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Hello fellow MAL users, if you're like me then you're drinking alone and doing absolutely fucking nothing.

If you're going to get drunk as shit and try to shit post, shit post MY thread :D so we can keep the self-abused contained to one area.

I'll be smashing through a 48 case of PBR and shit posting hourly updates. Consider it my way of cataloging all the things I want to remember tomorrow.
Cheers.

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Dec 31, 2015 8:54 AM

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I wanna get drunk on your love tonight bby <3
 
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Dec 31, 2015 8:55 AM

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I wanna get drunk on your love tonight bby <3

I'm 3/4s through my first tall can baby, give me a minute ;3

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Dec 31, 2015 8:57 AM

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Lothloran said:
PerpetualTrance said:
I wanna get drunk on your love tonight bby <3

I'm 3/4s through my first tall can baby, give me a minute ;3


Shit. I was joking. Enjoy on your own.

PS fuck off
 
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Dec 31, 2015 9:02 AM

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I wont be drinking till later in the afternoon. Its only 12 PM right now here. I like drinking when its quiet and secluded
 
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Dec 31, 2015 9:48 AM

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traed said:
I wont be drinking till later in the afternoon. Its only 12 PM right now here. I like drinking when its quiet and secluded

12:47 my time
Talking to my bestie, talking about racism, gender, and crazy shit, she thinks she was kidnapped by a cult but she was just suicidal and put in a room.
LOL
I'm pretty fucked right now

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Dec 31, 2015 9:51 AM
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no one cares m8
just get laid
ayy lmao

Anyway, have a happy new year as I ain't gonna get shitfaced tonight. :3
 
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Dec 31, 2015 9:51 AM

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I'll probably be here. Glad I'm not the only loser drinking alone.

Going to go out for din din in a few hours, eat small, drink big. I'll be pretty hammered in roughly 5-6 hours I'd say.

Then I'll marathon spice and wolf or watch the rest of Kirino. Or both.
 
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Dec 31, 2015 9:58 AM

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Rimpey said:
no one cares m8
just get laid
ayy lmao

Anyway, have a happy new year as I ain't gonna get shitfaced tonight. :3
well get the fuck out of my thread than noob, I made this thread for the drunks who might want to shit post. I don't have to impress you for shit, it's so drunks like me don't shit up the forum with drunk ramblings about shit so fuck you fucker

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Dec 31, 2015 10:00 AM
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Lothloran said:
Rimpey said:
no one cares m8
just get laid
ayy lmao

Anyway, have a happy new year as I ain't gonna get shitfaced tonight. :3
well get the fuck out of my thread than noob, I made this thread for the drunks who might want to shit post. I don't have to impress you for shit, it's so drunks like me don't shit up the forum with drunk ramblings about shit so fuck you fucker


Oi m8, u need to watch ur fokin mouth ya hear?
cheeky skrub I swer on me mom, fok this thread and fok u
 
Dec 31, 2015 10:09 AM

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i will also be getting hammered in a few hours
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i, personally, would gladly be fisted by every single strong female character until my asshole explodes, permanently rendering me into a coma
 
Dec 31, 2015 11:32 AM

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talking to my ex, trying ot be feidnly bu shit I'm fucking like cut my wrist and blck my eyes, I love her so much but she's with some stupid fucking cunt. 2015@!!!!!

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Dec 31, 2015 11:34 AM
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Sure, why not. I might get plastered.
 
Dec 31, 2015 11:58 AM

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Sure, why not. I might get plastered.

I love you and I don't even know you. You're my new fa
RedTie said:
Sure, why not. I might get plastered.

I love you and I don't even know you, you;re my new favorite mal user

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Dec 31, 2015 12:07 PM

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lol op's already drunk af off pbr after only a couple hours. lightweight!
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i, personally, would gladly be fisted by every single strong female character until my asshole explodes, permanently rendering me into a coma
 
Dec 31, 2015 2:01 PM

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sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I'm going to kill myself. Long story short. My ex (who has Dids) is the apple of my eye and she's with my arch enemy and I can't stand it and we just talked for the last like 3 hours and I'm like super done. Daddy's money can't do anything and I'm so sad, she's so amazing, and driven and blah blah blah. fucking ahppu new years

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Dec 31, 2015 2:01 PM

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wish i could drink, but i'm spending NYE with my family so..........
 
Dec 31, 2015 2:03 PM

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Tachycardic said:
wish i could drink, but i'm spending NYE with my family so..........

Drink with me you beatuy you rawrawraw

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Dec 31, 2015 2:05 PM

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Lothloran said:
Tachycardic said:
wish i could drink, but i'm spending NYE with my family so..........

Drink with me you beatuy you rawrawraw


alright but you're paying for the plane tickets to wherever you are now
 
Dec 31, 2015 2:17 PM

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*grabs popcorn*
I'm just here for the show
I've been here way too long...
 
Dec 31, 2015 2:52 PM

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count me in , drinkng alone is for the intellectual , if it wasnt for my laptop id be drinking the dark
 
Dec 31, 2015 3:07 PM

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Tachycardic said:
Lothloran said:

Drink with me you beatuy you rawrawraw


alright but you're paying for the plane tickets to wherever you are now

Deal let me ask daddy, idk where you're at but if you can get to an airport and it's under 2k for a round trip I tink I can do it

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Dec 31, 2015 3:12 PM

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still drunk and coked up trying to call all my exes so far no luck :( I don't know why I'm posting this I don't wanna remenber ing te moring

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Dec 31, 2015 3:17 PM

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Lothloran said:
still drunk and coked up trying to call all my exes so far no luck :( I don't know why I'm posting this I don't wanna remenber ing te moring


how much coke? coked up calls to yer ex will give you some serious fear tommrow haha
 
Dec 31, 2015 3:49 PM

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I went to a fancy restaurant and had champagne. Come at me MAL. ;)

 
Dec 31, 2015 7:29 PM

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nnnot drunk enough yet still really or aat least i dont think .. I dont know. why must you tortment me with your superior supply of alcohol quantity?

Coke is bad.. i have a neighbour who died from it via heart attack and he wasnt fat or old.

You still alive?
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purplewings said:
Lothloran said:
still drunk and coked up trying to call all my exes so far no luck :( I don't know why I'm posting this I don't wanna remenber ing te moring


how much coke? coked up calls to yer ex will give you some serious fear tommrow haha

I banged 2 4gram rails and then did a few bumps while I was on the phone with her it ended badly.
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Jan 1, 2016 12:00 AM

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Drinking with family now. Happy new year.
 
Jan 1, 2016 12:01 AM
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I don't drink. Never liked the taste of it.
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Jan 1, 2016 12:13 AM

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i get to watch OP make an ass of himself live? cool
 
Jan 1, 2016 12:15 AM

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Yo I'm so fucked up right now this shit is cray cray. Is that what the kids call it? Whatever, this is the thread I was born for.

WHOOO!
 
Jan 1, 2016 12:15 AM

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I'm going to bed and just had a glass of milk, I feel out of place.
Carry on
 
Jan 1, 2016 2:10 AM

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It's 5am and my heart won't stop going like super fast I think I did too much but I'm going to try to balance it out with more booze.
status report presume dead until further notice

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Jan 1, 2016 2:11 AM
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Shit post post post post post

postting shit
 
Jan 1, 2016 2:12 AM

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Good news though my ex came over and we fucked until she passed out then I called her a cab and kicked her out when it got here

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Jan 1, 2016 2:13 AM
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Lothloran said:
It's 5am and my heart won't stop going like super fast I think I did too much but I'm going to try to balance it out with more booze.
status report presume dead until further notice


RIP

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vokisa said:
Lothloran said:
It's 5am and my heart won't stop going like super fast I think I did too much but I'm going to try to balance it out with more booze.
status report presume dead until further notice


RIP

POST COUNT POST COUNT POIST COUNT CPONTNTNTNTNTNT

Its been a honnor serving wth you ykjhkjhkjhjkjhkjhligkutfjyrdjtrsjrts30char

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Jan 1, 2016 2:22 AM

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I'm surrounded by bottles of vodka and rum but my friend who owns them went to sleep and idk if it's acceptable to get absolutely smashed.. i'm so sad omg
 
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Noirly said:
I'm surrounded by bottles of vodka and rum but my friend who owns them went to sleep and idk if it's acceptable to get absolutely smashed.. i'm so sad omg

Drink everything, justify your actions later.

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Lothloran said:
Noirly said:
I'm surrounded by bottles of vodka and rum but my friend who owns them went to sleep and idk if it's acceptable to get absolutely smashed.. i'm so sad omg

Drink everything, justify your actions later.
yeah if you want to be scummy. i'm all for sharing but i'd be pissed if my friend mooched on my booze while i wasn't around.
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Lothloran said:
Noirly said:
I'm surrounded by bottles of vodka and rum but my friend who owns them went to sleep and idk if it's acceptable to get absolutely smashed.. i'm so sad omg

Drink everything, justify your actions later.


It's already 4am and I had 2 drinks way earlier so i'm just. Sober sad girl with nobody to party with because my boyfriend went to sleep too. The party life just ain't for them. I'll go for it, if I wake up in the ditch with a squid hat on covered in ketchup tomorrow I won't apologize
 
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yeah if you want to be scummy. i'm all for sharing but i'd be pissed if my friend mooched on my booze while i wasn't around.

Don't worry about it lol, he supplied purposely for us but also i'm really goddamn lightweight, I need like 4 shots to be drunk and pass out
 
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Lothloran said:
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how much coke? coked up calls to yer ex will give you some serious fear tommrow haha

I banged 2 4gram rails and then did a few bumps while I was on the phone with her it ended badly.

how big is a 4 gram rail i don't even have the nasal capacity for that
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did you call

holier than thou bitch right here


last.fm

 
Jan 1, 2016 2:53 AM

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Noirly said:
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Drink everything, justify your actions later.


It's already 4am and I had 2 drinks way earlier so i'm just. Sober sad girl with nobody to party with because my boyfriend went to sleep too. The party life just ain't for them. I'll go for it, if I wake up in the ditch with a squid hat on covered in ketchup tomorrow I won't apologize
ATTA GIRL. Be cool like me :D I love you, good luck with your future drunk endeavors.

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truisms said:
Lothloran said:

I banged 2 4gram rails and then did a few bumps while I was on the phone with her it ended badly.

how big is a 4 gram rail i don't even have the nasal capacity for that
truisms said:
Lothloran said:

I banged 2 4gram rails and then did a few bumps while I was on the phone with her it ended badly.

how big is a 4 gram rail i don't even have the nasal capacity for that

I wanna say 3 tablespoons. alsdjfalksjdflksjd30char

a normal line is about 0.5-1 gram, and a rail is like 2-3grams I think... I dunno what I'm talking about, so we'll just say I used 3 tablespoons not heaping tablespoons mind you just like yeah, a pile of blow. Google says that 3 tablespoons is 1/6th of a cup, so... like 1/3rd a cup if you add up both rails? I'm confused.
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Lothloran said:
truisms said:

how big is a 4 gram rail i don't even have the nasal capacity for that
truisms said:

how big is a 4 gram rail i don't even have the nasal capacity for that

I wanna say 3 tablespoons. alsdjfalksjdflksjd30char

a normal line is about 0.5-1 gram, and a rail is like 2-3grams I think... I dunno what I'm talking about, so we'll just say I used 3 tablespoons not heaping tablespoons mind you just like yeah, a pile of blow. Google says that 3 tablespoons is 1/6th of a cup, so... like 1/3rd a cup if you add up both rails? I'm confused.
0.5-1 g is not a normal line that's pretty fat already. a 1/3 cup rail is massive i would run out of breath
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did you call

holier than thou bitch right here


last.fm

 
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truisms said:
Lothloran said:

I wanna say 3 tablespoons. alsdjfalksjdflksjd30char

a normal line is about 0.5-1 gram, and a rail is like 2-3grams I think... I dunno what I'm talking about, so we'll just say I used 3 tablespoons not heaping tablespoons mind you just like yeah, a pile of blow. Google says that 3 tablespoons is 1/6th of a cup, so... like 1/3rd a cup if you add up both rails? I'm confused.
0.5-1 g is not a normal line that's pretty fat already. a 1/3 cup rail is massive i would run out of breath


Well I mean like... they were super long so I had to like... pause, and like exhale through my mouth then go again, I'd say they were about 8-12 inches long and narrow to avoid missing with the tube

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Did you get to that stage when you decide to mix gasoline with Double Black label to see if your piss can burn?
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